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Chapter 13 - Chapter 13 – First System Humor

The city's ruins vibrated under the residual pulses of void energy. Fissures pulsed with a rhythmic intensity, scattering shards of rubble that hovered briefly in midair before gravity reclaimed them. Tharyx's shadow threads stretched taut across fractured streets, coiling around debris, lifting, striking, and anticipating every movement in the environment. The recent chaos mini-rifts, multiplying void beasts, and Korynth's rogue interventions had left the battlefield unpredictable, alive, and almost sentient. His threads pulsed with anticipation, reacting faster than thought, their semi-conscious movements testing the limits of instinct, strategy, and control. Zalivra, still behind a partially collapsed wall, was muttering, tripping, and scrambling in equal measure, clearly questioning the existence of physics and personal safety in the city.

Tharyx's focus was broken by the familiar, yet jarring, holographic flicker in his mind: a system message. He tensed, expecting the usual sterile alerts, threat levels, or tactical guidance. Instead, the words blinked onto his consciousness with unmistakable sarcasm.

SYSTEM MESSAGE:

"Do you really need that many void daggers? Answer carefully."

He froze mid-step, threads coiling instinctively around the nearest debris. His shadows pulsed, twitching as if reacting to the system's tone. Tharyx's pulse quickened not from threat, but from the audacity of it. He had spent weeks perfecting combat techniques, threading shadows like extensions of himself, balancing life essence absorption, and evolving semi-autonomous threads. And now… the system was mocking him.

Zalivra peered from the rubble, blinking at the floating text. "Uh… is it me, or does your system have an attitude problem?" He flinched as a shadow thread whipped past, narrowly missing him, vibrating with kinetic energy as if it shared the system's humor or sarcasm.

Tharyx flexed his control, pushing threads outward in a defensive lattice. Each void dagger, materialized from shadows into weaponized shards, hovered with a latent hum of lethal energy. And as if to underscore the point, his shadows suddenly reacted violently, lashing, striking, twisting in ways that threatened to strike debris, void beasts, and even themselves with destructive precision. The system's mockery had somehow triggered a feedback loop within the threads, amplifying semi-autonomous behavior beyond his conscious guidance.

SYSTEM MESSAGE:

[Observation: Shadow Threads Responding to Humor.]

[Suggested Action: Contain Ego and Weapons Before Catastrophic Laughing Occurs.]

[User Status: Void-Touched | Life Essence Residual Active | Autonomy Rising.]

Tharyx's lips twitched. "You… are watching this." He let the words slip as he extended threads, countering their unpredictable movements while simultaneously recalibrating their defensive patterns around him. Shadows coiled around rubble, pivoted to intercept stray void shards, and adapted mid-flight to the movements of nearby mini-rift beasts. Their semi-conscious reactions were faster than thought, lethal, and yet… almost playful, as if aware of the system's sarcasm and responding in kind.

Zalivra ducked, covering his head as a void dagger spun past in a blur. "I knew it! Your shadows are mocking me, too! Or wait, they're mocking you… maybe both!"

A pulse emanated from the nearest fissure. Mini void beasts, still semi-conscious from previous engagements, hesitated at the sudden, chaotic dance of shadows. Threads struck, intercepted, lifted, and smashed, all while weaving a deadly lattice of defense that was part instinct, part autonomous evolution, and now… part theatrical performance. Tharyx realized the system wasn't merely monitoring, it was interacting, teasing, and almost enjoying the feedback loop between user and threads.

SYSTEM MESSAGE:

[Observation: Humor Detected. Shadows Responding Erratically.]

[Suggested Action: Laugh if Desired, but Maintain Life-Thread Awareness.]

[Note: Sentience Potential Increasing.]

Tharyx's mind raced, analyzing patterns of attack, defensive maneuvers, and autonomous behavior. Each thread now seemed to weigh the system's humor alongside environmental factors, enemy behavior, and his own combat intent. It was as if the shadows had not only learned to fight but had learned to play, adapting strategies to his combat style while responding to external cues, including the system's cheeky commentary.

Zalivra, now crouched behind a fragment of a collapsed wall, squinted. "So… they're alive… and now they're sarcastic?" He ducked again as a void dagger whipped past, spinning in midair, striking a fissure wall with precision before pivoting to intercept a mini-rift beast. "I can't even…"

Meanwhile, a larger fissure began to pulse violently nearby. From it emerged a pair of void beasts, identical twins, their malformed bodies rippling with void energy. The shadows reacted instantaneously, threads snapping outward, wrapping around debris, striking the creatures mid-lunge. Yet even as they struck with preemptive efficiency, the system's message flickered again.

SYSTEM MESSAGE:

[Note: You might have too many daggers. Shadows disagree, but that's… adorable.]

[Warning: Autonomous Adaptation Accelerating. Extreme Vigilance Required.]

Tharyx gritted his teeth, realizing that every blade, every thread, every absorbed life essence was now intertwined with semi-conscious shadows and a system that had clearly developed a sense of humor. The battlefield became a cacophony of motion: shadows striking, twisting, redirecting debris, dodging, and flailing in choreographed chaos, while void beasts adapted, multiplied, and lunged in imperfectly predictable patterns.

Zalivra stumbled forward, tripping over the edge of a collapsed street. A shadow thread whipped around him, gently lifting him clear of danger before pivoting to intercept another incoming void beast. "Okay, fine!" he screamed. "I admit it! I am officially a comedy sidekick to your shadows!"

Then came the OMG moment, a flash of understanding that froze Tharyx mid-stride. The system wasn't merely a program, a tactical interface, or a set of alerts. It was sentient, watching, interacting, observing, and mocking with intent. The shadows themselves seemed to respond to its playful nudges, coiling, pivoting, and striking in patterns that reflected a collective consciousness: part Tharyx, part autonomous intelligence, part system whim.

The void beasts lunged in tandem, testing the limits of the shadow threads. Threads responded faster than the eye could follow, intercepting, constraining, striking, and improvising lethal trajectories in a blur. The battlefield had become a symphony of chaos, humor, intelligence, and violence, a lethal performance directed by no one and everyone at once.

Then, in the final instant, as Tharyx prepared to strike another pair of mini-rift beasts, a fissure opened beneath the nearest street, cracking violently. Shadows coiled, threads extended, and debris spun outward, but the system's final, lingering message pulsed in his mind with unmistakable sardonic glee:

SYSTEM MESSAGE:

[Enjoying the show? Shadows disagree… but at least you're entertaining.]

[Warning: Autonomy Surpassing Anticipation Threshold. Brace for Next Variable.]

Tharyx froze. Threads twisted violently, moving faster than his thoughts, blocking falling debris and intercepting a void beast mid-leap. His mind raced, heart pounding, senses expanded, and for a terrifying, exhilarating moment, he realized: he was no longer controlling the battlefield. The battlefield, the shadows, and the system were controlling him.

Zalivra, pinned behind a half-collapsed wall and squealing, screamed, "I am DONE! Your shadows are alive, and now your system's a comedian! I quit! I quit!"

Tharyx's pulse synchronized with the shadows' thrumming energy. The void beasts lunged, threads struck, debris shifted, and the entire city seemed to pulse in anticipation of the next chaotic twist. And in the back of his mind, he knew whatever came next would test the very limits of instinct, intelligence, and power.

The shadows, the system, and the rifts pulsed in harmony, sentience colliding with chaos, and the battlefield became an unpredictable stage…

Where the next move would not just challenge him, but define him.

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