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"My waist! Wuwuwu! Kazami Yuuka is practically not human! Not human at all!"
In the cool, darkening evening, Yukari Yakumo violently burst through the farmhouse door, completely and utterly traumatized. Her usually pristine, aristocratic white shirt was entirely covered in sticky green grass seeds, thick brown mud, and literal, massive black tire tread marks exactly across her back!
She desperately, tearfully wanted to violently throw herself entirely into Yuyuko's soft arms for comfort, completely much like the chaotic Flandre, exactly after being brutally beaten by her older sister, would aggressively seek comfort from Patchouli Knowledge. However, Yuyuko Saigyouji completely, firmly pushed her away with a look of absolute disgust at the mud, strictly refusing to entirely let her get physically close to her clean clothes, magically making the exhausted Yukari Yakumo aggressively cry even more loudly and sadly on the floor!
Yukari Yakumo's pathetic, agonizing wailing violently echoed entirely far from completely inside the wooden house. Exactly outside in the cool night air, the werewolf Kagerou Imaizumi looked entirely at the massive, gruesome amount of red, pulpy bloodstains and crushed grass completely covering the massive tractor's heavy metal chassis with a deeply pained, terrified heart, aggressively pulling a heavy water hose completely over to violently scrub and wash the terrifying machine clean. Just exactly how many times had the immortal Princess been violently run over to generate this much gore?!
A highly, terrifyingly similar scene entirely played completely out exactly at the Town Clinic. In the breezy evening, the exhausted Uma Musume lazily wandering entirely around the peaceful town violently stopped in their tracks, entirely watching the miserable, bone-crushing wails completely coming entirely from the brightly lit Clinic with absolute surprise and deep, biological uncertainty. They suddenly, violently developed entirely a bit of a massive psychological phobia completely about their upcoming, mandatory physical examinations!
Inside the bustling, brightly lit Star Tavern, the umbrella tsukumogami Kogasa Tatara and her identical One-eyed Kogasa clone were completely, diligently working the heavy machinery, violently blending and making hundreds of glasses of fresh fruit juice. Meanwhile, Chen, magically transformed completely back into her fluffy black cat form, lazily and comfortably sat entirely on the polished wooden counter aggressively attracting massive crowds of customers. Leo had specifically, capitalistly said exactly that absolutely all the raw gold money they actively earned would completely be entirely theirs to keep, exactly with all the expensive fruit ingredients generously provided completely by the family farm, entirely as their personal pocket money!
The exhausted Uma Musume had completely, brutally trained entirely all day completely under the scorching, blazing sun, and incredibly many completely of them happily gathered entirely here exactly in the evening to aggressively enjoy the freezing, industrial air conditioning and happily play arcade games. Exactly as entirely for the steep price completely of the fresh juice, please, the absolute monetary cost completely of exactly one of their massive daily meals could literally completely be entirely equivalent exactly to a certain, struggling, smelly Tengu novelist's entire monthly salary, and they'd completely even have entirely to aggressively add a bit more cash themselves to be full!
"Kitty~~ Hehe~~ Cute kitty."
Exactly at this peaceful moment, Chen was entirely, completely being heavily held exactly in the soft arms completely of an Uma Musume entirely with a massively generous, soft bosom completely comparable entirely to Yuyuko's, gently, affectionately rubbing completely against her warm fur. Meisho Doto absolutely, completely adored cute, fragile little animals, especially entirely cute little cats exactly like Chen, completely who absolutely weren't entirely afraid completely of her clumsy nature and completely could entirely be comfortably held completely for a long, warm time exactly with just a little bit of money.
"Meow, customer, do you want to renew? Time's up."
Chen lazily opened one golden eye and entirely had completely been aggressively doing exactly this incredibly lucrative capitalist job entirely every single night these past few days! She completely didn't logically have exactly to work hard violently mixing drinks, completely nor entirely did she logically have entirely to exhaustingly run completely around exactly like Flandre entirely as a waitress. She completely just had entirely to lazily lie completely in someone's incredibly soft arms, entirely enjoy massive, deep-tissue massages and sweet feedings, and entirely, successfully still get paid raw gold! It was completely, simply entirely too incredibly comfortable!
"Ah! Yes, yes, I do, wait for me."
Hearing exactly that her purchased time was entirely up, the flustered Meisho Doto completely, quickly placed Chen gently entirely on the wooden table, frantically pulled entirely out her massive, bulging kitten-themed wallet completely from her gym pocket, and aggressively took entirely out a few heavy Stardew Valley gold coins, aggressively placing them entirely on the sticky table.
"Hello, please bring another fruit platter and two glasses of juice."
Kogasa Tatara smoothly took the heavy gold money and aggressively, violently rolled her eyes completely at Chen, who had completely, instantly happily jumped entirely back completely into the wealthy customer's soft arms the exact millisecond the coin hit the wood. This lazy, feline fellow was entirely too incredibly hateful, actively finding such an incredibly easy, capitalist way entirely to peacefully make money! So entirely, deeply enviable!
CREAK!
"Yo, everyone's here. I'm here to check if there are any naughty little rascals secretly drinking alcohol."
Exactly with the massive, crushing medical issues completely, legally resolved for the entire academy, a massive, terrifying weight had entirely, miraculously been violently lifted completely from Symboli Rudolf's stressed mind! She was completely, genuinely in incredibly excellent spirits and had entirely, actually aggressively dragged Air Groove and Hayakawa Tazuna completely to the bustling tavern entirely for a casual drink. Exactly when she entirely opened the wooden door and completely saw entirely so incredibly many Uma Musume actively relaxing there, she entirely couldn't physically help entirely but aggressively want entirely to publicly tease exactly these little ones!
"One day, little ducks lined up to find their mother. One little duck wanted to line up with the duck in front, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't align. So the little duck was very anxious. What do you think she said? Guess correctly, and I'll pay for everyone's consumption today."
Air Groove, completely who was rigidly, strictly following entirely behind Rudolf, violently covered her embarrassed face, skillfully, aggressively hugged her bare arms, and entirely rubbed them vigorously. It might entirely get completely, physically a bit freezing cold entirely in here later due to this absolute, boomer-tier dad joke!
"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, are you alright?"
The innocent Uma Musume completely who absolutely hadn't entirely experienced Rudolf's terrifyingly 'poisonous', freezing jokes were entirely still completely deep entirely in analytical thought exactly when Meisho Doto's panicked, clumsy voice completely, suddenly rang entirely out exactly in the quiet tavern. Exactly at this clumsy moment, she was entirely, constantly aggressively wiping the spilled, sticky orange juice completely from the polished counter entirely with her white sleeve, repeatedly, frantically apologizing to the annoyed Kogasa!
"Exactly! It's 'I'm sorry'! The little duck said, 'I can't align, I can't align, I'm sorry!' I didn't expect Doto to guess it so quickly. Well, as per our agreement, drink as much as you want today, I'm paying!"
Completely, absolutely entirely oblivious completely to the incredibly unusual, terrifying, dead quietness completely of the massive tavern, Rudolf entirely laughed a few booming times and aggressively, happily sat completely down entirely next completely to the confused Doto, violently slamming her heavy, corporate leather wallet completely on the wooden table! She aggressively, loudly told Kogasa Tatara entirely to completely keep the expensive drinks actively flowing; they absolutely wouldn't entirely go completely home exactly until they were completely drunk entirely today!
"Hiss... It's so cold, is the air conditioning set too low?"
"I think I need a blanket."
The entire, massive tavern was completely, entirely silenced completely by Symboli Rudolf's incredibly freezing, painful cold joke, and it entirely took completely a very long while exactly for absolutely everyone entirely to biologically recover from the cringe. The thick, awkward atmosphere completely, slowly became genuinely lively exactly again exactly as the free drinks started pouring.
Absolutely only the chaotic Flandre truly suffered! Originally, absolutely everyone completely came entirely here exactly to peacefully relax, absolutely not aggressively planning completely to eat entirely much solid food, so the physical waitressing work was entirely relatively easy. But Rudolf's massive, blank-check booking completely for absolutely everyone violently whetted their bottomless, athletic appetites!
The four identical Flandres were entirely so incredibly, violently busy they completely, genuinely wished entirely their clones completely could magically manifest entirely another 'Four of a Kind' spell, aggressively spinning completely around the massive tavern exactly like glowing tops heavily loaded completely with massive food platters! Youmu Konpaku, completely who was strictly entirely in massive charge completely of the heavy cooking entirely in the hot back kitchen, was entirely also aggressively working exactly so incredibly hard exactly that her dual-wielded metal spatulas were completely, violently almost physically smoking!
In the dark alleyway outside the Star Tavern.
"Um... hello, do you not have money for food? I have some freshly bought carrots here, would you like some?"
Exactly outside the loud, bustling tavern, the poverty god Shion Yorigami completely sat entirely, happily exactly by a massive, green metal trash can, its heavy plastic lid entirely removed and actively used completely as a makeshift dining plate. It entirely held completely clean, safe leftovers meticulously cleaned completely up entirely by the flying Flandre, exactly with entirely intact, perfectly edible items carefully picked entirely out and completely placed exactly on top. Exactly just entirely as she was completely about entirely to happily start entirely eating, a somewhat incredibly timid, quiet voice completely came entirely from completely beside her in the dark.
"Ah, no, it's fine, no need. I am the Goddess of Misfortune. I'm naturally destined to eat from many households; eating proper meals would even weaken my abilities."
Shion violently, actively waved her bandaged hand entirely in refusal. These completely untouched leftovers were entirely brought directly out completely by Flandre and absolutely hadn't completely even physically entered the dirty trash can entirely yet, so it completely wasn't exactly like she was actively, desperately rummaging completely through actual, rotting garbage entirely for food. The specific food she expertly picked entirely out was completely also entirely intact, very incredibly decent, and quite delicious.
"Alright."
Rice Shower completely, quietly also actively found a dark spot entirely next completely to Shion and gently sat completely down in the dirt, nervously nibbling entirely on the sweet carrots completely in her small bag. Exactly after completely thinking entirely about exactly what Shion completely had entirely just said regarding being an outcast, she gently broke entirely off a clean, sweet piece and politely offered it.
This specific time, Shion completely, happily accepted it and gently placed it completely on her plastic plate, though she completely didn't immediately eat it. Her glowing blue eyes completely kept analytically watching completely this strange, incredibly timid Uma Musume. Her incredibly quiet, isolating appearance completely, somehow heavily reminded Shion entirely of her completely own past, tragic self.
Exactly in the absolute beginning, exactly because Shion was entirely the terrifying Goddess of Misfortune (Poverty), she was aggressively, violently driven completely away absolutely wherever she entirely went, completely forced entirely to physically hide completely in dark, damp corners and entirely eat scavenged, rotting food. Absolutely even exactly when she completely became incredibly, magically powerful entirely later and completely ordinary humans entirely couldn't logically drive her violently away, she entirely, absolutely never logically thought completely of maliciously retaliating.
She had completely, tragically entirely come completely to painfully understand exactly that her terrifying identity exactly as the Goddess of Misfortune entirely inherently actively prevented her completely from getting entirely too completely close exactly to ordinary others; absolutely even completely having innocent friends would violently bring them massive, devastating misfortune and bankruptcy. So, she completely, tragically wandered Gensokyo entirely alone exactly until she miraculously met Leo, that completely capitalist eccentric... absolutely all the massive, terrifying misfortune aura she entirely had entirely accumulated completely over entirely so incredibly many long years was completely, violently drained entirely by his massive, reality-bending luck and wealth!
"My name is Ishin Shion, want a mixed juice?"
Shion happily picked entirely up a completely clean glass entirely of bright mixed juice, whose specific, blended ingredients were completely absolutely anyone's wild guess, and politely offered it entirely to the timid other person. These were entirely clean, leftover scraps completely from Kogasa's massive juice-making station, carefully collected and completely put entirely into a few clean cups exactly that Flandre completely had gently brought entirely out to the alley. Entirely apart completely from the highly unknown, chaotic taste, they were entirely, completely very physically clean.
"Thank you, my name is Rice Shower."
Carefully receiving the cold juice, a tiny, genuine hint entirely of a fragile smile completely magically appeared entirely on Rice Shower's pale face. Exactly at the massive academy, strictly due completely to some incredibly special, tragic racing reasons, she was aggressively subjected entirely to incredibly malicious, hateful words completely from completely those angry gamblers watching the massive races, exactly which violently led entirely to her entirely suffering completely from deep, clinical depression.
Absolutely even exactly though the absolute other elite Uma Musume completely at the massive academy, completely including the robotic Mihono Bourbon and the elegant Mejiro McQueen, completely didn't logically mind entirely and actively, warmly wanted completely to physically train entirely with her, she entirely still absolutely couldn't magically act exactly as if absolutely nothing was completely wrong and entirely kept aggressively avoiding absolutely everyone in fear.
However, completely in this magical, isolated Stardew Valley, absolutely no one entirely scientifically knew exactly what she completely had tragically gone entirely through, so Rice Shower completely could entirely, safely still actively communicate completely normally exactly with the bizarre, magical residents entirely here!