"You're being sarcastic to seem relatable."
"I genuinely have abilities." I thought about how to explain it efficiently.
"Multiple. Weird ones. I have something that locates snacks within about 20 meters something. I have a movement ability that looks like teleport but is actually just fast. I have a separate actual teleportation skill that costs brain energy to use and gives me body ache, nosebleed, paralysis if I overdo it." I paused. "And there's a chat box above my head that I can see but no one else can, where people comment on my life in real time, and I've been ignoring them for days because they're annoying… actually I don't even know if they're human."
I glanced up at the chat.
「Si Hon!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! We MISS YOU!!!! It's been SO long!!! Let us DOWNNNN!!!!」
「Kewkman: I... I have regret what I have said in the past. It is very boring to just watch and not be able to comment on anything you're doing. I apologize for whatever it was.」
