"Football, this is a specific term used to describe a woman's breasts. For example, if a woman's breasts are as flat as a mirror, she would be called Wang Zai Xiao Mantou, or Flat Princess. If a woman's breasts are small, like yours, maybe even smaller than yours. I mean, if they are very, very small, but still a little, they would be called an egg. If they are a little bigger, like yours, they would be called an apple … Don't pull out your dagger, I was wrong, please don't be angry. I know you are a man, but I need someone to use as an example. Alright, I won't use you as an example … "
"If it's bigger than an apple, then it's a football?" The bright-eyed thief placed her dagger on Yue Yang's neck, looking as if she was going to slaughter him at any moment.
"No, there are many types that are bigger than an apple. Look at you, aren't you lacking in this area of research? Above apples, there are also pears, papayas, and coconuts. Only after that would there be volleyball and football. There are many different types of them. This is all knowledge, I won't tell normal people about it. "Yue Yang acted like a scholar.
"That makes sense!" When the mercenaries in the room heard this, they all praised Yue Yang's' Breast Classification Method '.
Although they didn't understand what Wang Zai Xiao Mantou, volleyball and football were, they still felt that the arrangement from small to large was very vivid. It was accurate and extremely vivid, making it easy for people to remember. It was simply deeply engraved in their hearts. It seemed that this little thief named Tai Tan really had a very profound understanding of women's breasts. When Yue Yang heard this, he was immensely pleased with himself, just like a great sage who had published a penetrating and unique academic theory in front of thousands of students.
The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge to stab this brat to death with her dagger with great difficulty. She fiercely stepped on Yue Yang's feet, threw the form into his hands, and turned around to leave.
Yue Yang hurriedly threw the form in front of the bald old man, paid the money, received the Mercenary Star Badge, and then followed the bright-eyed thief.
"Brother, I'll treat you to a drink. Listen to me, that girl's breasts are really big … Ah, she runs really fast. One look and I can tell that she's a shy and undeveloped virgin!" By the time Yue Yang had chased after her, the bright-eyed thief had already disappeared like a wisp of smoke.
It was as if they had never appeared before.
While Yue Yang was whistling and swaggering away, the bright-eyed thief appeared in the darkness with a gleaming dagger in her hand. Several times, she wanted to stab Yue Yang's back, but in the end, she restrained herself.
The bright-eyed thief spat at Yue Yang's back before disappearing in a flash.
Facing the gentle night breeze, Yue Yang's face was full of smiles.
He smiled happily and brightly.
White Stone City, Assassin Guild.
Like all the assassin guilds in the world, Baishi's assassin guild also gave people a gloomy and terrifying feeling. Although there was a light inside, it was only the size of a bean, and it gave the illusion that the light would go out at any moment. It was fine if the light wasn't bright, but it gave off a kind of gloomy and strange feeling. Yue Yang gently pushed the door open and entered. After seeing the environment inside the room, his expression was slightly surprised.
Inside the assassin guild, other than an old man in hemp clothes who was dozing off at the table, there was no one else.
The old man in hemp clothes had a head full of white hair. He was leaning on the table, and his figure seemed especially thin and small. He looked old and weak, as if his body and mind were rotten.
Of course, if one only looked at the surface, this old man in hemp clothes who had one foot in the grave could be blown away by a gust of wind. Or perhaps, if he slept on the table like this, it would seem like he would fall into a deep sleep and never wake up again. But in Yue Yang's eyes, he had another kind of strange feeling. He, who had already reached the Innate Realm and possessed the Mysterious Three Styles and the Invisible Sword Qi, would not be able to defeat this old man even if it was a sneak attack … In Yue Yang's heart, this old man in hemp clothes was even more frightening than a sleeping lion. He felt like a sleeping dragon!
"Hello, I'm here to sign up for the assassin guild." If it was said that in the mercenary guild, Yue Yang's politeness was faked, then right now it was respect from the bottom of his heart.
"Young man, assassins are a bloody and violent profession. Are you really prepared?" The old man in hemp clothes slowly raised his head. His appearance was ordinary and his face was full of wrinkles. Even if an ordinary person met him ten times on the street, they would not notice his existence, let alone remember his appearance.
He looked at Yue Yang with his dull old eyes.
Yue Yang tried his best to keep calm and controlled his breathing. He even revealed a smile in his eyes.
Although he could not see through this old man in hemp clothes, Yue Yang discovered that this old man was also observing him. This proved that he could not see through him either …
Yue Yang's gaze naturally met the old man's gaze. With a smile in his eyes, he replied, "Young people always yearn for blood and violence, don't you think so?"
The old man in hemp clothes drooped his eyelids. He did not agree nor disagree. With an apathetic expression, he said, "You don't need to pay to join the assassin guild. You don't need to fill in a form, you don't need to prove your identity, but you need to go through a test. You can choose to take the academic test or the combat test. "
"What's the academic test? What's the combat test? "Yue Yang was really curious. Why did assassins need to take the academic test? This wasn't even a university entrance exam!
"The academic test is to answer some questions about killing techniques. The combat test is to directly kill people. If you want to join, go to the black mountain fifty miles away from the city and bring back the head of any bandit there before dawn." When the old man in hemp clothes finished speaking, Yue Yang hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands, indicating that he wanted to take the academic test.
To Yue Yang, killing people was not a problem at all.
In this Soaring Dragon Continent, other than the beautiful woman, the black-clothed Yue Bing and the little girl, everyone else was like an NPC in a game to him. He wouldn't feel any guilt even if he killed them. Moreover, he had originally wanted to kill a few mercenaries who were wanted by their enemies after killing people. While testing his own strength, he could also cultivate the Spitting Thorny Flower at the same time.
However, Yue Yang was extremely lazy.
He wanted him to travel through the night, run fifty miles away from the city, sneak up the mountain, kill a bandit, and then hurry back with the head.
He wouldn't do it!
If it wasn't for the Assassin Guild's special "Vengeance Wanted List", Yue Yang wouldn't even come to a place like the Assassin Guild.
The Assassin Guild was different from the Mercenary Guild. The people here were usually people with real strength. The longer he stayed here, the easier it would be for his identity to be exposed.
"If you want to take the academic test, then please make a choice: If you want to kill someone, and there is a sharp sword, a strong beast, or a blank piece of paper in front of you, which would you choose as your killing tool?" The old man in hemp clothes asked.
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