Once class was overOnce class was over and lunch had arrived, just as usual whenever a new student arrived, everyone swarmed Asia and Altera. Primarily the girls, who were dying to know every detail there was to know about them. Asia was adorable, in that in spite of being so overwhelmed and embarrassed, she did her best to explain her life while omitting some of the obvious details. It also helped that Second Rider was with her in Astral Form, offering her comfort. Her adorable and shy nature won over the hearts of pretty much all the girls and vowed to protect her purity.
And Haru was promptly made public enemy number one when she off-handedly mentioned she was living with him, on account of him offering a place to sleep.
"You bastard." Matsuda raged. "Why didn't you tell us you had a hot blonde foreigner living with you?!"
Haru rolled his eyes as he leaned on his desk, hands in his pockets. "Because, last I checked, you idiots tend to punch me whenever you hear about stuff like this. Like how you tried to deck me when Gremory-senpai asked me to visit her club."
"Speaking of that, what's up with you?" Motohama asked curiously. "Ever since you got back, you've been avoiding her like the plague. I remember not too long ago, we'd fantasize about getting a paizuri from her and groping her boobs. What changed?"
"It's a long story." A very long one that involved her and his crazy ex-girlfriend. He didn't exactly hate Rias, per say, but he felt a little bitter about the fact that she could have stepped in and saved him. Then again, if she had, he never would have met Altera. "Anyway, bad news. I won't be able to perv out whatsoever for the foreseeable future."
"What? Why?"
"I basically sold my soul to Kaichou in order to get Asia enrolled here, that's why." the redhead answered. "As of now, I am her personal little gofer. And if I don't work on my studies, I'll be fish food faster than you can say oppai."
"Wait, you did WHAAAAT?!" Both his friends exclaimed in shock.
"Yeah… I had to renounce my perverted ways to get Asia enrolled here..." Haru hung his head. "It's a worthy sacrifice."
"I..." Motohama blinked rapidly. "I want to ask, but I'll refrain. Sucks you can't join us on our endeavors. Especially when I just got a hot tip about this crazy sexy nun here in town!"
"Let me guess. Silver hair, gold eyes, thin body, and has a sharp tongue?"
"H-How'd you know?"
"I met her. Not a fan, to be honest."
"Seriously?! Dude! Just how the hell are you meeting all these girls before we do?!" Matsuda complained.
"You'll never believe me if I told you..." Haru frowned, recalling the incidents of the Grail War.
And chances are, he'd only learn more as time went on. Especially with Golden Week approaching quickly. If he was serious about getting involved in this, in spite of his better judgement, he needed all the help he could get. That was to say, by training under his grandmother and aunt. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Altera approaching, immediately catching the attention of his fellow perverts, who proceeded to become excited. A quick glance at them and Altera was already feeling annoyed, especially considering she recognized them as the ones who attempted to inflict bodily harm to her Master.
"Haru," she addressed him, having been asked to call him that. He didn't even want to imagine the headache of being called Master out in public. "Are these idiots bothering you?"
"No, they're my friends." Haru answered.
"Your friends are idiots?" Altera asked innocently with a tilt of her head.
Matsuda growled. "The hell?!" he hissed. "Dude, come on! We literally just met! Why the cold shoulder?!"
"I don't like speaking with ants. Step aside."
Haru groaned as his face fell in his hands. God dammit, Altera. What did I say about tact?!
"Oi oi, Matsuda." Motohama grabbed his friend's shoulder. "Don't get so pissed. She just transferred, so she probably already knows about us."
"Still doesn't give her the right to talk down to us like that! I'll fantasize about you being naked! Ya hear?!"
Altera merely gave him a flat stare. "Shall I cut out your eyes, then?"
"YIIIEEEE!" The teen heaped back with a frightened yelp. That sounded really serious!
The girls, seeing this, could only cheer for Altera, sincerely hoping she'd punish the perverts and put them in their place. Motohama was stunned by how violent this girl seemed. It was always the pretty ones, wasn't it? Haru could only weep, wondering how things were spiraling out of control so damn fast.
"Altera-chan..." he begged. "Please, stop."
"Okay." She nodded simply and relented in her aggressive stance.
"Seriously?! You know the other new girl too?!" Motohama complained.
"Of course I know him. I live with him and Asia."
A dead silence enveloped the room. Haru sighed and hung his head low. Did he somehow manage to piss off a god or something? No, really. Did he kill a gypsy in his past life and was being cursed? Looking up, he found a red-faced Motohama and Matsuda glaring at him, veins bulging. He knew what was coming next and braced himself.
"YOU FUCK!"
History repeated itself. Before they even had a chance to get a hit off of him, Altera moved in and swiftly grabbed them by the throat, proceeding to slam them into the wall. "This is your first and final warning." she warned, red eyes practically burning holes in them. "If you continue to act hostile to Haru, I will break every bone in your body. And if that doesn't work, I will cut off your limbs, rip out your tongue and carve out your eyes. Do you understand?" The two nodded dumbly. "Good." She then unceremoniously dropped them like a sack of potatoes. The boys slumped to the floor, coughing haphazardly.
It was at that point, that all the males became terrified of Altera while the girls held a mix of admiration and fear.
Said girl approached her exasperated Master with a neutral expression. "Is something the matter, Haru?"
"Nothing... Nothing at all, Altera-chan."
Except for the fact that I'm going to have to teach you common sense while we're at school. Is-is this parenting? No, can't be. This is what it must be like to teach a troublesome child…
and lunch had arrived, just as usual whenever a new student arrived, everyone swarmed Asia and Altera. Primarily the girls, who were dying to know every detail there was to know about them. Asia was adorable, in that in spite of being so overwhelmed and embarrassed, she did her best to explain her life while omitting some of the obvious details. It also helped that Second Rider was with her in Astral Form, offering her comfort. Her adorable and shy nature won over the hearts of pretty much all the girls and vowed to protect her purity.
And Haru was promptly made public enemy number one when she off-handedly mentioned she was living with him, on account of him offering a place to sleep.
"You bastard." Matsuda raged. "Why didn't you tell us you had a hot blonde foreigner living with you?!"
Haru rolled his eyes as he leaned on his desk, hands in his pockets. "Because, last I checked, you idiots tend to punch me whenever you hear about stuff like this. Like how you tried to deck me when Gremory-senpai asked me to visit her club."
"Speaking of that, what's up with you?" Motohama asked curiously. "Ever since you got back, you've been avoiding her like the plague. I remember not too long ago, we'd fantasize about getting a paizuri from her and groping her boobs. What changed?"
"It's a long story." A very long one that involved her and his crazy ex-girlfriend. He didn't exactly hate Rias, per say, but he felt a little bitter about the fact that she could have stepped in and saved him. Then again, if she had, he never would have met Altera. "Anyway, bad news. I won't be able to perv out whatsoever for the foreseeable future."
"What? Why?"
"I basically sold my soul to Kaichou in order to get Asia enrolled here, that's why." the redhead answered. "As of now, I am her personal little gofer. And if I don't work on my studies, I'll be fish food faster than you can say oppai."
"Wait, you did WHAAAAT?!" Both his friends exclaimed in shock.
"Yeah… I had to renounce my perverted ways to get Asia enrolled here..." Haru hung his head. "It's a worthy sacrifice."
"I..." Motohama blinked rapidly. "I want to ask, but I'll refrain. Sucks you can't join us on our endeavors. Especially when I just got a hot tip about this crazy sexy nun here in town!"
"Let me guess. Silver hair, gold eyes, thin body, and has a sharp tongue?"
"H-How'd you know?"
"I met her. Not a fan, to be honest."
"Seriously?! Dude! Just how the hell are you meeting all these girls before we do?!" Matsuda complained.
"You'll never believe me if I told you..." Haru frowned, recalling the incidents of the Grail War.
And chances are, he'd only learn more as time went on. Especially with Golden Week approaching quickly. If he was serious about getting involved in this, in spite of his better judgement, he needed all the help he could get. That was to say, by training under his grandmother and aunt. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Altera approaching, immediately catching the attention of his fellow perverts, who proceeded to become excited. A quick glance at them and Altera was already feeling annoyed, especially considering she recognized them as the ones who attempted to inflict bodily harm to her Master.
"Haru," she addressed him, having been asked to call him that. He didn't even want to imagine the headache of being called Master out in public. "Are these idiots bothering you?"
"No, they're my friends." Haru answered.
"Your friends are idiots?" Altera asked innocently with a tilt of her head.
Matsuda growled. "The hell?!" he hissed. "Dude, come on! We literally just met! Why the cold shoulder?!"
"I don't like speaking with ants. Step aside."
Haru groaned as his face fell in his hands. God dammit, Altera. What did I say about tact?!
"Oi oi, Matsuda." Motohama grabbed his friend's shoulder. "Don't get so pissed. She just transferred, so she probably already knows about us."
"Still doesn't give her the right to talk down to us like that! I'll fantasize about you being naked! Ya hear?!"
Altera merely gave him a flat stare. "Shall I cut out your eyes, then?"
"YIIIEEEE!" The teen heaped back with a frightened yelp. That sounded really serious!
The girls, seeing this, could only cheer for Altera, sincerely hoping she'd punish the perverts and put them in their place. Motohama was stunned by how violent this girl seemed. It was always the pretty ones, wasn't it? Haru could only weep, wondering how things were spiraling out of control so damn fast.
"Altera-chan..." he begged. "Please, stop."
"Okay." She nodded simply and relented in her aggressive stance.
"Seriously?! You know the other new girl too?!" Motohama complained.
"Of course I know him. I live with him and Asia."
A dead silence enveloped the room. Haru sighed and hung his head low. Did he somehow manage to piss off a god or something? No, really. Did he kill a gypsy in his past life and was being cursed? Looking up, he found a red-faced Motohama and Matsuda glaring at him, veins bulging. He knew what was coming next and braced himself.
"YOU FUCK!"
History repeated itself. Before they even had a chance to get a hit off of him, Altera moved in and swiftly grabbed them by the throat, proceeding to slam them into the wall. "This is your first and final warning." she warned, red eyes practically burning holes in them. "If you continue to act hostile to Haru, I will break every bone in your body. And if that doesn't work, I will cut off your limbs, rip out your tongue and carve out your eyes. Do you understand?" The two nodded dumbly. "Good." She then unceremoniously dropped them like a sack of potatoes. The boys slumped to the floor, coughing haphazardly.
It was at that point, that all the males became terrified of Altera while the girls held a mix of admiration and fear.
Said girl approached her exasperated Master with a neutral expression. "Is something the matter, Haru?"
"Nothing... Nothing at all, Altera-chan."
Except for the fact that I'm going to have to teach you common sense while we're at school. Is-is this parenting? No, can't be. This is what it must be like to teach a troublesome child…