141: Chapter 144 "You're bullshit!!!"Crew member: Tony Tony Chopper, bounty of one thousand beili!
Not long after.
The bounties of all the Straw Hat Pirates were recorded.
Seeing these numbers, let alone the core members,
Even Luffy, the captain, was a little surprised.
"More than twenty people have bounties exceeding 100 million?
Looking at the list that Kureha handed over, Luffy grinned: "What an interesting world."
He kept looking down.There were more than eighty wanted people in the Straw Hat Pirates alone.
And this doesn't even include the newly joined former Whitebeard Pirates!
After a rough calculation, even the women around him who made a lot of money couldn't help but gasp.
"If you include Malko and the others, the total amount should be over 80 billion, right?"
Na Mei opened her eyes wide in surprise.
Bヾ(,,Ox0,,壹她.
It's not her fault for reacting so strongly, because among the four emperors that everyone knows now,
No force's total bounty can reach this number!
Even the usually calm Robin showed a shocked expression.
The total bounty of 80 billion is probably enough to cover half of the Hi Army!
For a pirate group, it's simply unbelievable.
"Okay, Robin, what's the point of looking at this."
Luffy pulled Robin into his arms and said, "Let me taste you and see if you taste like grapes today."
Mmmmm!
When Robin was suddenly kissed, his eyes were full of helplessness and smile.
This bad captain bullies people whenever he gets the chance.How annoying!
Of course, she thought so.
But her actions were very honest, and soon she cooperated obediently.
After a gentle kiss, Luffy let go of Robin with satisfaction and asked her to wait for him in the evening.
Then, he flashed and came to the red boat.
When Luffy was kissing Robin just now and looking at her big eyes, he suddenly thought of someone.
That woman has three eyes!
If it's small and cute, the taste will definitely be doubled!
As for the three eyes looking scary.
For a troublemaker like Luffy, when it comes to women, he either wants to eat them or he doesn't want to eat them.
He never knew how to write the word "fear"!
so--
"Yamashi, did you notice?" Luffy pointed at the wanted poster and said, "You're different from everyone else.It says 'Capture alive only'!"
"?Upon closer inspection, it really is!"
"Why?Is there something special about Yamashi?"
"Hey, Round Eyes, are you an undercover agent of the Hi Army?"
"Hard to hit beans?"
All of a sudden, everyone on the red boat gathered around and stared at Shan Zhi with all sorts of emotions in their eyes.
"Don't be nervous, I just heard Hawkeye say."
Luffy, who was standing in the middle, smiled and said to Shanzhi: "Congratulations, someone wants to marry their daughter to you as your wife."
!
As soon as these words came out, not only the people around him, but even Shan Zhi himself was stunned.
Marry your daughter to me?
Who has such good vision?
"Luffy, tell me clearly, who is it?" When he heard the word "wife", Shanzhi was more excited than anyone else.
Luffy patted his shoulder: "Listen to me, it's BIGMOM."
Yamashi: Z(O0Oa!
Clam?
** !
BIGMOM?
No, her daughter, how amazing!
Luffy ignored the petrified Yamashita and continued, "Hawkeye told me that your father, Wen Simoke Judge, has reached a marriage with BIGMOM."
"Who?Wen Simoke?Jiazhi?"
"Isn't that the leader of Germa-66?"
"Oh my goodness, Yamashita is the prince of Jerma 66?"
"Is that true?Isn't that a character from a cartoon?"
Wu Suopu, Franky and others all widened their eyes, looking confused.
Shan Zhi, on the other hand, had a look of disbelief on his face and shouted, "I have nothing to do with him anymore.He is not my father!"
"Hey~ Just listen to me." Luffy spread his hands and said, "He probably didn't want to send your brothers and sisters to marry into the family, so he thought of you."
This was not told to him by Hawkeye, but he knew it when he watched the original anime in his previous life.
How should I put it.
Jiazhi is such an unreliable father, and he is definitely the number one person who betrays his son.
"…Baka!"
As Luffy expected, Shan Zhi was full of resistance when he learned about **.
The others on the red boat were also furious, thinking:
How could there be such a father!
"Well~ Shanzhi, don't get excited yet."
Seeing that the atmosphere was about right, Luffy reached out and patted his shoulder.
"Since you are my crew member, I will not let you suffer any injustice.your father."
"Want a marriage alliance?Then I'll make him eat coptis and still not be able to say it!"
As he said this, when Shan Zhi was just stunned,
She hugged his shoulders and whispered her plan.
Finally, he said with great righteousness, "I have come to marry BIGMOM's daughter and to put all your father's hopes to shame!"
"Wait, Luffy, why do I feel like something's wrong?"
"What's wrong?Shan Zhi, I'm taking the blame for you.Your fiancée has three eyes!"
"?Isn't that a monster?"
Shan Zhi was startled, but then he was deeply moved: "To vent my anger, she is willing to marry a monster."
"Luffy, you're so nice to me!"
Luffy: (*￣▽￣)
He snatched away Shan Zhi's fiancée in advance.wife.
Luffy took Moriah to the Thriller Bark as planned.
Soon, the weather turned gloomy and all kinds of strange weather began to appear.
According to Moria, it would take at most one day to get there.
And on this day, as time passed, the originally turbulent sea finally calmed down a little.
Careful people discovered that this biggest war between the Hi Army and the pirates.
Straw Hat Luffy became the only winner!
Everyone was safe and sound, and they also recruited the remnants of Whitebeard, suddenly becoming a huge pirate group!
The most terrifying thing is that in the morning, news broke all over the world:
Malko, Hawkeye and others recaptured the territory of the former Four Emperors Whitebeard and announced that this territory would be taken over by Straw Hat Luffy!
It's really cruel.Others take advantage of people's death to grab territory.
When Luffy came to him, he directly subdued the other person's son and inherited his territory!
This operation simply shocked everyone.
However, when Luffy saw this news, he looked indifferent:
"I take care of so many people for Whitebeard, so what's too much for me to ask for his territory?"
Whitebeard: Gulalala——Listen to me, thank you.
Luffy turned his attention back to Wanguo and Onigashima.
The New World is just a small area on the world map, so if you want to get started, you must first take over the entire New World.
"Since we've already broken with the World Government, let's just have a showdown and stir up a storm in the ocean.
Luffy already has a preliminary plan.
The overall strength of the crew still needs to be greatly improved, at least the core members must break through the threshold of the "Mid-Admiral Level".
This is the most basic requirement.
The main combat force of the Zero Squad is not enough to rely on Hawkeye and them alone.According to his idea, nine more people must be recruited!
That's when it will be time to officially declare war on the world government!
Ghost Island.
After Kaido came back, he looked at the newspaper in his hand, burped, and then burst into tears:
"Wow.Damn it!That guy took over Whitebeard's territory without even moving a single soldier.
"It's all because of that Red Hair guy, otherwise Whitebeard's territory would be mine!"
"Even though I have to give it to him even if I steal it, it won't count as Yamato's dowry!"
Whoosh——, 9:0.48『42905』
"Wow, Yamato's dowry is gone, she's so miserable!"
Kaido was crying breathlessly.
The son-in-law took the dowry away by himself, and Kaido didn't even get a favor.Kaido's psychological defenses completely collapsed.
His big arms, which were thicker than an average person's waist, kept wiping away his tears.
Jin thought for a moment and said, "Boss, what we should worry about most right now is your son-in-law's ability.He's a bit weird.
"Wuwu.Hmm?What's wrong?"
Kaido stopped crying and asked with eyes bigger than a woman's head, looking dissatisfied: "You're only talking halfway, and you're not eating rice!"
ember:"..."
He gathered his thoughts and said, "His strength is too great, even greater than yours.If you let him marry His Highness Yamato, I'm afraid you won't be able to control him."
Quinn nodded repeatedly on the side: "That's right, he kicked Marshal Zhan Guo away with one kick.His strength is unfathomable.You can't beat him."
"Yeah!" Jack said seriously, echoing Sha Seng: "Boss, the two elder brothers are right!"
"You're bullshitting!"
Kaido was so angry that he jumped up and down: "He's just a warrior, I can beat him with one blow!"
When it comes to strength, Kaido is always stubborn and refuses to admit defeat.
He is so cute and never admits defeat in his life!
Jin pondered, "But he crippled Akainu in just one minute."
"I can do it too.One day I'll defeat Kizaru in just half a minute!" Kaido was eager to prove himself.
Quinn trembled his mustache and muttered softly, "He destroyed Marinford with just one kick."
"Baga, my Lei Ming Bagua can destroy Mary Geoise!" Kaido's bragging skills are top-notch.
He felt his dignity was challenged and yelled out in frustration.
However, at this moment, the "natural enemy" came!
"If you could really destroy the Holy Land, you wouldn't be hiding here bragging!"
Yamato's disdainful sneer made Quinn burst out laughing.
Jhin and Jack also turned their heads away, their faces flushed red, looking a little uncomfortable.
This time, Kaido was immediately embarrassed.
They're in rebellion, they're all fucking in rebellion!
I am the great Kaido, and you guys actually look down on me?
It seems like I have to let you see how powerful the boss is!
Kaido immediately narrowed his eyes, "Spread the word, I'm waiting for Monk D.Luffy on Onigashima, I want to fight him!"
"If he wins, he'll marry Yamato."
"If he loses, he'll stay on Ghost Island as my son-in-law.Let's see if he dares to come!"
I am so depressed and want to find a place to fight!
Hearing this, Yamato curled his lips and said, "You are so brave, Kaido, you think you can beat Luffy?"
"But you have to keep your word.If you lose, you'll let me go with him!"
"...Grass.
I can't beat him?
What crazy things are you talking about!
Kaido was so angry that his mouth was shaking.He glared at her and roared: "903, okay, okay, then if he loses, you will become the general!"
At this point, his eyes rolled: "Not only will you be a general, you will also have to give birth to a child for him, and the child's surname will be 'Barbarosa'!"
"Why?I am Kozuki Oden, a man!I can't have children!!"
Yamato was so angry that she jumped up and down.She was horrified when she thought of the scene where Luffy was bullied by Akainu.
And give birth to a child?You might as well just kill me!
"Whether you are a boy or a girl, wait until he ties you to the bed so he can see for himself!"
Kaido's eyes were gloomy: "Anyway, we made a bet, you should just be my granddaughter-in-law!"
"you!"
Yamato gritted his teeth in anger, then turned and walked away angrily.
Looking at her back, Kaido's tense face suddenly relaxed:
"Fuck, I'm getting myself into trouble again!If you guys spread the word, I'm going to go practice."
Sanzai was stunned for a moment, then he understood.
The boss is really competitive.
But he's quite smart.
Look at this bet.No matter whether he wins or loses, Lord Yamato has to marry Straw Hat Luffy.
This is outrageous!
In the morning, the sun has just risen.
Luffy was humming a little tune and was in a particularly good mood, because today, the World Government officially announced:
Zhan Guo retires, and Aokiji takes over the position of Marshal of the Hi Army!
This is a good start for Luffy.
Aokiji is not as crazy as Akainu, so it is much easier to deal with him.
What's more, how loyal can a person who is about to leave the Hi Army be to the world government?
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