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Chapter 19 - What The Fuck!? What'd You Mean It Disappeared!?

Emerging from the thick bushes, a large bear was seen striding towards them, the large claws in its hind leg vibrating as it stomped the ground. Sniffing incessantly, it smelled the air, trying to find where its prey were. Suddenly, the scent of Germania floated into its two-inch nose, redirecting its gaze towards the hiding punk girl, eyes now glinting...

With greed

"Damn ot, you stupid vampire, you've fucked us all!?"

Taking out what appeared to be a large grey Pokeball, Scaramond pulled the popped-out pin, launching it straight onto the nose of the bear. Exploding right on the tip of its three-pronged nose, a large cloud of grey dust flew right through its nostrils, causing it to sneeze like a Gatling gun. Seeing that it was distracted, the quartet quickly hid behind a conveniently placed boulder, just at the right height for them to hide without leaving any trace behind.

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"Thanks to a certain bitch who likes to drown herself in flowery perfume, we're now hiding like fugitives up a tree..."

Eyes burning ablaze with liquid fury, Scaramond drilled holes right through the back of the sweating Vylana, eyes darting furtively, searching for help. Head in hand, Knoxis, once again, knocked some sense into the using the 'Bitch Slap Of Common Sense'.

Thwack!

Smuf!

Bang!

"Ouch!"

"Hey, watch the face!"

"Why me as well!?"

As the quarrelling duo rubbed their heads once again (minus Natsuki– he was, let's just say, an unfortunate casualty in the battle that was called 'Dignity'), all turned towards Knoxis, who was busy dusting his hands off after the knocking was done on them. "Both you lot should make peace, cause while you two were bickering about, I had the drones take some reading about our place:

Turns out that this planet has somehow managed to limit our powers here, causing us all to revert back to Tier-5, Inner Sanctifier

It was only then that the comedic duo finally realised what the uncomfortable feeling they had was...

"Shit, I've gone down!? What the fuck on Aeronia is going on here!?"

As Vylara began panicking at the notion of her losing her powers, Scaramond began calculating on his pad, trying to find the source of the object that had sealed most of their powers. "Dang it, this shit's acting weird again. What the fuck on Aeronia is going on in here!?"

Boom, boom, boom...

The tree began shaking dangerously, as the bear ha my finally found them, using its humongous body as a battering ram to destroy the tree to get its prey. "Shit! Can somebody please do something about that very hungry bear– I'm still a wee Tier-1 lad fighting for his survival here!"

It was only then that everyone realised that amongst them, there was a weakling; for the longest time, poor Natsuki was holding onto a thick branch for survival – heck you could even see the scratches that had occurred due to the constant shaking that was then being transmitted to the branch.

"Scara, it's a Tier-3...thing. Quickly get rid of it, before our newest member becomes its next meal..."

Ignoring the screams coming from the background, Scaramond, with solemn eyes, opened the small bag that was on his right side, inside which lay his weapon:

A compact black Bolter pistol, its shiny surface reflecting the light from the surface

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Kaboom!

The bear stood still, for adorned above its two beady eyes was its new accessory:

A large 3-inch hole, with blood slowly dripping into the ground

With a large thump, it fell onto the floor, it's 5 -inch long tongue (sometimes, being too big can be a problem), deader than dead...

Whoof!

Smirking at the belief that he must have shocked the shit out of Natsuki's pants at the extremely accurate shot, he turned around, where he found Natsuki gawking at the scene before him. "See, that's how you fight! Now let's continue on with our mission:

We must, as quickly as we can, gather the remnant souls, so we can send them off to their proper reincarnation

Anyway, let's see: Vylara, you're in-charge of dissecting the freshly captured body– wait, why are you where are all looking behind me..."

Mouth wide enough to handle a a two inch hot dog roll, Scaramond finally realised where looking at:

The bear's body began glowing a bright rainbow colour, right before it began disintegrating incontinence art pieces"

Scaramond could only watch with mputh agape as the corpse blinked thrice, before disappearing into thin air, leaving a pile of meat, bones, some rockish horns, a large brown crystal, and a big fluffy pelt...

"What the fuck just happened!?"

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