Isekai.
A genre that's basically the apotheosis of man's wish to live somewhere that's not here. The representative of what fantasies consist of.
Normally, in those stories, people get sent to an isekai by dying, or by god's mistake, or something similar. Like, the easiest one is getting hit by truck-kun.
Another way is by summoning.
Kingdoms in trouble, performing a hero summoning to call forth braves to fight for their people.
There are a lot of kinds of such stories. So many, in fact, that there's probably an isekai story for any idea you can think of... Well, maybe not that far, but close.
Anyway, enough of that.
This is my story, of course. My isekai...
And no, I didn't die in my previous life at all. I could still remember how I was in the middle of the evening rush, squeezed on the train, when...
'Huh?'
In a literal blink of an eye, I was already somewhere else.
Lying in the middle of a giant prison made from wooden stakes... but with an open top. Further above it was the room's ceiling.
What the fuck is this setup? Such a lazy design!
I can easily climb out of this dumb cage without even trying!
"Buh... Ah?"
However, just as I tried to get up... I realized I couldn't.
It was as if I had been hit by a powerful tranquilizer. Or had gotten too drunk the previous night, so my body's not responding.
Anyway, I can't put strength into my limbs at all!
Oh, wait. I can move my arms, at least. I can wave them before my eyes, however...
'What is this... relatively small digits of mine?'
My hand, my arm, it wasn't something I was used to seeing at all. It looked like my entire body was swollen! Or rather, like a ba…
*Creak!*
Just as I was in the middle of thinking, the door suddenly creaked open. From beyond it, a lone figure appeared, stepping into the room with quiet feet.
A woman wearing a loose dress, exposing half of her deep cleavage. It was a sight for sore eyes... if not for her size. By my estimate, she was at least ten times my size. A giant!
Her long blonde hair was tied into a ponytail, resting on her right shoulder casually. The hairstyle of death, iirc. Her pale green eyes stared at me passionately.
"------!"
She spoke with a smile, looking down at me from above the wooden prison.
However, her words weren't something I could understand.
It wasn't any language I knew, nor did it sound familiar. A completely unknown language!
Just as I was fearing for my safety, the woman suddenly leaned over, attracting my gaze to the twin peaks that... wait, no! The giant was attempting to grab me!
'N-No! Don't come!'
I tried to scream, but incoherent groans left my mouth.
I struggled hard, but the giant secured me in her arms without much difficulty.
Damn the size disparity! Damn the strength difference!
She slowly lifted me, and then... pressed me against her soft mountains, rocking me side to side like a baby. Is this... her kink? Will she eat me after I fall asleep?
Well, if I'm dying anyway, I should enjoy my last moments at least!
I extended my weak hand, waving it around like I was holding a long stick.
Control sucked, but... I still hit my target successfully! The big mound before my eyes! Just this one bit was bigger than my head!
With all the strength I could muster, I squeezed hard... It was fucking soft!
'In my 20 years of life, I finally...'
This achievement made me sweat from the eyes. Viva la booba!
"-----? ----."
The woman then spoke to me, suddenly showing a sweet yet apologetic smile. And then, she slowly slid her dress's sleeve down her shoulder, exposing herself to me. I could see the large tip, in a beautiful shape and color, right in front of my face.
"..."
This...
Even if I die after this, I have no regrets.
---
Hello. It's me again.
And yes, no, I didn't die... But I did learn something shocking.
I was now a baby!
Yeah, weird, I know. But I somewhat guessed it already, way before the giant woman appeared. Though I confirmed my thoughts were correct when she walked toward the full-body mirror in the room, attempting to entertain me with our reflection.
To my surprise, I had somehow turned into a blonde, blue-eyed baby who's about one month old.
Although different from my usual black hair and brown eyes, I can say that my face remained roughly the same.
Is this really… reincarnation?
Did I really die without noticing, then get reborn as a blonde baby boy? But I still vividly recall how I was in the middle of the train though...
I'm still not sure.
There's still too little information I have access to, so I can't really conclude just yet.
However, if it's truly an isekai, then...
'I wonder what sort of cheat I was blessed with?!'
How exciting!
I don't know if this is Earth or a Sword-and-Magic world, but definitely, I should have a cheat of some sort! So my next task is to figure that out!
With all the experience I have from reading countless novels, watching anime, and reading manhwas, I tried all the options available.
Waving my right hand vertically down... didn't work. Well, this definitely isn't a game world, so...
Chanting the word "Status!" out loud... didn't work either.
Rather, I can't even speak properly yet.
Third, thinking of wanting to know myself... yep, still nothing.
I tried various methods until I had almost exhausted all possibilities. And nothing worked. It was to the point that I was starting to think I had reincarnated on Earth instead... Oh, wait, all I've tried until now is to see the status menu, but... I still haven't tried "that" one.
'Appraise!'
I chanted it in my mind, praying for it to work. And then...
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Name: Rex von Grendel
Age: 6 weeks
Title: First son of Baron Claus von Grendel
Status:
STR: F-, AGI: F-, INT: F-
END: F-, MP: S, LUK: S
Skills:
Appraisal Lv. 1 (New!)
---
'I-It appeared!'
A floating board in blue and black appeared before me. The text was in white, written in the alphabet I knew. It was, without a doubt, my status!
I carefully read through it once, twice, and thrice, but...
'All my stats are F- apart from MP (Mana Points) and LUK (Luck) at S… And I don't see any cheat skills either... Is this... for real?'
From the presence of MP, I know this is a world with magic. But getting reincarnated into a Sword-and-Magic world without cheats...
Are the gods cheapskates?
I demand a redo!