On the streets of Konoha.
Mizuna pointed at himself in a daze.
"So you're saying... I've gained the title of 'Panty Thief'?"
Everyone nodded.
After hearing their explanations, Mizuna finally understood.
Yesterday afternoon, many girls in the village lost their underwear. Someone claimed Mizuna did it, so Mizuna became known as the "Panty Thief"...
Veins popped on Mizuna's forehead.
"Motherfer! Which dog dared to cause trouble on my turf! And dared to insult me?!"
Mizuna was furious. Seeing his reaction, everyone realized Mizuna was framed.
The Girls:
"Great! I knew Mizuna-kun wasn't that kind of person!"
"Exactly! How could Mizuna-kun do such a thing?"
"I knew someone was jealous of Mizuna-kun's talent and slandered him!"
"But... but if Mizuna-kun really wants it..."
Mizuna, wearing a face slightly less handsome than the readers, said seriously to Danzo:
"Let's go! Danzo! Notify all the boys present! We will make sure the slanderer has no return!"
The boys behind him shouted:
"OHHH!!!" (Their morale was extremely high).
Mizuna was walking aggressively when suddenly he tripped over something. Thud. He looked back.
Hiruzen was lying on the ground, pounding the earth and screaming:
"Every time! Every time! Every time every time every time every time every time!!! Why can't I be popular just once! Can't you just let me be popular properly! Author!"
(Author: You will be??????)
Mizuna looked at Hiruzen pounding the ground and screaming nonsense, feeling speechless.
He walked up and elbowed Hiruzen in the head. Bonk.
Hiruzen snapped out of it instantly and looked at the serious Mizuna.
"Hiruzen! How long are you going to be depressed!"
Hiruzen said tremblingly:
"I... I just want to be popular!"
Mizuna smiled at Hiruzen's words.
"Then help me clear my name! As long as you do your best! You will become the most eye-catching hero! A Hero of Justice!"
Hiruzen stared at Mizuna blankly. Imagining himself helping his good brother clear his name and ending up surrounded by beautiful girls asking for autographs... Hiruzen nodded tremblingly, climbed up, and shouted:
"I... I will definitely do the best!"
Mizuna nodded at the revitalized Hiruzen.
"Good!! Very energetic!!!" (Note: The Rising of the Shield Hero / Military drill meme).
Then he turned and shouted to the group of boys behind him:
"Brothers! Your brother, me! Has been wronged today! What are we gonna do!"
The crowd shouted in unison:
"F him up!"
Mizuna nodded and shouted forcefully:
"Bros before Gold?"
The crowd shouted:
"Bros!"
Mizuna was satisfied, then shouted again:
"Bros before Hoes?"
The crowd shouted "Bros!"
But then, a different answer appeared:
"Hoes!"
Everyone turned to look at the person who said "Hoes."
Yes... it was Hiruzen again...
Seeing everyone looking at him, Hiruzen blushed, then shouted again:
"My ass! Of course Bros!"
Mizuna's eye twitched at the front.
"Good! Brothers! We split up to gather intel! Meet back here in two hours!"
"Yes!" The crowd shouted.
Mizuna nodded confidently as he watched everyone rush out.
---
Two Hours Later.
Everyone returned, bringing some useful information.
They interviewed many people and found there wasn't just one perpetrator, but three.
The person who first spread the rumor was Uchiha Laicai (Lai Cai = Money Comes / Greedy).
Mizuna froze.
"Uchiha... Laicai! Who is that?"
Everyone froze.
Danzo said:
"You don't know? Then why were you looking so serious?"
Mizuna scratched his head and laughed.
"Wasn't that just to set the mood..."
Kagami Uchiha walked up to Mizuna and said:
"Uchiha Laicai is the guy you elbowed flying on the first day of school and pranked with genjutsu."
With Kagami's reminder, Mizuna remembered immediately.
"Oh~~ It's him! Why is that dog targeting me?"
Hiruzen suddenly spoke up:
"Of course it's because you stole his thunder, and made his childhood sweetheart fall for you."
Everyone turned to look at Hiruzen in disbelief.
Mizuna asked:
"Who is the childhood sweetheart?"
Hiruzen thought for a moment.
"I think her name is Uchiha Nali... You went to her family's Dango shop before, probably happened then."
Everyone looked at Hiruzen in shock again.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Hiruzen flipped his hair and said:
"No one knows the cute girls in the village better than me~"
As he spoke, he made weird hand gestures...
Everyone was speechless.
Mizuna closed his eyes to think for a moment, then made a decision immediately.
"Let's go! Make sure he has no return!"
The group followed Mizuna toward the Uchiha compound.
---
Outside the Uchiha Compound.
Uchiha Daikon stood at the gate, sweating as he watched the massive dark cloud of children approaching.
"Wh... What is about to happen here?"
Mizuna arrived in front of Daikon.
Seeing it was Mizuna, Daikon immediately stated:
"I cannot let you pass!"
Daikon revealed his Three Tomoe Sharingan.
Mizuna scoffed coldly.
"I am at the peak of the Third Transformation! Who dares to stop me? Who can stop me?" (Note:Reverend Insanity meme).
Mizuna released powerful Chakra. With just one look, Daikon collapsed. RETIRED.
However, the corner of Daikon's mouth was smiling. Because Mizuna gave him a beautiful genjutsu, a script written by Mizuna himself:
"What? I'm the Manager of the Succubus Apartment?"
Trust me, Uncle Daikon will love it.
The group stepped over Uncle Daikon—who was writhing on the ground with a perverted smile and making weird noises—and continued toward their target.
---
Inside Uchiha Laicai's House.
Uchiha Laicai and his two partners were looking at the basket of panties they had acquired.
Uchiha Laicai picked up a tasteful purple pair, sniffed it, and rubbed the fabric against his face.
His two partners sweated seeing this.
"Laicai? Is this really okay?"
"Yeah! What if he comes looking for us?"
The partners were Uchiha Yinlongyu (Arowana) and Uchiha Jinlongyu (Golden Arowana). (Note: Also a cooking oil brand).
Uchiha Laicai laughed loudly.
"Hahahaha!"
Uchiha Jinlongyu asked confusedly:
"Why does Laicai laugh?" (Note: Cao Cao meme).
Uchiha Laicai stopped laughing and explained:
"I laugh at Uzumaki Mizuna's lack of strategy and his brothers' lack of wisdom! With Uncle Daikon guarding the gate, how could they get in?"
Soon, the voice of an Uchiha clansman came from outside the courtyard.
"Bad news! The main gate has fallen! Uncle Daikon was taken down!"
Silence inside the courtyard.
A moment later, Uchiha Laicai laughed again.
"Haha... Hahaha!"
Uchiha Yinlongyu asked:
"Why does Laicai laugh again? They're already inside!"
Uchiha Laicai explained:
"I laugh at Uzumaki Mizuna's group for lacking intellect! How can they beat so many Uchiha? And how could they know where my house is?"
A moment later, the courtyard gate was kicked open. A familiar voice shouted:
"Uchiha Laicai! I'm fing coming for you!" (Note: "Lai Na" / Reiner meme "I'm the Armored Titan").
The group inside froze again.
Suddenly, Uchiha Laicai laughed loudly again.
"Ha... Haha! Hahaha!"
His two partners shouted simultaneously:
"Laicai! Can you fing STOP LAUGHING!"
This time, Uchiha Laicai waved his hand and said:
"They say Uzumaki Mizuna is brilliant, but today he seems incompetent! Look! He's alone, we have three people. If we fight, we can outlast him!"
As soon as Uchiha Laicai finished speaking, a huge crowd appeared behind Mizuna. Among them was Kagami Uchiha.
That explains why they found Uchiha Laicai immediately...
Uchiha Laicai: "......"
The other two: "Laicai! Can you stop fing laughing from now on?!"
Mizuna: (▼へ▼メ)
......