"You're ignoring me aren't you?! Never mind that. Look Bardock, I had a blast with this nonexistant back and forth but I came here to destroy a planet so..." Frieza said with his usual arrogance and started charging an attack of his own, as he lifted his index finger and a ball in the color of the sun started charging on the tip of said index finger.
"Go fuck yourself!" the low-class saiyan warrior shouted as he threw at the tyrant, only for the reptilian's Supernova to swallow said attack as it grew to the size of a giant meteor. "See, I knew you would say that." Frieza said arrogantly with the snark intensified by the same british accent of the tyrant. "And the saddest thing is that you never got to say goodbye to your son." Dodoria said with joy from the irony. 'I have one of those?' Bardock thought to himself confused by the statement, then he remembered both Raditz and Kakarot as his eye bulged out from realization 'Oh god, I have two of those!' he thought to himself as Frieza threw the Supernova, as it took the low-class saiyan towards his planet. As the attack hit the planet, it pushed further until it detroyed the planet's core, blowing planet Vegeta to nothingness, as the tyrant laught from the fireworks.
Somewhere at Space,
A large disc yatch was floating in space, one identical to Frieza's ship. In it there were three men and a reptilian creature like Frieza, and all looked as the tyrant destroyed planet Vegeta, exept the humanoid reptile in the chair.
"Monsieur Cooler, it seems your Brother has destroyed ze planet Vegeta." said a blue skined humanoid with a PTO armor and a shoulder pad on his roght shoulder, with blode hair and a silly french accent, reporting to the reptile. "Very impressive. Killing off a bunch of monkeys." the Frieza-like reptile said with sarcasm in his voice as he was not impressed by his brother's action. Not very impressive in his book. "Any liquored-up hillbily with a shotgun could have done that at the zoo." he continued as the gravitational field of his chair decreased, lowering the chair to ground hight.
A photo of a PTO ship that originated from planet Vegeta came on the screen. "Wait sir! It seems he missed one ship. We are in range to interce-" the french blue soldier reported as the reptile cut him in the middle. "No. Let it go." said the being in the chair in a relaxed tone, showing he wasn't worried in the slightest. "But...why?" asked the blue skinned soldier in his silly french accent, perplexed by his boss's request. "Because if he's going to whine to our father for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat, then he's going to accept the responsibility." said Cooler with a slightly annoyed tone over the entire family life he had with his brother and father, which made him miserable. "If this comes back to bite him, that's his fault." He said while his chair slowly spinned, causing his gaze to meet that of his soldiers.
Earth, Early Morning,
An elderly martial artist was practicing on his skills and moves, as he kicked and punched the air so fast his hands and legs loocked like blures. He was short, he wore a long white sleeves shirt and over it an orange vest with yellow spots, which had a kanji on it saying 'Turtle'. He wore black pants, as well as black shoes. After ten minutes of practicing, he heard a boom and saw an explosion.
The old man ran towards the spot the explosion came from saw a crater with a spaceship in it. The round ship opened, revealing a little baby boy with jet black palm hair. The elder man named Son Gohan went to the crater and picked the boy up, as he jumped high enough to get out of the crater just as fast as he got in.
"Hello little one, where do you come from?" Gohan asked the now awaking baby truly interested in the alien. "You don't seem to have partns with you in that spaceship. How about I'll adopt you?" He asked as the boy started to giggle. "I knew you'd like it! How about I call you...Clark. Yay Clark!" Gohan said and then he thought for a few seconds and changed his mind. "No, no. That's a stupid name. How about...Goku?" he asked the boy, who giggled once more. "Okay then, you're Son Goku from now on! Huh?" The elderly martial artist said as he noticed Goku monkey tail, which was totaly bizare, even in a world with talking animal. 'Aw fuck it. Who even cares?' Gohan thought as he started to play with Goku. Suddenly the boy started acting wild and he kicked the martial artist in the face, causing him to drop the kid right back into the crater, which caused to boy to hit his head.
"Holy shit! Not good! I have to take care of him now!" the martial artist said while panicking over the baby he decided to take care of just hit his head. He ran toward the crater again, took the boy out and ran with him until he reached his house, in order to take care of the injury.