A Jing's Ninja Academy grades were not ideal.
As a commoner, he had neither the support of a Family's resources nor any particular talent.
After failing to graduate from the Ninja Academy for three years, A Jing accepted reality.
"Jing, that child is acting up again!"
"Damn it!"
A Jing gritted his teeth, a vein throbbing on his forehead in the shape of the character 'well' (jing).
He originally thought not being a Ninja and avoiding battles would be easier, but he didn't expect his nightmare to begin.
Ever since A Jing left the Ninja Academy, he started working at an organization in Konoha.
The full name of the organization was the "Wartime Infant and Toddler Care Center," which was essentially a daycare for infants and young children, as the Second Ninja World War was currently underway.
Many infants and toddlers, whose parents had either died in battle or were currently on the battlefield, were placed in this care center.
They would be looked after by staff members or volunteers who were not deployed to the front lines.
Everything was fine until a month ago when A Jing's nightmare began... "Waaah! Waaah!"
The baby's cries were sharp and piercing.
A Jing's head felt like it was about to explode from the noise.
"Mrs. Nagashima, you've truly worked hard!"
Mrs. Nagashima smiled gently. She wasn't very old herself, and her own child had only been born a few months ago, so she volunteered. Her excess breast milk could also be given to these unfortunate children.
"It's alright. Is he that troublesome little fellow?"
In the crib lay a small infant, his dark eyes brimming with tears, staring intently at the two conversing adults.
His crying stopped abruptly.
"Yes! That's him!"
A Jing was also suffering from a terrible headache, his face looking very unpleasant.
"Hehehe, what an energetic child!"
Mrs. Nagashima chuckled softly, then bowed gracefully to A Jing:
"My apologies, it seems this child doesn't like me. I'll take my leave now!"
"My apologies! Mrs. Nagashima! Please take care!"
A Jing lowered his head, bowing deeply.
Only after Mrs. Nagashima left did he raise his head, glaring furiously at the child in the crib.
"Damn it!"
"You little brat! What are you doing?!"
"That was Mrs. Nagashima!"
A Jing's face was full of anger, with a hint of jealousy, as if he wished he could take the child's place.
"You ungrateful brat! Mrs. Nagashima is so elegant and beautiful, and you actually dislike her!"
Complaints aside, work still had to be done.
A Jing quickly left the nursery to find a new wet nurse for this little Devil King.
This little fellow, for some unknown reason, would only drink from the same wet nurse for a maximum of one day; he wouldn't drink on the second day, nor would he drink formula.
If they didn't find him a new wet nurse, he would starve himself to death.
And A Jing was helpless to do anything about it.
After all, this was someone the Third Hokage himself had personally instructed them to take good care of!
"Damn it!"
After A Jing left.
The infant in the crib revealed a smile in his eyes that was unfitting for his age.
"You damn System! You've really put me through hell!"
Shimura Kaede, in the crib, was naturally a glorious Transmigrator.
Originally, Shimura Kaede was happily browsing his strategic learning resources in his room, thoroughly engrossed, when suddenly his vision went black, and he inexplicably arrived in this world.
"Damn it!"
"My cloud drive hasn't been completely deleted yet, and my death was too careless?!"
"Forget it, I won't think about my past life anymore."
"Since I'm here, I'll make the best of it!"
Through this period of probing, Shimura Kaede clearly understood the world he had transmigrated into.
Naruto.
Also known as the Five Village Brawl, Ōtsutsuki Chenxiang Rescues Her Mother, The Legend of the Eyeballs, and so on... In short, it was extremely dangerous!
By listening to conversations, Shimura Kaede also knew his current timeline, after all, that lecherous young man named A Jing constantly muttered about the Will of Fire.
Things like the strongest Sandaime-sama, the strongest Sannin-sama, White Fang-sama is too handsome, and so on.
Analyzing A Jing's words.
Shimura Kaede deduced that he was in the period of the Second Ninja World War.
"It's still early, the main storyline won't start for over twenty years, and the 'Prince' won't be born for more than ten years!"
"By the time Pain comes to 'carry rice,' I'll be over thirty. Then I'll just hide in Ichiraku Ramen and wait for that kid Naruto to save the world!"
Shimura Kaede, who understood Naruto very well, was aware of the cruelty of this world.
That nonsense about effort always overcoming Genius was completely unbelievable.
Rock Lee thought that too, once.
He activated a cheat code once and was sealed for hundreds of episodes.
In the end.
This world still values Bloodline and background.
Without an Ōtsutsuki Bloodline, you expect to sit at the table and eat?
"The Third Great Ninja War is a bit troublesome, maybe I shouldn't be a Ninja?"
Shimura Kaede knew he wasn't the protagonist.
The Shimura Family also had no Bloodline Limit; otherwise, the old schemer Danzo wouldn't have coveted the Sharingan and Wood Release.
Without the Six Paths chasing after him to feed him.
Shimura Kaede felt there was a high probability he would die in the Third Great Ninja War.
If he went to the battlefield and died so easily, he wouldn't even have a place to cry.
However, just as he was feeling lost, Shimura Kaede's System arrived!
With the System, Shimura Kaede was no longer afraid.
The System arrived, and bright days came!
As everyone knows.
The diligent cannot defeat the talented, and the talented cannot defeat those who cheat!
So, with the System, what should you call me?
However, what made Shimura Kaede uncomfortable was that his System was a bit strange.
[Host: Shimura Kaede.]
[Age: 0.3.]
[Bloodline: None.]
[Talent: Wind, Water, Fire, Lightning, Earth (Five-Element Mixed Spiritual Root).]
[Divine Ability: None.]
[Spell: None.]
"System! What do you mean Five-Element Mixed Spiritual Root?!"
Seeing his System panel, Shimura Kaede was excited. Although there was no powerful Yin and Yang attribute, having all five elements was still pretty good.
If he practiced in the future, he could also become a 'Little Third Hokage'.
A Five-Element Great Barrage would deal massive damage.
But the damn System insisted he was a Five-Element Mixed Spiritual Root, the trashiest Spiritual Root.
Shimura Kaede argued with it for a long time, but the System ignored him.
Forget it... Although the System seemed abnormal, I'll just keep it to myself. It probably went to the wrong set.
After all, the missions it issued were also quite abstract.
[System Mission: Hundred Family Meal!]
[Mission Introduction: Foundations must be laid from infancy. The Immortal Realm is fraught with danger. Please taste the milk of one hundred women, select the best one, and make her your exclusive wet nurse to lay a good foundation for your body!]
"Damn it!"
Shimura Kaede swore that when he first received this mission, his heart was utterly broken.
But for the reward... Shimura Kaede could only grudgingly accept it.
"If nothing goes wrong, today will be the hundredth one. I hope the damn System gives me a good reward!"
Shimura Kaede was now full of anticipation, after all, his System seemed to have some connection to the Immortal Realm.
If he got a High Grade Immortal Art, wouldn't he just take off directly?
Those Uchiha 'Five King Eights' (a derogatory term), he'd just break their legs so they couldn't dance anymore!
"Mrs. Nohara, I'm truly sorry to trouble you..."
Outside the room.
A Jing's embarrassed and apologetic voice could be heard. After all, he had found over a hundred women this past month.
"It's alright, I've heard about this little fellow for a long time, hehehe!"
The woman's voice was very gentle, and soon the two entered the room.
"Mrs. Nohara, then I'll trouble you to look after this little one. I'll take my leave now!"
A Jing bowed as he backed out of the room, closing the door tightly.
"Haha, so you're the little pervert?"
Mrs. Nohara gently picked up Shimura Kaede, skillfully opening her collar and placing Shimura Kaede in front of her.
"I know about you, you've changed over a hundred women in a month. Everyone says you're a little pervert who didn't forget his past life!"
"You're really cute, just like Rin-chan."
Mrs. Nohara chuckled, and a smile appeared in her eyes when she felt Shimura Kaede eating.
"Damn it... gulp... gulp... who's spreading rumors about me being a pervert outside?!"
Shimura Kaede was gorging himself, he was truly hungry.