ARCH:haha....haha...hahaha...GURARARARARARARARAHH.....
"WEAKLINGS CANT CHOOSE HOW THEY DIE YOU'D BE WISE TO REMEMBER THAT".....
NARRATOR: Damnnnnn....just in case you don't know what he's talking about.It is one of Trafalgar Law's best lines in One Piece.
AUTHOR: da fuck is wrong with you Narrator.....of course I know that shit....
NARRATOR: huhh?...I ain't talking to you dumbass....
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ARCH:I can't belive it....I have Law's DevilFruit!.....yesssssssssssiiiiiiir....Is this one of my wishes?....uhmm....tsk..I feel terrible...I know for sure that I did grilled a lot of wishes....Aaghhh Aaahh....now...now self calm down....huuuu (takes a deep breath )....cut that depressing moment....At least I discovered something new..gurararara...[-_-]....ALL RIGHT THEN(Stretches)...Let's do some researching...
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AUTHOR:fuckkkk.....This mc...I thought he was a about to experience PTSD again.....(swiping the imaginary headsweat)....
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH: Let's see...(fingers on his lower chin)....How big is this blue like transparent field..... I think Its around? Hmmmm.....Fuckkkk how Am I suppose to know how big this thing is?....I don't even know what's the differences of meters,yards,foot,square meters,centimeters and many more bullshit.....heh atleast I knew what feet is.👍ughhh.....hey system can you help me measure this blue thingy?(with puppy eyes).
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM: [PROCESSING]
ARCH:Any minute now...
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM: [10 ft x 10 ft]
ARCH;..uhmm....hey system please use human language!.....what the hell is 10ftx10ft ? Are we doing math or something? Ok...ten ft multiply by ten ft is equals to 20 ft....😑(=100 ft)
Ez peasyyy....so does that mean this room is 20ft?.....yep this room is 20 ft.(noddinghishead).Hey system?.Isn't your host impressive !.
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM:(slaps his forehead...wait sytem don't have head do they?..)
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AUTHOR: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....that confidence..hahahaha
NARRATOR: yuppp...confirmed this dude is mentally unstable...
DIRECTOR: Look even the system is questioning its own existence. Hahahahah.....
ROB: haaa...🥱 (Wakes up) what...did I miss something?..
AUTHOR: 😳
NARRATOR:😳
DIRECTOR:😳
ROB:..what yall looking at..I know I'm handsome....
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ARCH:Heyyy system...what's wrong?.....heyyyy system?...system???.....now you're ignoring me!....hmp...you leave me no choice system.....(a hoarse loud voice came out from his mouth) YOU DARE TO IGNORE MY CALL (raises his right hand to his mouth level ) BRACE THY ONESELF ....( with his palm outreached he slowly puts down his four fingers leaving only his middle finger standing proudly 🖕🏿 ) WITNESS MY ASCENSION FOR I SHALL END THIS DECEPTION..... DOMAIN EXPANSION: SYSTEM EROSIONNNNNNN....
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM; (hummp...you've made a big mistake human....you've been under my genjetsu the whole time.fufufufu..)
ARCH: whatttt....b-bu-but how?.
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM: ( And now...You'll pay for your own ignorance;DEMONIC ILLUSION:SHACKLING STAKES.)
**Demonic Illusion: Shackling Stakes: Makes the target feel trapped by stakes piercing their body.
ARCH:No..no N-no .t-this can't be happening....Noooooooooooo....
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AUTHOR:.....Rule number 1 don't mess with the system...
NARRATOR: (nods)..Ngl.....that was some Itachi drip....respect...respect..
DIRECTOR:..Now ....thats fucking Aura right there...
ROB: I'm feeling drowsy 😴
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[ After 30 minutes of torture]
ARCH:Damnnn..fuck this system..you treat everything seriously don't ya....tsk fine you win this time....but remember this creaking system I'll take the reins next time....
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM:Whatever.
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AUTHOR: do you smell that narrator?
NARRATOR: *sniff *sniff... Nope..what smell?
AUTHOR:OF course The smell OF RIVALRY....
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH:.weww...for now lets focus on the main topic..This "room" did covered the entire room though.Can I expand it....let's try...(imagine it expanding)..oh wow it's working...yes....hmmmm why do I feel tired and drowsy suddenly. ?...oh.shit I almost forgot that Larger Rooms require significantly more stamina.Shit..I'll pass out again if this continues..come on concentrate make it smaller ...just enough to cover this room like before....ha...ha....damn that's harder than I thought...Haa...haha jokes on you readers I didn't pass out this time ....Bleehhhhh...
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AUTHOR: Whatttttt....he said "readers" right?!does this stupid mc knows something 🤔.
NARRATOR:That's impossible! Maybe just a slip of tongue...
DIRECTOR: Or maybe he's not really that brain-dead as we thought.
AUTHOR:Director are you implying that he's Playing the pig to eat the tiger ?..
NARRATOR: Hey author was that a Chinese reference?
AUTHOR:That's right...now call me Great Ancestor and kowtow infront of me 10 times...
NARRATOR:What the fuck!!.tsk..tsk..that's it..... You have chosen your death path"(takes out his niddle like hidden weapons ) Author remember this "When Yama calls for your death at midnight, who dares keep you until morning?"
**This quote is a recurring theme in the series soul land, used by Tang San (often while employing a hidden weapon or technique from the Tang Sect) to signify that an opponent's fate is sealed and their death is inevitable.
DIRECTOR:HEYYYYY..IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
ROB: 💤 😴 💤
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH: ( claps his cheeks)much better.....okay next step!....If I'm not mistaken in this ROOM space I can swap and slice objects...let's see....ohhhhh wow....I can't believe it..I can actually feel and sense everything within the ROOM...so this is the reason why Law can swap and teleport things...It feels like having a third eye,...Not that I have a third eye, or have ever experienced having one....Hmm...(he suddenly pauses and looks back and he senses it behind the coffin theres a-)...what's that ?
-------To be continued---------