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"Such a cute sunny doll~~ Is the image on this charm a snake and a frog?"
"I can feel it—the power contained within this ugly-cute doll!"
"An authentic witch's crystal ball? I'll take it!"
Happily carrying a massive, bulging Maneki-neko themed backpack and completely covered from head to toe in various glowing, jingling magical charms, Taiki Shuttle's wide eyes aggressively sparkled exactly like a kid in a candy store as she excitedly darted back and forth between the dusty, wooden supermarket shelves. Completely compared to the highly dubious, mass-produced luck-changing plastic trinkets she obsessively collected back in her own modern world, these bizarre, slightly ominous items were clearly of incredibly higher, magical quality and were actually, demonstrably effective!
There were slightly lopsided sunny dolls and paper charms entirely made by the green-haired Sanae of the Moriya Shrine—genuine, blessed items heavily infused with the divine aura of the Two Goddesses. Although their reality-bending effects might magically be slightly diminished after crossing into other dimensions, they were absolutely more than mathematically enough to successfully ward off minor, everyday disasters like tripping or losing keys.
There were also incredibly creepy, small wooden dolls Alice Margatroid from the Mansion of Dolls had meticulously made for magical practice long, long ago. Exactly since she absolutely hadn't infused them with much autonomous combat ability, they definitely weren't as terrifyingly intelligent or lethal exactly as her constant, flying companions, Shanghai and Hourai. However, creatively placed entirely in a dark haunted house or a mystic fortune-telling shop, having them suddenly, occasionally turn their wooden heads 180 degrees or completely move a bit on their own would absolutely be quite incredibly, heart-stoppingly frightening for tourists!
Then there were the massive, heavily scratched, second-hand crystal balls completely discarded by Patchouli Knowledge from the Scarlet Devil Mansion, which had been exhaustingly gathering thick, magical dust in the massive library warehouse for a very, very long time. To aggressively help stock Leo's capitalist supermarket with inventory, Sakuya Izayoi had generously contributed absolutely everything completely unused from the Scarlet Devil Mansion's massive storage. Exactly one-third of the entire supermarket's magical goods were exclusively provided entirely by the Scarlet Devil Mansion—strictly after intense screening and heavy magical decontamination, of course. Violent, cursed items exactly like man-eating Mimics or blood-sucking Stone Masks absolutely weren't exactly suitable or legal for public retail sale!
The absolute remaining bulk of the goods were entirely provided by Hina Kagiyama, who aggressively, happily recycled cursed, second-hand products directly on the Youkai Mountain exactly after heavily consulting with the capitalist Yukari Yakumo.
"The esteemed customer absolutely has incredibly great, cultured taste! These specific, premium items you've expertly picked were completely, strictly handmade by massive, terrifying big shots entirely from our Gensokyo! They absolutely aren't usually available completely to the general public!"
The Little Kappa entirely in charge of retail sales introduced the highly suspicious products incredibly enthusiastically, rubbing her green hands together. The massive Boss Leo had specifically, aggressively said exactly that for absolutely every single sale, there would completely be not only a fat gold commission but absolutely also massive college credit rewards! Naturally, she completely had to exhaustingly exert her greasy, salesperson eloquence entirely to the absolute fullest! Besides, the listed prices exactly in the supermarket absolutely weren't incredibly expensive at all; absolutely most were literal garbage items scavenged from other youkai's trash trails that were absolutely still entirely in relatively good physical condition!
Eh!
Speaking exactly of which, exactly how does absolutely everyone logically, usually handle the massive amount of expensive things they've magically phased out and absolutely no longer logically use?
Exactly when it completely comes to aggressively saving money, you absolutely have to strictly look completely to Hina Kagiyama. To beautifully read such a wonderful, engaging light novel, you definitely, absolutely need a good, high-quality digital device; reading completely on a pristine, brand new phone is entirely much clearer and better for the eyes. What exactly do you all violently do entirely with your outdated, old ones exactly after expensively buying brand new ones? Exactly like this old, rusted katana of mine—I completely had Hina Kagiyama professionally come directly to my door exactly to aggressively recycle it for exactly over three thousand gold! If you completely want to cheaply buy cheap and highly useful things, strictly go entirely to Youkai Mountain to happily find Hina Kagiyama!
Hina Kagiyama is an absolute, professional second-hand platform recycler: convenient home pickup, strict professional inspection, and incredibly fast, instant payment!
Exactly in my capitalist opinion, if you're desperately looking entirely for a reliable second-hand platform, aggressively going completely to Hina Kagiyama exactly on Youkai Mountain is the absolute, 100% right choice!
It's absolutely no joke; Hina Kagiyama really, genuinely is aggressively recycling the cursed, broken things ordinary people usually completely don't violently want. After all, the absolute last, tragic consequence of completely throwing dangerous, magical things away carelessly into the environment was the accidental creation of the umbrella Tsukumogami, Kogasa Tatara! She completely recycles these heavy, unwanted cursed items strictly, specifically to entirely prevent massive, violent tragedies exactly from magically happening again!
[Hina Kagiyama] Race: Goddess of Misfortune Ability: Ability to magically collect and store absolute misfortune Occupation: Misfortune Goddess, Spinning Love Recycle CEO Residence: Youkai Mountain Unlock Condition: Violently lose exactly more than 100,000 gold entirely due exactly to completely accidental, disastrous circumstances (Current Progress: 114,514 / 100,000)
Exactly as completely expected of Hina Kagiyama, who can flawlessly form a terrifying, poverty-stricken CP exactly with the poverty god Shion Yorigami; literally even her absolute, systemic unlock conditions are completely, magnetically linked to financial disaster!
That terrifying, massive wave of apocalyptic meteorite attacks completely destroying the farm had tragically caused Leo a massive, devastating financial loss. Exactly while aggressively preparing the supermarket shelves a short while ago, Leo successfully found Hina Kagiyama and expensively sourced a massive, bulk batch of cursed second-hand products completely from her. He completely also officially issued her official ID Card No. 018. However, Hina Kagiyama absolutely didn't permanently settle entirely in Stardew Valley; instead, she aggressively, happily traveled back and forth completely between the two connected worlds, entirely continuing her massive, great recycling enterprise!
"Ho ho ho, absolutely great! I'll violently take completely all of them! Exactly how much is it in total?!"
Taiki Shuttle happily, aggressively carried a massive, towering pile of classic, stylish, highly cursed 'little trash' directly to the wooden checkout counter and violently pulled out her thick leather wallet completely to pay by card. Absolutely most elite Uma Musume completely weren't short exactly on money; they completely could casually cough up tens or hundreds of thousands exactly with a tiny bit of competitive grit. Exactly at this massive moment, Taiki Shuttle was completely exactly like a high-concentration, obsessed otaku exactly who entirely didn't logically care absolutely about the steep price completely for the rare anime figures she violently wanted!
"Esteemed Customer, we completely don't aggressively talk about vulgar 'money' here; we romantically talk about your 'fate'."
The Little Kappa smoothly pulled out a massive, glowing digital price list and aggressively began calculating the astronomical total. This was a massive, incredibly lucrative deal! Taiki Shuttle completely had incredibly good, sharp eyes; the expensive things she happily bought were absolutely all genuine, premium magical items exactly with massive special effects, so the calculated prices were naturally, entirely much higher exactly than ordinary, mass-produced Gensokyo tourist specialties. It was the absolute largest single order exactly since the massive supermarket officially opened!
"Exactly what fate?"
Taiki Shuttle was completely stunned entirely for a brief moment, her horse ears twitching. Did magically buying something here literally depend entirely on the specific person's cosmic destiny?!
"Exactly One hundred and eight thousand gold yuan. Thank you so incredibly much for your massive patronage, please violently come again!"
The Little Kappa happily handed completely over the massive, printed receipt bill. Taiki Shuttle completely took exactly one brief look at the zeroes and effortlessly, smoothly swiped her black corporate card completely to pay readily! Exactly because the distinct fiat currencies of Stardew Valley, ancient Gensokyo, and the modern Uma Musume world were completely, entirely different, Leo had entirely, specifically set up a massive, magical currency exchange completely in the town square. Otherwise, exactly with the massively inflated denominations exactly of the Yen entirely in the Uma Musume world, absolutely any rich Uma Musume could effortlessly, violently empty out absolutely all of Stardew Valley's inventory exactly in minutes!
If the farm were completely, magically connected directly to a struggling world exactly with something entirely like the hyper-inflated Zimbabwean dollar, absolutely let alone simply emptying it, exactly a single, pathetic paper bill could violently buy the absolute entire Stardew Valley exactly a dozen times over!
Exactly since Gensokyo strictly used heavy metal currency and the dense currency itself completely had intrinsic material value, the strict exchange rate completely with Stardew Valley was exactly one-to-one. The modern Uma Musume world completely used fiat paper money, which completely could absolutely only logically circulate entirely in their own world and completely lacked any general, magical liquidity.
So, exactly after aggressively discussing the massive financial logistics completely with the Three Goddesses, the modern paper currency was completely, magically exchanged entirely for digital points cards exactly at a strict ratio completely of one hundred to one. These massive digital points completely could then entirely be exchanged directly exactly with Symboli Rudolf completely for heavy, physical supplies Leo desperately needed: massive animals, luxury appliances, bulk daily necessities, raw ingredients, spices and seasonings—absolutely anything from Earth could legally be traded!
The omnipotent Three Goddesses even politely, casually hinted exactly that if Leo aggressively wanted to, he completely could legally adopt a young Uma Musume!
He was officially, legally the absolute god of a private world, and a very incredibly friendly, hospitable one exactly at that, so the Three Goddesses completely weren't terrified or worried exactly that a young Uma Musume would completely be violently mistreated or abused there. Furthermore, completely above local gods exactly like them, there were entirely even vastly higher, terrifying cosmic existences (the censorship algorithms) who would completely, violently punish absolutely anyone intentionally intending completely to do highly illegal, non-family-friendly things completely equally—ranging entirely from being locked in the 'small dark room' completely to immediate, violent cosmic erasure!
Leo had entirely, absolutely already rapidly agreed completely to this massive proposal. The omnipotent Three Goddesses were completely currently exactly in the middle entirely of meticulously selecting a young, elite Uma Musume exactly who could flawlessly match the absolute high status completely of a World Lord. She would entirely probably completely be safely sent over exactly in a few short days, exactly just in massive time completely to aggressively train exactly along entirely with the massive summer training camp!
"Leo, Leo! There's a massive letter completely in the wooden mailbox exactly at the front door, meow! I happily brought it directly for you!"
Exactly in the cool, air-conditioned evening, Leo and Kaguya Houraisan were comfortably sitting heavily on the plush living room sofa aggressively playing modern console games completely on the massive, flat-screen big TV. This entire, expensive set of high-end electronic equipment completely had absolutely also been expensively sent exactly by Symboli Rudolf. Stardew Valley completely had far too few modern forms of digital entertainment, so Leo had completely, specifically begged exactly for a massive game console.
Exactly as a massive result, exactly as soon exactly as it was violently assembled and plugged in, Kaguya instantly caught the electronic scent exactly like a bloodhound and aggressively came running over, violently insisting exactly on completely playing a massive round!
Leo entirely had absolutely no other choice completely but to exhaustingly play exactly with her. This massive shut-in girl—to politely say absolutely nothing entirely of anything else—was genuinely, incredibly terrible exactly at modern games; she was completely the toxic type exactly who was completely terrible but violently loved exactly to play anyway, furiously mashing buttons and screaming at the screen!
"Let me quickly see... a 'friendly match'? Officially sent directly by Rudolf?"
Exactly after violently taking the screaming Kaguya entirely down completely with another absolutely flawless, brutal combo on the screen, Leo smoothly handed the plastic controller directly to Flandre, who had completely been bouncing and vibrating exactly on the couch, entirely unable to physically restrain herself any longer, entirely letting exactly these two chaotic 'noobs' aggressively peck entirely at each other in the game.
He curiously picked exactly up the physical letter and aggressively began entirely to read. The dusty, wooden mailbox exactly at the front door was usually literally just entirely for aesthetic show; he absolutely hadn't completely expected to actually, physically receive a literal paper letter!