1st pov(the dumba- I mean MC):
You know what... i expected this to happen
I did just try to create fireworks at home while also drunk, probably should not have done that, i mean drinking, making fireworks, and in a very warm environment was a stupid idea.
Well... it is what it is, i was stupid and the universe decided it was time for me to find out after fucking around.
To whom ever may be reading my mind, soul or what ever is keeping my consciousness alive as of this moment(yes I'm talking to you), my nickname is Tod... which is short for Tiberius, don't ask how those two names relate, I too, don't know, even then that nickname is closer to my actual name than most nicknames given to other people, trust me i have seen things.
Okay, now that the pleasantries and all that bullshit are done, I have to ask, where the fuck I am currently at?
And... where is my bottle of whiskey???
3rd POV
Not long after our main character's tirade started, he saw a man in the distance.
Moving closer, he eventually sees that the man is actually sitting down behind a table
"Hello there mister Tiberius, or is it tod you prefer?" greeted the sitting person with a tired look
"I'm fine with Tiberius, but to the matter at hand, where am I? And may I ask, who are you?" Tiberius asked
"I'm just an afterlife worker whom your death has caused a great deal of trouble, but if you want specifics, my name is greg" said the person now known as greg
"Uhhhhh, ok so greg, why am I here"
"Well genius, just like those isekai fanfics you read, you died earlier than you were supposed to, and now to not anger my supervisors, I need to send you into another world." Said greg with a extremely tired sigh.
"Also before sending you to your destination world, that world will be one piece, you will have a new kind of system, and you get 3 wishes with its set of limits as per the afterlife manual"
"So state your wishes so you can get out of here and i can finally finish my assigned paperwork"
Greg finally said in a sleepless sigh
Tiberius was thinking of what he wanted in those wishes, which after a few minutes he said
"For my first wish i would like to have an island in the upper calm belt of the new world, which would be surrounded in a 7 mile proximity to the shore by the blood red water in sea of thieves which damages the ships and hurts anyone who enters with out my explicit permission to let them enter the island, also the waters lets me know who is entering." Tiberius said for his first wish
"That can be done, for the water letting you know who or what enters it, it will be tied to your system along with allowing or denying people from entering the area" Greg stated
"For my second wish, I wish to have a near bottomless deposit of oil, minerals, metals, and natural gas, along with many giant sturdy, fire-resistant and rot-resistant tree's, also include mammalian animals and other species to make sure the eco system is self sustaining"
"That's supposed to be 2 wishes, but ill allow it, and since my supervisor just sent me a message saying make it entertaining, im gonna add to that an actual bottomless deposit of near indestructible metal, how you fabricate it or prepare it for use, that up to you" Greg said, now amused
"Um, ok, let me have super human strength from the get go and saitama's durability."
"Ok good, strong but not too strong, but extremely durable to a point where nothing can hurt you, my supervisors gonna have fun with this-" Greg's speech suddenly cuts off due to a call that he received through from whom ever is at the top" ok, Mr. Tiberius, I've just got word that i have alot of paper work to finish, so I'm gonna cut this short, now i will inform you that the system you will be given does have some quirks with it, but it will be something that may benefit your journey through this world, so that will be all for now and good luck on your adventure, i need to go now due to alot of paper work" finishing it of with a depressed voice
"I see, welp, thank yo--"
1st POV(Tiberius):
Not even getting to finish goodbyes huh?
Welp, no use crying over spilled milk, i just hope that my life is gonna be atleast fun for me
(Spoiler alert: he is gonna suffer)
[END CHAPTER]
AUTHORS NOTE:
So hello everyone, im RONIN, soon to be ARCTURUS, that is if I find out how to change my name, this will be my first fanfic, updates will be inconsistent at times, but I will try and stick to 1 chapter every 2 weeks to 1 month, secondly, if there are any errors just comment on the part and what errors are present, I will fix it if i find it wrong (recommendations for fixes are encouraged), and lastly, if you enjoy this fic, thats good to know.
Thanks y'all, and,
AUTHOR OUT