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Chapter 149 - Chapter 148: Training Camp Arrangements

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"One by one, let's answer the first question. It's completely all-you-can-eat; the massive food supply is incredibly plentiful. Fresh vegetables, rich honey, premium chicken, duck, fish, heavy meat, and delicious carrots are absolutely provided in unlimited quantities. However, the cafeteria will be strictly, physically managed by Ms. Hayakawa Tazuna. After all, I don't know absolutely everyone's specific dietary plans, and aggressively eating too much might tragically affect your running weight."

Leo aggressively confirmed this terrifying logistical detail quietly with Hayakawa Tazuna before loudly announcing it through the crackling megaphone. His magical carrot reserves were incredibly, overwhelmingly sufficient; they rapidly, unnaturally ripened every exactly three days. Plus, with the massive, glowing agricultural statues from the Moriya Shrine illegally installed on the farm, a massive, truck-sized batch could be effortlessly harvested every exactly two days.

He had currently stored exactly three whole, heavy wooden chests entirely full of strictly carrots alone—absolutely each massive chest had exactly 36 spatial slots, and exactly each slot stacked up to 999! Absolutely no matter how much these bottomless horse girls aggressively ate, it was mathematically, physically more than enough.

However, since the elite Uma Musume absolutely all have to legally participate in massive, high-stakes races, aggressively eating too much greasy food would violently affect their aerodynamics and running speed. Additionally, some specific gluttonous girls absolutely aren't honest and fundamentally can't control their violent cravings, so Leo intelligently, ruthlessly left the heavy food distribution directly to the terrifying Ms. Tazuna. One of their own strict administrators absolutely knows their weaknesses best, after all.

This strict policy was absolutely, officially not specifically targeted at the bottomless Special Week.

The sweaty Uma Musume's rapid reactions were quite incredibly genuine. They cheered violently, throwing their fists into the air when they heard 'all-you-can-eat,' but their excited expressions violently, tragically changed to absolute horror and despair when they heard they physically had to go directly to the terrifying Hayakawa Tazuna for their food rations!

"Second question: there absolutely will be fun entertainment during your breaks. I previously asked President Rudolf to completely have everyone actively bring their absolute favorite food for the upcoming summer event. Exactly in the middle of this month, we will formally hold a massive 'Hyakuro-soup' (Hot Pot) event, where absolutely everyone can enthusiastically bring their prepared ingredients to actively participate."

"Besides that, we absolutely have the beautiful Dance of the Moonlight Jellies, completely unique to Stardew Valley's summer. The specific, exact time will be officially announced later. Other massive activities strictly include the Summer Fish King Challenge, the luxury Hot Springs, and peaceful farm stays. I've thoroughly discussed it with President Rudolf, and we'll creatively intersperse these directly throughout your grueling training period."

Absolutely every single time Leo mentioned a fun activity over the megaphone, a massive, excited cheer violently erupted from the crowd below. Absolutely every single Uma Musume had a specific recreational activity they heavily liked.

Even the notoriously lazy Seiun Sky, who was currently peacefully dozing while standing up with her eyes closed exactly in the front row because she wasn't tall enough to hide in the back, violently snapped her eyes open exactly when she heard the specific words about fishing. The legendary Summer Fish King, huh? Sounds incredibly exactly like a worthy challenge for a master angler!

"I'll efficiently answer the third and fourth questions exactly together. This stunning woman is Ran Yakumo, my official wife; her specific, biological race is the ancient Nine-Tailed Fox. The one currently flying and hovering in the sky is Aya Shameimaru, and there's also the kitten Chen. They are absolutely all Youkai. You can logically, scientifically think of them exactly as our dimensional version of Uma Musume. Absolutely everyone is incredibly very nice. Currently, Stardew Valley has incredibly many residents who are Youkai biologically similar to them. The massive, printed maps of Stardew Valley currently placed in your dorms have them strictly marked. You can happily get to know each other during your break time."

Absolutely not only were the curious Uma Musume intensely, biologically sizing up the powerful Youkai from Gensokyo, but incredibly many hidden people from Gensokyo had also aggressively come out of the woodwork to secretly observe these bizarre visitors from entirely another world. However, absolutely most of the paranoid Youkai were strictly observing from a safe, hidden distance in the dark treeline; exactly only Leo's immediate, chaotic family was physically present on the active scene.

"Alright, if you absolutely have any other pressing questions, you can smoothly come directly to the farm to officially find me anytime. I'll efficiently take absolutely everyone to exactly where you'll be staying to heavily drop off your massive luggage first."

Seeing that Symboli Rudolf had absolutely nothing else bureaucratic to say, Leo turned and smoothly led absolutely everyone directly toward the distant Hot Spring Inn, happily introducing the various refurbished facilities of Stardew Valley exactly like an exhausted tour guide along the dusty way.

The entire Pelican Town was currently operating at absolute, maximum capitalist capacity. For the town clinic, Leo had aggressively, politically asked Eirin Yagokoro to forcibly borrow the moon rabbit, Reisen Udongein Inaba. Having been an abused, overworked medical apprentice for so incredibly many years, Reisen could absolutely, effortlessly handle most minor sports ailments herself. If she ever tragically encountered a terrifying medical situation she absolutely couldn't biologically solve, she could absolutely always frantically call for remote help. Ms. Eirin Yagokoro, you absolutely wouldn't want your precious apprentice to aggressively have a massive, career-ending medical accident in another dimension, would you?

The massive, corporate JojaMart directly north of the Blacksmith Shop had also completely opened for aggressive business. The massive, stocked goods directly came from the farm and were entirely handmade by the capitalist Youkai of Gensokyo. Hearing about wealthy visitors arriving from another modern world, incredibly many greedy Youkai aggressively brought out cheap, small items they had rapidly made to violently sell at the massive supermarket, entirely making it into something of a massive, overpriced tourist souvenir shop!

There were the rather incredibly, completely useless paper talismans cheaply made by Reimu, highly suspicious, cursed Gensokyo character Fumos terrifyingly sewn by Alice, massive bottles of maple syrup—an absolute, aggressive specialty of the Tengu Tribe, protective Omamori directly from the Moriya Shrine, various self-published novels aggressively printed by the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and absolutely also Marisa Kirisame and Hatate Himekaidou...

Wait! Who on earth violently put those specific two's highly illegal things directly in the public supermarket display?! Get them absolutely all out right now! If an innocent horse girl accidentally buys these radioactive potions or explicit doujinshi, it'll violently cause an absolute inter-dimensional diplomatic incident!

Seeing the terrifying, photographic situation urgently reported via text by Nitori Kawashiro on the way, Leo instantly, violently broke into a massive, freezing cold sweat, his heart stopping. He frantically, violently texted her back in all caps to aggressively, immediately put away absolutely all of Marisa's volatile 'Mystery Potions' and Hatate Himekaidou's highly confiscated Doujinshi! He really, desperately needed to constantly keep those two chaotic criminals in strict, violent check; they'd ruthlessly pull something exactly like this the absolute exact millisecond he nervously looked away!

Absolutely everything in Stardew Valley was incredibly, magically fresh to the sheltered Uma Musume: the powerful Youkai flying effortlessly in the blue sky, the chaotic Little Fairies aggressively running by the dirt roadside, beautiful girls with furry ears and fluffy tails completely different from theirs, and the incredibly peaceful, leisurely pastoral scenery. This specific, massive summer training camp seemed completely, magically different from absolutely any grueling camp before!

"Mr. Leo, I've absolutely, finally met you in person! The glowing carrots you graciously sell are incredibly, impossibly delicious! I will absolutely, forever never forget this massive kindness!"

Special Week violently broke away from the disciplined marching group and aggressively jogged over to Leo to happily say hello, her pure, innocent face aggressively beaming with a blinding, sun-like shōnen-protagonist smile.

This blinding, pure radiance made Leo, who was completely a bit of a cynical, closet geek used to dealing with manipulative Youkai, entirely a bit unsure of exactly what to politically say. What massive kindness?! Never, ever forget?! For someone with this incredibly pure, blinding personality, he probably logically could entirely only unleash the chaotic Marisa to aggressively engage her in a mindless magic duel!

"I'm incredibly glad you like them. Previously, strictly due to farm output limits, I absolutely only sold basic Silver Star carrots. Now that we've aggressively expanded, they're absolutely all premium Gold Star quality, which are vastly better. If you eagerly want to eat some later, you can strictly ask Ms. Tazuna for permission. I absolutely also have to heavily thank you for the massive herd of animals you sent over; absolutely all the premium dairy products on the farm now strictly come directly from them."

The massive herd of animals he had expensively asked Rudolf to prepare were directly sourced from Special Week's rural mother. They had already been magically, securely placed deep in the Secret Forest by the omnipotent Three Goddesses. The raw quantity this massive time was very, very large; the farm's upgraded Livestock Shed absolutely couldn't biologically hold them all without bursting, so they were entirely all placed in the lush Secret Forest, with the massive swarm of Little Fairies specifically asked to carefully look after them.

However... since aggressively eating those incredibly delicious grilled meat skewers yesterday, these Little Fairies completely looked at the innocent animals with entirely different, terrifying, predatory eyes!

They absolutely showed exactly every single kind of obsessive, protective care to the specific animals they personally looked after, tightly sticking together with their pets every single day to protect them. But they aggressively, hungrily looked at completely other people's pets exactly as if they were literal, walking, breathing grilled meat skewers! They were completely, ruthlessly trying absolutely every which way to darkly lure their friends' animals directly to the farm to be violently processed into spicy skewers!

The peaceful Secret Forest was now almost exactly like a massive, terrifying real-life version of the psychological deception game Werewolf! If Leo absolutely hadn't been strictly waiting for the expensive animals to safely breed and absolutely didn't immediately intend to turn them into raw ingredients yet, these chaotic Little Fairies would have violently, aggressively come up with absolutely all sorts of dark, devious, murderous ideas just to get a single, tasty bite of meat!

"Hehe, I'm incredibly glad Mr. Leo absolutely likes them."

Special Week innocently scratched the back of her head, entirely a bit embarrassed. The omnipotent Three Goddesses had absolutely, eventually completely paid for those expensive animals from their massive budget, so it absolutely wasn't exactly a personal, free gift.

Chatting completely casually exactly along the dusty way, they soon finally reached the specific, massive location of the newly built Hot Spring Inn. This entire, massive complex of luxury wooden buildings constructed directly in the lush valley instantly made the exhausted Uma Musume completely gasp out loud in absolute surprise.

Before coming through the portal, they logically, depressingly thought it would simply be cheap, reinforced concrete military buildings exactly like the strict academy dorms; they absolutely hadn't expected this massive, luxury resort-style group of massive, detached traditional wooden houses! Just simply looking at this pristine, expensive environment, it physically felt exactly like the massive financial budget for this summer training camp had completely, violently exploded into the stratosphere!

Nitori Kawashiro had certainly, aggressively spared absolutely no massive expense when heavily building this VIP area to extract Leo's future wealth. The massive detached houses, built completely according to the valley's natural, uneven terrain, were aggressively arranged in a beautifully staggered yet completely orderly fashion. It mathematically looked disorganized but had a terrifyingly great sense of architectural beauty. Combined heavily with various expensive aesthetic decorations, Leo absolutely wouldn't doubt it for a single second if a greedy realtor suddenly said exactly one of these massive houses could immediately sell for hundreds of millions of gold!

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