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Chapter 2 - Jake-The idiotic moron

"What the fucking fuck?"

It was natural for Jake to utter these nice words.

Jake was not a retard because only a retard would still think this was just a dream, or say a normal dream.

The reason? It hurt him like hell.

"I am not being skeptical anymore. This is definitely not a dream. Wait… Am I reincarnated in a fantasy world? Did truck-kun get me?"

Jake spoke lying in a bed, covered in bandages.

It was a good guess and could've been true if it was any other novel.

System!

"Dammit. No system. This is not fair."

Then-

A holographic blue screen appeared at his front which was about the size of a notebook.

"Yaahoo!" Jake shouted in joy.

His wound in his gut and back ached, reminding him of the situation he was in.

"Dammit, can't even be happy."

He looked at the screen with anticipation.

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[ID: 12303042]

[Affiliation: Earth]

[Name: Jake Morrow] [Level 0]

[Species: Human]

[Stats]

Strength: 8

Speed: 7

Stamina: 7

Endurance: 6

Mind: 6

[Game ID: Riven Ashborn]

>Son of the rouge magic swordsman 'Joseph Ashborn' and mother 'Stella Heartfellia'- the great mage.

>Academic student of the 'Warrior Academy' of the capital of the Kingdom 'Anthecia'.

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"This has a game setting. Or am I in a game?" Jake thought.

This was not important to him. Whatever it was, he did not care.

"Where the fuck is my op skills? I get isekaie'd with no op skill?"

This is what mattered to him.

Responding to his shout, the screen changed.

 ---

[Skills]

Basic swordsmanship (E)

- Proficient in using a sword.

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"The fuck?"

Not only did he randomly got isekai'ed, he also did not get anything good. Anyone would get mad.

Sigh!

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[Earth]

The world had undergone a change.

A big screen lit in the sky similar to that of the system. It was however, way larger.

[ Congratulations 'Earth' and 'Humans' to be selected to play the game, 'Dream World']

 Huge holographic letters could be seen in the sky.

[ 100,000 'Players' have successfully entered the game. All Earthlings can view their gameplay in the 'Dream World' application in your phones.]

After that, the screen did not come again.

"Hello officer, my son just disappeared. He was 6."

"As you can see, the CEO of Tesla has disappeared while he was giving a speech." A reporter spoke.

"My infant daughter is gone…"

"A plane has crashed in Tokyo. Reports say, the pilot did not communicate."

"My grandfather was 67."

"Ugabuga Ugabuga."

Thousands of cases rose.

In the news, the president spoke, 'This is a global crisis. We must identify all Americans who went missing immediately.'

Meanwhile…

"Excuse me officer, I am here to report the disappearance of a person. I think he went in the game." A blond woman spoke.

"Oh, what is his full name and what is his address?" The fat officer asked the blond, his eyes fixated on her huge bosoms.

"His name is Jake Morrow and as for where he lives… I don't know." She spoke, oblivious to the cop's stare.

The blond girl was Jake's girlfriend. They had been on a date at the shopping district until Jake disappeared right before her.

--

At the White house;

"Mr. President. We have identified all 100,000 people and 15,032 are American citizens."

The President gave a satisfactory nod.

"What about China, Russia and India?"

"Sir, Russia have 11,203 players, India has 18,081 players and China has 18,334 players. That is about 60% of the players together including America."

"Dammit. I don't care about India, but China is a problem." The President spoke.

The number of players was important. Anyone with a brain could figure that out. Moreover, the numbers could not be hidden.

If what the system said was true; if people could ascend to higher power, than the power of world would change.

This was a problem for US, who always like to remain in control.

"Assign a team to look at all the players 24/7. Now!"

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[Dream World]

"Hey system, why don't I remember shit about this guy?" Jake asked pointing at himself.

[Host, would you like to gain access to the memories of Riven Ashborn?]

"The fuck? Yes of course, Duh!" Jake cursed again, irritated he already did not have the memories.

[Providing host memories of Riven Ashborn. Please brace yourself.]

"Tf you mean brace myself? Ahhhhhh…"

A sudden burst of pain flowed in his head. It was as if needle pierced him from all sides.

It lasted for 10 seconds until it didn't.

"Ha..Ha.. System, you bastard" Jake cursed with his uneven breath.

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"Look at this moron. He is too funny"

"Lmao, this is nothing. You should have seen the first battle with the ugly guy."

"Yeah, that ugly guy was more of a moron."

"I disagree, I think Jake is more of a moron."

Unknown to Jake, people were commenting at his stream as they looked at Jake.

After a while, Jake cooled himself down and analyzed his situation.

"Lets see, I am the beloved of my parents who have great reputation. However, in this academy reputation does not matter and only skills is respected. I was regarded as a genius until yesterday. Now everyone thinks I am a moron. Yup, that sums up pretty much everything." Jake spoke as he analyzed his situation.

--

"Well, I guess he is a moron but not a retard."

"Yeah, but to say 'I am a moron out loud'…"

"Come on guys, he is self-aware at least."

"Self- aware? He does not even know of the stream settings."

"It would be funny if he goes to the bathroom. Hehe."

--

Jake had similar thoughts. He wanted to use the bathroom. Having not gone there for a day, he was feeling the pressure in his ass.

"Tch! How was I a genius with only this rank E skill and this stat?"

--

"Wait, what? He has a rank E skill from the get go?"

"Oh, you are new? Why else do you think we are watching him?"

"Idk. Thought because he was a moron and fun to watch."

"Well, that is also the reason."

--

Jake looked at the system panel with disappointment.

"Well, whatever."

Just as he was about to close the panel, he was a red dot at the top right of the screen.

"What the hell is this red dot, anyway?" Jake spoke with annoyance.

[ Host, the sign is indicating that the stream is on record.]

"Huh?"

--

"Fuck, he noticed."

"No…"

"I thought this moron would never notice."

"The world is a strange place."

--

[Would you like to look at the chat?]

"Yes." Jake replied.

--

"Fuck, we will get caught."

"Hurry up, spam.

"Spam."

"Xd"

"XD"

"XXX"

"XNXX"

--

"Huh, what is this?" Jake looked at the spam confused.

"Hey, Jake! We have been watching you."

"Yeah man, your fight was so cool. Too bad you lost."

"In a fight, win and lose don't matter."

"Yeah, we support you."

Jake was surprised. Did they see it wrong? Were they morons?

He decided to play along.

"Ah, thank you followers. If you support me, you could always do suprechat." Jake pointed at the superchat bottom at the corner of the stream.

--

"Fuck this guy!"

"Yeah fuck him!"

"I won't play along anymore."

"The audacity of this moron."

"You think we are Mr. Breast?"

"Do you even know the conversion rate?"

--

"The fuck?" Jake was startled by the sudden change.

He looked at the conversion rate of USD to Estol ( Currency of game)

1 Estol = 10,000 USD

Ok, This makes sense now.

"Oh, I'm sorry viewers. I did not know the conversion rate was this high." Jake spoke as he placed his right hand at the back of his head.

--

"At least you know when to apologize."

"Yea bitch! Know your place."

"Come on guys, don't be so hard on him. He is a moron after all."

"Yea, a moron who daydreams."

"Dreams about being a hero. What a loser"

"Lmao, don't make me remember that."

--

Jake was speechless.

The chat was too notorious. Moreover, the bathroom was calling him.

"Fuck you all" Jakes spoke as he pointed a middle finger in the chat and ended the stream.

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[Earth]

A week passed…

If one asked anyone who were the most famous streamers. A few names would come out.

1. Zhong Xina - A genius Kung Fu master of China. He possessed an innate skill ranked (C)

2. Khabib Putin- Descendent of former president of Russia. Possessed two skills ranked (D)

3. Rohit Kohli- A kabaddi player from India. Possessed one rank (D) skill.

4. Walter Black- An old bald black man from America. Possessed high IQ and a rank (D)skill.

5. Nick Gurr- A white man from South Africa. Possessed two rank (E) skills.

6. Lionel Ronaldo- A short sweeper from Brazil. Possessed two rank (E) skills.

7. Hatsune Uchiha- An idol girl from Japan. Possessed one ran (E) skill.

8. Aladdin Mohammad- A religious figure from Saudi Arabia. Possessed one rank (E) skill.

9. Jake Morrow- USA's idiotic moron. Possessed one rank (E) skill.

10. Kim Jong kook – A leader from South Korea. Possessed one rank (E) skill.

 

Jake's popularity had grown over the week. At first, he was shocked but slowly he became accommodated to it. Accommodated to the trolls and hate that he gladly reciprocated with his own insults.

Unknown to him, he had become one of the top 10 most popular streamers in the planet.

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