82: Chapter 82 Blackbeard's Good FridayLuffy, on the verge of tears, lay sprawled on the floor, using his Wood Power to heal himself.Finally managing to get up, he saw Garp talking to Nami and Vivi about how Garp had beaten him up as a child.The two girls were laughing heartily.Luffy roared indignantly, "You old bastard!It's bad enough we haven't seen each other in so long, but the first thing you do is beat me up!And to make matters worse, you tell my girlfriends all about my embarrassing moments!Are you even my grandfather?"
Luffy's voice grew softer and softer until it was inaudible, because Garp was now staring at him with murderous intent.Luffy swallowed nervously, moving towards the door while desperately trying to awaken the last vestiges of his grandfather's love: "Grandpa, Grandpa, calm down, calm down!"
Garp sneered, instantly appearing in front of Luffy.He grabbed Luffy by the collar and slammed a slap into his forehead.Luffy clutched his head, groaning in pain.Garp snorted, "Hmph, you brat!How dare you speak disrespectfully to your long-lost grandfather!Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson."
As they were talking, Garp suddenly fell asleep, tilting his head back.Seeing this, Luffy also lazily drifted off to sleep in Garp's arms.Uta covered his face, silently mourning Luffy's fate.Sure enough, as a snot bubble burst, Garp awoke from his slumber.Seeing Luffy's unrepentant expression, Garp's anger instantly ignited.And so, amidst everyone's silent mourning, Luffy "joyfully" spent a "happy time" with his grandfather.
"So, Luffy, you've already met your good-for-nothing bastard father, haven't you?" Garp asked while repairing the house Luffy had damaged.Luffy shook his head.Although he knew his father had saved him in Loguetown and he had greeted him, he had never actually seen his father's face.Seeing this, Garp assumed they hadn't met, and so he calmly uttered the most shocking words: "What?That brat said he saw you off in Loguetown?So you haven't met yet?Listen carefully, Luffy, your father's name is Monkey D.Dragon, and he's a revolutionary." Garp didn't seem to care about the shock that revealing Luffy's father's identity would cause.
A deathly silence, an eerie stillness, followed by a deafening chorus of gasps.Luffy nonchalantly picked his nose and calmly addressed the crowd, "What's wrong?What's so shocking?He's just been named the world's most dangerous criminal, what's so surprising about that?"
Everyone was taken aback by Luffy's calm demeanor, unsure where to begin.Garp, who was repairing the wall, burst into laughter.After finishing, Garp prepared to return.Luffy saw him off at the door, only to find Coby standing there.Coby had undergone a dramatic transformation; he was thinner and much taller."Looks like the Marines' food is pretty good!" "Luffy-san, you've really accomplished something amazing!" Coby excitedly chatted with Luffy.If he didn't know the vast difference in strength between himself and Luffy, Coby might have already challenged Luffy.After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Garp took Coby back.The forgotten Marines looked at each other, then at the amiable Straw Hat crew.The Marines, having forgotten their original purpose, joined hands and followed Garp back.While waiting for their new ship, everyone went about their own business.Luffy took a break and went to the construction site of the new ship (even though he got lost twenty times).Using the Soul Transfer Device he bought from the system shop, he transferred the ship spirit from the Going Merry to the newly built ship.Feeling the joyful emotions emanating from the ship spirit, Luffy smiled.This way, the Going Merry would continue to accompany them on their adventures.On the way back, he saw Zoro with a child.Ignoring Zoro's pleading look, Luffy continued to wander around Water 7.After helping a little girl find her bullfish, Luffy sat by the roadside, licking a water candy while using the Unlucky Card and the Cry Card.On a deserted island in the Grand Line, Blackbeard, who had just handed Ace over to the Marines and become a Shichibukai, was laughing heartily one second, and the next second crying like his mother had died."Waaaaah, I finally became a Shichibukai!Waaaaah, what's going on?Why am I crying?Waaaaah!"
Blackbeard's expression was indescribable.He was crying hysterically, yet he was also laughing like a fool.Doc Q, the ship's doctor, immediately began examining his captain, but after a long examination, he couldn't find anything wrong.Just as everyone was at a loss, a giant gorilla sprang from a nearby tunnel, its target the weeping Blackbeard.The gorilla's eyes were bloodshot, steam billowed from its nostrils, and its genitals appeared exceptionally thick.Everyone immediately prepared to kill the gorilla, but then, the moment Van Augur pulled the trigger, his gun exploded.Burgess had just taken a step when his leg snapped.Doc Q, needless to say, hadn't even managed to pull it off.Before anyone could even make a move, the enraged gorilla casually swatted them into a thicket covered in thorns.Basically, everyone who tried to attack was thwarted by various unexpected events.In the end, the Blackbeard Pirates could only watch helplessly as their captain was carried into the jungle by the crazed gorilla and disappeared.The only thing that puzzled them was why their captain hadn't used his Devil Fruit power.Of course Blackbeard wanted to!The moment the gorilla appeared, he was about to activate his power, but all he managed to do was fart.Now, Blackbeard, who was being held firmly in the gorilla's grasp and crying, was horrified to discover that he couldn't even use Haki anymore.Finally, after running for a while, the gorilla carried Blackbeard into a cave, and with a tearing sound, Blackbeard's clothes were ripped to shreds.Now.Moreover, even a fool would understand what was going on.Blackbeard was crying and laughing, shouting, "Don't come any closer!" Then, a red umbrella fell from somewhere and landed precisely in Blackbeard's mouth.After that, Blackbeard's state changed to that of a gorilla, and he started chuckling foolishly, drooling.
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When the Blackbeard Pirates arrived, the gorilla had almost vanished, leaving only a filthy, lifeless Blackbeard.Blackbeard refused to believe he'd been violated by a gorilla, and that he was the victim.Seeing their captain in such a state, the crew was powerless to help.From that moment on, the pirate world had one more heartbroken figure.In contrast to Blackbeard's somber mood, Luffy was much more cheerful, spending his days with his three girlfriends.Their relationships quickly blossomed.Except for the final part, Luffy did everything he should, except what he shouldn't have done.Today, the Franky family brought news of a newly built ship, along with even better news.Looking at the bounty posters on the ground, everyone wore proud smiles, as if they were medals rather than bounty posters.