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"What was that thing that flashed with multicolored lights and just passed by?"
"I don't know, I didn't see it clearly."
"Who cares, speed up! I smell carrot juice!"
Violently gasping for air and aggressively churning the freezing seawater, exactly when the massive, exhausted main group finally, miraculously arrived completely on the sandy shore of the island, they instantly discovered exactly that Gold Ship completely had entirely, already comfortably changed completely into dry clothes! She was completely, peacefully sitting entirely under the cool shade completely of a massive palm tree, happily sipping on a massive glass of ice-cold, freshly squeezed carrot juice specifically prepared completely by Leo!
However, her completely, originally entirely carefree, incredibly smug expression immediately, flawlessly performed a terrifying, instantaneous Sichuan Opera face-change! Exactly the absolute millisecond she physically saw someone coming, she violently spat out her juice, aggressively threw herself completely onto the hot sand, and lay entirely on the ground completely half-dead with her tongue hanging out, flawlessly imitating the absolute, agonizing exhaustion of the other racehorse girls!
Exactly this highly theatrical, shamelessly lazy scene entirely magically made Symboli Rudolf—completely who was strictly the absolute last entirely to physically reach the shore as the rear-guard—violently, aggressively laugh completely in pure, absolute anger! Her beautiful face darkened, and a terrifying, suffocating aura of a demonic principal violently erupted from her wet form.
So you completely, absolutely like exactly to aggressively slack off entirely so incredibly much, huh?! Entirely then absolutely don't completely logically blame her completely for being absolutely, brutally ruthless exactly during the upcoming training!
Kagerou Imaizumi had entirely, aggressively divided the massive Spring Island completely into exactly four distinct, perfectly mapped areas. The massive, towering mountain completely in the absolute middle entirely of the island and the strict, surrounding circular area were completely designated as heavily protected areas, actively used entirely to strictly guard the highly valuable, wild crops exactly that magically appear entirely in the wild completely in the new season.
The absolute remaining landmass of the massive island was entirely, geometrically divided completely into exactly three perfect, equal pie-slice parts, completely with exactly each massive season strictly occupying exactly one specific area, and entirely then they were completely, flawlessly neatly planted entirely according completely to the entirely different types exactly of seasonal crops. Completely standing entirely on the high mountaintop and visually looking directly down at the perfectly symmetrical, vibrant colors was an absolute, literal dream completely come true entirely for anyone with severe OCD!
The energetic little fairies entirely had completely, already actively lined entirely up and happily gathered completely by the lush farmland. Exactly how completely could they logically miss entirely out completely on such incredibly delicious food?! Actively led entirely by the Great Fairy (Daiyousei), absolutely all the fluttering little fairies completely had enthusiastically come entirely early completely in the cool morning. Exactly for completely such a massive, agricultural event, the massive Exploration Fairies of the Hero's Hut entirely also actively wanted entirely to aggressively lend a tiny, helpful hand!
"Everyone, our task is to harvest all the watermelons in this field and give them to Cirno. Cirno, your task is to use Ice Cyclone on the harvested watermelons. Does everyone understand?"
"clear!"
"Hurrah!"
The massive swarm of little fairies immediately, aggressively sprang completely into high-speed action, and the massive farmland was instantly completely filled entirely with heavy, large, perfectly round green watermelons magically floating through the air. Given their incredibly tiny height, exactly each fragile fairy completely could entirely only physically carry exactly one massive melon completely at a time, wobbling precariously!
Exactly once the specific, designated area piled completely up was entirely, geometrically close completely to the absolute physical limit entirely of Cirno's magical skill range, a massive, howling gust completely of sub-zero cold wind violently mixed completely with sharp snowflakes aggressively, brutally buried the massive pile of watermelons in an instant! To actively, magically prevent the thick snow completely from melting entirely too incredibly quickly in the summer heat, the proud Cirno violently stuck completely herself directly entirely into the massive snowdrift and happily started actively cosplaying exactly as a frozen snowman!
Entirely on the absolute other side of the beach, the exhausted racehorse girls violently rested completely for a brief while, aggressively drank exactly some ice-cold carrot juice entirely to miraculously replenish their drained energy, and entirely then happily joined the massive, bustling vegetable harvesting team.
Summer crops are entirely, massively mainly vegetables, exactly such as dark green spinach, massive winter melons, sweet corn, purple eggplant, and crisp lettuce. Leo is completely, aggressively going entirely to cook exactly some massive, sizzling stir-fries completely today. Exactly after aggressively eating entirely too incredibly many highly fancy, expensive, aristocratic meals, he completely, simply just actively wants entirely to eat exactly something incredibly hearty and home-cooked!
Exactly one entirely by one, the massive, harvested winter melons were violently, brutally split completely in half with a heavy cleaver, the slippery seeds were rapidly removed, entirely leaving completely only a massively thick layer entirely of pristine, white flesh. The meticulously prepared winter melons were aggressively placed entirely in a massive iron pot, and exactly some highly expensive, premium dried scallops and absolutely other marine ingredients purchased completely from the mermaid Wakasagihime were entirely added completely inside the hollowed centers, exactly along completely with a little sea salt.
Sweet, yellow corn was aggressively cut completely into thick sections and neatly placed entirely around the massive winter melons, exactly along completely with fragrant shiitake mushrooms and massive, magical purple mushrooms. A flawless, pre-made winter melon stew was entirely then completely prepped and complete! Set it completely aside and simply add hot water and the perfectly prepared chicken and lamb exactly when you actively want entirely to eat it. It's completely, physically too incredibly early entirely to cook it completely now.
Entirely then comes Leo's absolute favorite: the massive, purple eggplant! He violently cut the vibrant purple eggplant completely into small, perfect pieces, aggressively added coarse salt entirely to rapidly draw completely out the bitter water, and violently fried it completely in boiling, sizzling hot oil exactly until it was completely golden brown and crispy!
He rapidly removed it entirely from the popping oil, aggressively diced freshly picked, blindingly spicy chili peppers, and violently stir-fried them exactly until the pungent, mouth-watering aroma aggressively filled the island air! He actively added dark soy sauce, thick oyster sauce, and absolutely other premium seasonings previously provided completely by Symboli Rudolf, entirely then aggressively added the crispy eggplant completely back entirely in and violently stir-fried it completely briefly exactly before serving!
"Is there anything I can help you with?"
Sakuya Izayoi awkwardly stood completely to the side, entirely, completely unsure exactly of what entirely to physically do. Leo's aggressive, chaotic, high-heat wok cooking style was completely, entirely different completely from her precise, elegant, aristocratic European cooking, and she completely didn't entirely even logically know exactly what entirely to actively do entirely to safely help without ruining the rustic vibe.
Exactly how completely could the massive farm logically forget completely about the adorable Flandre exactly when there's a massive, fun event?! Exactly as soon exactly as Flandre enthusiastically went completely out, Remilia Scarlet, completely being an absolute, massive sister-obsessed girl, naturally, aggressively followed, and it entirely, magically turned completely into a massive, mandatory team-building activity completely for the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
"Let me do it, Miss Sakuya. You're better suited to making fancy dishes; I'm best at these simple home-style cookings."
Hong Meiling excitedly came completely over, aggressively rolled entirely up her green sleeves, rapidly washed her strong hands, violently picked entirely up a massive, heavy iron kitchen knife, and incredibly skillfully, aggressively began entirely to actively process the raw ingredients at blinding speed!
Entirely then she and Leo aggressively started entirely to violently stir-fry the massive dishes. The massive, roaring flames (the legendary Wok Hei) exactly that occasionally, violently ignited completely in the massive iron pot magically made Sakuya's racing heart violently pound completely with absolute fear! She had completely, entirely never physically seen exactly this incredibly violent, martial-arts way entirely of cooking completely before!
but...
Exactly what on earth do you logically mean I can entirely only mathematically cook 'pretty' food?! You entirely mean my precise food visually looks incredibly good absolutely but physically doesn't taste good?!
Sakuya's cold eyes violently flashed completely with a massive, incredibly dangerous, murderous light! Meiling was completely, absolutely nothing entirely but a lazy, door-guarding nobody! Exactly how absolutely dare she violently, aggressively show completely off exactly in completely front entirely of the precious young lady?! She completely didn't logically take her seriously exactly at all! Did she entirely logically think she was completely the absolute best cook?!
"Meiling is amazing! The pot actually caught fire! And she can flip the ingredients like that! One more! One more!"
Exactly seeing the incredibly curious and massively admiring looks completely in the glowing red eyes entirely of the eldest and second young ladies, Sakuya Izayoi completely, violently felt exactly like she had entirely been tragically cheated entirely on!
I was absolutely, entirely here exactly first! The precious eldest young lady has absolutely, entirely always completely eaten my flawless cooking! Why?! Exactly why does the eldest young lady completely physically look exactly like she really, desperately wants entirely to happily eat Meiling's fiery food entirely now?!
But there's completely, absolutely no massive way entirely to do exactly it completely now. She entirely doesn't completely even logically know exactly how entirely to properly use exactly that terrifying, massive iron kitchen knife exactly that Meiling currently has, exactly which visually looks completely, exactly like a lethal, solid metal brick! Absolutely even exactly if she aggressively went entirely up entirely there, she absolutely wouldn't entirely be completely able entirely to logically do absolutely anything without embarrassing herself.
"Hmph, I'll remember this grudge."
Sakuya entirely, quietly completely disappeared entirely into the smoke of the open-air kitchen and successfully found the strict Symboli Rudolf actively directing the exhausted racehorse girls entirely to harvest vegetables. The two highly efficient, terrifying administrators actively chatted completely for a brief while, heavily nodded completely to entirely each exactly other, entirely as exactly if they completely had successfully completed entirely some kind exactly of massive, dark secret deal!
The massive, perfectly prepared food was safely stored entirely in a glowing, temperature-controlled box, and it was entirely completely up completely to the Great Fairy (Daiyousei) entirely to safely decide exactly what entirely to actively do completely next.
The massive swarm of little fairies, completely who had entirely, already aggressively harvested the absolute entire massive watermelon field, happily surrounded the Great Fairy and aggressively began actively performing a highly bizarre, rhythmic Suwa Dance! The Great Fairy miserably sat completely by the humming, electric rice cooker, aggressively covering her flushed face completely in absolute, suicidal despair.
Exactly as completely for the energetic little fairies dancing, exactly that was her completely own tragic doing entirely from a past lesson. But exactly why on earth did the massive, elite horse racing girls entirely have completely to actively get completely involved?! Exactly how terrifyingly strong is your athletic learning ability?! You perfectly learned the complex, divine dance exactly after actively watching it exactly just a single, physical once?!
"What are these children doing? Why are they dancing?"
"I don't know, but it looks interesting. I'm planning to try dancing this on the yam stage next time. It's really fun."
Tokai Teio and Kitasan Black flawlessly, seamlessly blended completely among the massive swarm of little demons, their highly trained, idol-level dancing moves entirely, completely even more mathematically precise and sharp exactly than the actual demons'! Exactly after flawlessly dancing completely for a massive while, the modern electric rice cooker aggressively surrounded entirely in the absolute center completely, suddenly emitted a loud, electronic ding! The heavy lid magically opened, and a massive, steaming stalk entirely of perfectly cooked rice slowly magically rose completely up, exactly which the traumatized Great Demon frantically scooped entirely out and violently put completely into a massive box.
Exactly this highly bizarre, surreal scene completely, violently shocked the two horse girls completely for a massive hundred years!
So completely this is exactly how magical rice is strictly, magically steamed entirely in the supernatural, magical world! You're absolutely never entirely too incredibly old completely to actively learn! They completely thought it was entirely just a silly joke, but it entirely turns completely out the divine ritual is really, incredibly useful!
Entirely then... completely more and entirely more exhausted racehorse girls completely who had entirely completed their assigned agricultural areas excitedly joined entirely in! Exactly because entirely after aggressively winning the massive turf race, they strictly needed entirely to actively give a massive, dazzling stage performance entirely to heavily reward and completely attract their massive fans. Idol dancing entirely can absolutely be completely said entirely to completely be exactly one entirely of the absolute basic, mandatory skills completely of the elite racehorse girls!
The Suwa Dance is entirely a bit incredibly strange and tribal, absolutely but it is entirely very, incredibly easy entirely to quickly learn. Exactly as a massive, chaotic result, the absolute entire dirt area completely around the traumatized Daiyousei violently became a massive, large-scale, high-budget idol dance battle scene!
"Just let me die already~~"
The weeping Great Fairy completely now entirely wishes the absolute whole world would completely just violently be destroyed! Exactly these massive, athletic older sisters are entirely so incredibly strange and dense, exactly why completely did they actively turn entirely out exactly like this?! This is completely, literally just a modern, electric rice cooker! It absolutely can't physically be magically used entirely to cast the legendary Demon Containment Wave (Mafuba), and it absolutely doesn't completely have absolutely any special, divine abilities whatsoever! It's entirely, completely just a household appliance for aggressively steaming rice!
Meanwhile, in Gensokyo.
They were entirely, peacefully sitting exactly at the Moriya Shrine entirely at home drinking tea exactly when a massive, suffocating, apocalyptic tidal wave of pure, concentrated Idol Faith violently came crashing directly down entirely from the absolute sky!
Kanako Yasaka and Suwako Moriya were completely, utterly, violently bewildered exactly as the massive, overwhelming power completely of the highly synchronized idol faith entirely kept aggressively drifting violently towards them, completely having absolutely no logical idea exactly what on earth was actively happening across dimensions!