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Chapter 3 - A Bizarre Day

One and a half years later

Shikoku Island: Kochi Prefecture

(Akari POV:)

"It seems that tonight is the night..." Akari sighed dramatically, striking a pose. "For mission: impossible."

Humming "Bum bum bum, bum bum bum" to himself Akari assessed his target.

'His skin is blue grey... just like my beautiful wife, Chikas grandfather apparently was...'. 

In the blink of an eye Akari moved to his computer; where he quickly pressed F to pay respects. 

'He did low-key hate me though so...'. Hand on his chin Akari pondered

'Maybe I should be more grateful to that truck villain for sliming him out...'

Shaking his head at the thought, Akari visibly locked in.

Speaking aloud Akari said "I must stay focused on the target." Said target was currently wearily watching the red-haired man through a half lidded eye.

"For some reason I feel you are judging me." Akari teased, reaching down to poke his cheek. The unimpressed glare starting to get to him, he resumed his original mission; changing the babys diaper.

Clearing his throat, he began talking about normal everyday things, pure exposition in a attempt to get his mind off of his current, smelly position.

"I wonder what your quirk could be... I mean obviously-" The ginger gestured to Jogos head "-its fire based." Now grinning, "Like your old mans good ol' Fire Body.".

Whilst attempting to figure out which side of the diaper is the front he continued. "See kiddo, my quirk allows me to release hell-hot fire from every orifice of my body. It also makes me super flame resistant-" Tickling Jogos stomach to no avail he continued yapping.

"-which makes me the best person to be around you when your quirk awakens." He frowned "Unfortunately the only way to activate my quirk is to be pissed off..." The light in Akaris eyes died away as a unpleasant memory resurfaced. "Which means no matter what I did, no matter how hard I tried." The room got noticibly warmer, "No matter what I did. I was not allowed to become a hero..." 

*Clap* Akari suddenly pressed his hands to his cheeks, and breathed deeply as he forced himself to calm down. The temperature began to become more comfortable and, after a brief thirty-ish seconds the room returned to its normal temperature.

Smiling once more he continued "But that doesn't matterrrrr." He said sing songingly. "As I was a very successful business man, up until the day I married the CEO." The oddly handsome man leaned forward and whispered into Jogos ear, (or rather where his ear should be) conspiratorially. "AKA" Akari glanced around quickly. "Your mom." Now with pride in his voice "And also AKA my beautiful wife, Chika!" He said with hearts in his eyes as he thought of his wife.

Now making jazz hands in a attempt to get a reaction from his strange child. At Jogos blatant unenthusiasm, he coughed into his fist and stood up.

"Now my son, it's time for your playdate with Mezo!" Grinning Akari walked away. "Now follow me!"

Only after making it outside did Akari remember a bit of crucial information.

"Aw shit, he can't walk yet."

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(Jogos POV:)

The oceanside was just as blue as he remembered. Here, in what was known as Kochi prefecture of Shikoku island bore a strange resemblance to the land inside Dagons domain. 

'Well' Jogo snorted, "At least some of the beaches do.". Apparently since the appearance of those techniques that humans called 'Quirks'. It seemed that many beaches lay forgotten, littered with trash as humankind had forgotten their duty to preserve what little of the local environment remained.

'Hanami and Dagon would've hated it.' He thought suddenly, grimacing at the sadness that he had began to associate with his old comrades.

Whilst being held by his captor- or as he kept calling himself his 'Father'. Jogo pondered a great many things as they walked to the only creature Jogo could even consider thinking of as his friend.

'Yes' he thought 'With the appearance of this child maybe I am not so without comrades as I had initially feared.' 

'His friend had quite the strange appearance for a human, so strange that he had begun to think of him as less of a human...' He grinned maniacally 'And as more of a cursed spirit'

'Yes, one day this world will belong to us, the true humans once again!'

His musings were interrupted by a very loud call of "WE'RE HERE!", before forgoing all considerations of politeness, Akari barged into his future allys home.

Said house was a very traditional, kominka styled house. Akari strolled in confidently with Jogo held easily in his left arm. 

"Akari, my man" Sighed a man with a deep tan and grey spiked hair. "Could you knock next time? What if Mezo had been sleeping?" He said, frayed nerves clear in his voice.

"Maa," Akari yawned, "Even if got cranky it'd be fine after all..." He said dramatically "Jogo is here!" The red haired man proudly displayed Jogo with one hand.

'This guy' Jogo thought, 'He's almost as annoying as Mahito... Well at least he hasn't given me a fear of soccer like that brat had...' He shuddered at the unpleasant memory.

"Well, it's time for me to leave." the white haired man- or rather Shizuo Shoji said, as he picked up his briefcase and made for the door. 

"Remember!" Shizuo yelled, now halfway down the drive "Mezo needs his nap! If he doesn't get it he gets really pissed off!" 

"I know!" Akari yelled before promptly slamming the door.

"That guys way too uptight, eh Jogo?" 

'He's also your only friend, you moron' Jogo thought, his opinion of Akari somehow becoming even lower.

"Now!" Akari clapped, "Lets go greet your friend. Then maybe you'll stop glaring at me like that!"

At his words, although he didn't let it show outwardly, Jogo became very excited. 

"Aw you're so happy!" Akari exclaimed.

'Damn it'

Akari slowly opened the door to Mezos bedroom, revealing a very little, diaper wearing Mezo Shoji, stacking blocks with his several arms.

Mezo slowly turned, a wide grin on his face, and exclaimed.

"JoJo! You're back!"

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Authors note

Hope ya'll enjoyed the chapter!

I'm not sure how long exactly the kid Jogo arc will last, but don't worry! As I'll be sure it's a bizarre adventure...

Thanks for reading! 

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