Isaac woke up to feel the warm sun crashing through the window and covering him in it's warm embrace. He let out a yawn and looked at his phones screen to see an odd message pop up. "Oh great. It's THAT day." He said in a grumble. He got to his feet and slowly made his way down stairs. Twilight was sitting at the kitchen table eating a fresh egg with a side of toast.
"Morning Isaac." She said with a smile.
"Morning. What's up?"
"Just having some breakfast before I start studying. Want some?"
"Sure. I take it Spike made theses?" He asked as he took some of the food from the frying pan.
"Yeah, I'm not much of a cook." She said with a blush.
"I heard you almost burned down the library."
"It was an accident!"
"Five times." Twilight's blush brightened and gave a scoff. Isaac chuckled and continued to eat his food. "I got here seven days ago right?"
"Yeah why?"
"Just curious." He said as he shrugged. After he put his dishes in the sink he felt his phone vibrate in his pants. He took the device from his pocket and touched the screen to see a new text message.
Hey, What's up?
Who's this?
Spitfire from yesterday.
How did you get my number?
I asked Rainbow when she came by this morning.
Kinda stalkerish.
Most stallions like having a mare's number in their phone. ;)
No complaint here. How are you feeling?
Better. Food sucks though. >:(
Yeah, been there. So what's up?
I'm bored, no pony to talk to.
What about that blue guy, Soarin?
Filling in for me. Manager gave me R&R for a few weeks. FML >:(
Want some company?
Sure, I'm getting out at noon.
I'll see ya in a few.
Okay bye.
Isaac closed the message and slipped the phone back into his pocket. The man got to his feet and grabbed his jacket. He looked over to see Twilight starting to work.
"Where are you going?" She asked.
"Going to visit Spitfire. She's held up in the hospital with no one to talk to. Might as well keep her company." He said as he put his jacket on and made his way towards the door.
"Mind if I ask something?"
"Sure."
"What if Celestia can't find a way for you to go home?"
"I'd stay here. Find a house, I don't know. Just live out the rest of my days." He said as he let out a sigh.
"Theres just one thing I don't get. From what you've told me your life back home was less than charming. Why do you want to go back?" Isaac stopped as he reached for the door knob. "I mean why would you go back to a place you can't stand?"
"I've been asking myself that my whole life and I still don't know." He said as he walked out the door and made his way through the small town. As he closed the door behind him he decided to run to the hospital. He took out his P-pod and selected a song to get him in the mood. He quickly pulled his hood over his head and began his morning run. His pace doubled as he saw two familiar spa ponies entering their shop. He quickly ducked behind a building and waited until they were inside. As he got to the hospital he saw a familiar Pegasus mare sitting in the lobby.
"Hey!" She said as she waved him over.
"Yo. Hows your wing?" He asked as he looked at the bandaged appendage.
"Fine. I can take the bandages off later on today." She said as she got to her feet. As the two exited the hospital Isaac took his jacket off and handed it to the mare. "What's this for?"
"I figured you'd want to lay low. Since you're a celebrity and all." She smiled and quickly put the jacket over her blue uniform.
"Thanks, you have no idea what it's like to be hounded by fans everywhere you go." She said as she put the hood over her head so it covered her mane.
"That's why I'm not a movie star."
"Lucky you." She said with a laugh.
"So what exactly do the Wonderbolts do? Is it strictly stunts or do you compete against other teams?" Isaac asked at the two made their way through town.
"We're a special branch of the Equestrian Air Force." Isaac's eyes shrank at the information.
"You're in the Military?"
"Yeah, we're the best fliers in Equestria our main job is to boost moral by performing stunts."
"OH! Like the Blue Angels."
"The what?"
"Theres something similar to that where I'm from. The only difference is we use big flying machines called airplanes." The mares jaw dropped at the information
"Awesome!" Isaac then scanned the mares light blue suit.
"Now that I think about it the color scheme is the same too. Blue with yellow trim."
"Weird." She said as she looked at her outfit.
"Yeah, I guess you guys copied something from my universe." The mare gave him a punch on the arm. "Ow! Jeez, you hit hard." He said as he rubbed the sore spot while Spitfire stuck her tongue out at him and giggled.
"C'mon let's find a place to eat. That hospital food could kill a manticore." She said as she made a sick face. The two made their way into Sugar Cube Corner and grabbed a nearby booth and sat down. Isaac was greeted by a familiar pink mare with a smile on her face.
"Hey Isaac what can I get you and Spit-" The golden mare instantly put her hand over the pink mares mouth.
"We'd appreciate it if you didn't broadcast our presence." Pinkie nodded and Spitfire removed her hand. "I'll have the hay fries and a dandelion sandwich." Spitfire said with a smile.
"I'll just go with some fruit." Isaac said as he handed her the menu. Pinkie jotted the orders down and hurried back into the kitchen.
"Fruit? That's it?"
"Humans don't eat hay or dandelions."
"What do you eat then?" She asked as she sipped her water.
"Meat, vegetables and fruit."
"Oh you're a carnivore then." She said with a nod.
"You don't mind?"
"Nah, my roommate in college was a Griffin. There was always some meat in the fridge. Not the best tasting stuff but passable." She said with a shrug. Isaac looked at her in confusion.
"Wait, ponies can eat meat?"
"Yeah when we have to. It's kinda uncommon but not illegal." She said as Pinke arrived their food arrived. "Sweet, finally some real food." She said as she began to eat her sandwich. Isaac did the same with his fruit salad. The human looked over to see Rainbow walk in with a smile on her face.
"Heads up, here comes Rainbow." He whispered to Spitfire who almost chocked in surprise. She quickly made the slicing throat motion but the motion came to late as Rainbow sat down next to Isaac.
"Hey Isaac who's.....Oh my gosh!" She yelled as she saw the golden mare.
"Rainbow keep it down, we're trying to AVOID drawing attention to ourselves." Isaac said.
"Sorry." She said in a hushed tone. "What are you two doing here?"
"Having lunch." He said as he continued to eat his food.
"What were you guys talking about?"
"Food." Spitfire said in a cheery tone. Rainbow let out a grumble and slid down in her seat. The golden mare turned her attention back to the human. "So can humans fly?"
"Not on their own like you can, we need either a plane or a flight suit."
"What's a flight suit?" She asked in confusion.
"Have you ever seen a flying squirrel?" The two mares nodded. "The suit is based off that. Humans glide through the sky with it."
"Have you ever done it?"
"Yeah it's a lot of fun. I love being up in the sky." He said as he sipped his water.
"Why did you freak out when I brought you up on a cloud then?" Rainbow asked.
"I usually have a parachute attached to me Dash." He said as he deadpanned.
"Oh sorry." She said with a sheepish grin. The three continued to eat their meal in silence until they were interrupted by Pinkie who's right eye was twitching spastically.
"Twitch. Twitch, Twitch!" She yelled as the motion continued.
"What's wrong Pinkie?" Isaac asked.
"My eye is twitchy!" She said as she pointed to her eyelid.
"So?"
"That means it's somepony's birthday today!" She said as she pulled out a small note pad with names on it.
"How did you come to that conclusion?" Spitfire asked.
"Pinkie sense." Rainbow breathed out.
"What's that?" Isaac asked as he sipped his drink.
"Pinkie get's these 'twitches' in her body which mean different things. Like if her tail starts to twitch it means somethings going to fall." On cue Pinkie's tail started to move on it's own. The pink mare immediately jumped to the right to avoid a falling flower pot.
"Where did that even come from?" Isaac said in surprise.
"I have no idea." Pinkie said with a smile. She closed her note book and let out a sigh. "Ugh! It's no ones birthday today in Ponyville. Unless..." He gaze instantly shifted to Spitfire who was a step ahead of her.
"Not me. Mine was five months ago." She said as she drank her water.
"Not you huh. Then who could-" Pinkie turned her head to see the human avoiding eye contact and going back to his salad. Her eyes narrowed on the human and began to rub her chin.
"Fine! You caught me, I'm twenty-two today." The mares looked at him in surprise as Pinkie grabbed the human and began to shake him violently.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" Pinkie yelled as she stopped shaking the human. Isaac shook his head and collected himself.
"I didn't think it was a big deal."
"Not that big a deal? It's your birthday!"
"So? It's just another day to me back home." He said in a blank tone.
"You don't throw a party?" Rainbow asked.
"I haven't had a party since I was ten." He said as he sat back. The ponies looked at him in confusion.
"So what do you usually do on your birthday?" Rainbow asked.
"Go to work, go home and go to sleep." He said flatly.
"That's kinda sad." Spitfire commented.
"I don't see the big deal. Why should my day be any different on my birthday?"
"We have to fix that!" Pinkie said as she zoomed off. Isaac was about to protest but shrugged off the gesture as got to his feet and stretched his back.
"Where are you going?" Spitfire asked as she and the cyan mare got up.
"Dunno, I just like to keep moving. What about you two?"
"I gotta go get some pain killers for my wing." She said as she pointed to the appendage.
"My lunch break is almost up so I gotta get back to work." Rainbow said as she flew out the door.
"See ya." Spitfire said as she walked out of the bakery. Isaac shrugged and walked towards the park. He made his way through the park and came across a good sized tree. Isaac got put his arms on a nearby branch and pulled himself up and leaned his back against the trunk. He plugged in his music and listen to a relaxing melody as sleep eventually took hold of him.
"HEY!" He was awoken by a high pitched yell coming from bellow him. He unplugged his music and looked down to see Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo looking up at him in confusion. Isaac made his way down the tree and hopped in front of the three fillies with a yawn. He noticed that the top of their heads were in line with his shoulders.
"What's up?"
"Rarity needs your help with something." Sweetie Belle answered.
"What?"
"She wouldn't say." Applebloom said with a shrug.
"Thanks." He said as he and the three girls made their way back into town. Isaac noticed the three fillies had disappointed looks on their faces. "What's eating you three?"
"We thought we'd get out human finding Cutie Marks." Sweetie Belle said with a groan.
"What would that even look like?" Scootaloo asked.
"No idea."
"What's so special about these 'Cutie Marks?'" Isaac asked.
"Everyone at school has one except for us!" Sweetie whined.
"How old are you three?"
"We're fourteen. Most ponies get theirs by twelve or thirteen." Scootaloo answered.
"So you guys are late bloomers, nothing wrong with that." He said with a smile.
"How would you know?"
"I was always the shortest kid in the class until Junior year of High School. I got picked last for sports and everything else. Then I hit a growth spurt and all that waiting paid off." He said as the girls looked at his height. "The best things come to those who wait."
"That's what everypony keeps telling us! We're tired of waiting!" Scootaloo said with grumble. "We've tried everything!"
"I know how you feel, but trust me it'll all pay off in the end." He said as the three got to the boutique. Isaac made his way upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Come in." Rarity said in a charming voice. Isaac poked his head in to see Rarity sitting at her sewing table. "Ah Isaac, just the human I wanted to see."
"Your sister said you needed a hand with something?"
"Yes, I need you to help me go jewel hunting."
"What?"
"I ran out of jewels for an outfit I'm working on and I need someone to help me dig up more." She said as she got to her feet.
"Couldn't you get Spike to help you?"
"Unfortunately no. He's helping Twilight with a massive report for the Princess." She said as she rolled her eyes. "If you're too busy then-"
"I don't mind. Do you have a shovel or a pick axe?"
"We can borrow one from Applejack, so we'll have to stop there."
"No problem. Are they going to help?" He asked as he looked at the fillies.
"Yes, is that a problem?"
"No, just curious." He said as the group left the boutique. As they made their way past the library Isaac stopped for a moment. "Hang on I need to grab something from the library." He said as he walked over to the door. He gave it a hard knock, the door opened to reveal the purple dragon with a worried look on his face. "Hey Spike, mind if I come in?"
"Sorry Isaac. Twilight is in the middle of a serious study session." He said in a nervous voice.
"I just need to grab something, I'll be in and out in no time." He said as he started to step inside only to be blocked by the dragon.
"Trust me Isaac you don't want to mess with Twi when she's in the zone. Last time that happened she accidentally turned me int a cactus." Isaac immediately stepped back and gulped.
"I'll take your word for it. Can you grab my knife for me? It's on the nightstand in my room." Spike nodded and shut the door. Isaac peeked through the window to see movement from several different figures. It was too dark to make out any specific details but he swore he saw the silhouette of a Pegasus. He heard the door open and he quickly got back in front of the door.
"Here ya go. What do you need it for?"
"Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Applebloom and I are going jewel hunting."
"Why do you need that thing?" He asked as ho pointed to the weapon.
"Better to have it and not need then to need it and not have it." He said as he clipped the weapon onto his pants. Spike shrugged and closed the door as Isaac walked back towards the group.
"It's rude to keep a lady waiting Isaac." Rarity teased.
"Relax, I just needed to grab my knife." He said with a smile. As the group walked towards the farm Isaac noticed that the orange filly had a folded up scooter attached to her back. "Can you do any tricks on that scooter?"
"Yeah, but it gets boring." She said with a sigh.
"Why?"
"I've already mastered this thing and I still don't have a Cutie Mark."
"Can I see it? I may be able to help you with that." The group looked at him in surprise. Scootaloo shrugged and handed him the object. Isaac looked it over and noticed that it's base was made out of wood, the wheels itself were plastic and the handlebars were connected by two bolts.
"What are you thinking of?"
"I've got an idea. I'll show you when we get to Sweet Apple Acres." He said as he handed the scooter back to the orange Pegasus. The party soon found themselves in front of the barn where the orange mare was tying up a bale of hay. She quickly pulled her hat down to hide her blushing cheeks from the human. "Hey AJ, Rarity said you guys have a pick axe, some shovels and a cart we could borrow?"
"Y-yeah, they're over there. Just bring 'em back when yer done." She said as she tried to calm her fast beating heart. The orange mare pointed to the far corner, Isaac saw four shovels and a pick axe leaning against a two wheeled wagon with a pole slid horizontally in front of it.
"Thanks, mind if I use your work bench for a quick second?"
"Go right ahead. Ah gotta get back to work." She said as she quickly walked out of the barn. Isaac walked over to the work bench and laid the scooter down unfolded. He took a nearby screw driver and removed the handlebars from the base.
"You broke it!" Scootaloo yelled.
"I modified it into a skateboard." He said as he put the object on the ground in front of him.
"How an I supposed to move it?" Isaac rolled his eyes and put his right foot on the board and pushed with his left. He skated out of the barn and back inside.
"Like that." He said as he handed her the board. The filly looked at him in amazement as she took the board.
"Awesome! What's this thing called again?"
"A skateboard. It you want to turn it back into a scooter then just ask." He said as he picked up four shovels and a pick axe. He put them in the cart and pulled the carrier out of the barn. The three fillies ran ahead with Scootaloo testing out her modified machine. Rarity walked up next to him and smiled.
"How did you do that?"
"I worked in a skate shop during my High School days. I got pretty good at modifying the equipment in there." He said with a grin.
"That was very sweet of you to help Scootaloo out like that."
"It was nothing. I figured she might enjoy something like that. I know I did when I was her age." He said with a shrug. The group walked in silence as they came across a flat dirt plane. "This the place?"
"Yes, give me a moment." She said as her horn and hands began to glow. She waved her hands in a horizontal motion and levitated a stick and began marking the dirt with X's. "There we are." Isaac picked up the shovel and started to dig. When he got ten inches down he hit something hard, the human scraped the dirt away and saw a cluster of bright shinning gems.
"Jackpot." He said as he lifted the bundle out of the ground. "What do you use these for anyway?" He asked as he started another hole.
"I make outfits and jewelry out of them. What do humans use them for?"
"Same reason. Except for diamonds, we sometimes use those to make tools." Isaac said as he lifted another pile out of the ground.
"Really?" She said as she levitated the pile into the cart.
"Yeah, hang on a second." The human got out of the hole and pulled out his knife. "The core of the blade is mixed with a diamond. Hardest rock on earth." He said with a shrug.
"Why is the edge black?" She asked as she took the knife from his hands.
"The edge is lined with obsidian, the sharpest rock in the world." The three fillies walked over to them with bundles of jewels.
"What's obsidian?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Obsidian is volcanic rock that's been hardened and melted down. Think of it as volcanic glass." He said as he put the knife back into it's sheath.
"Where'd you get it?"
"I made it while I was visiting Pompeii. A city notorious for it's volcano and is loaded with the stuff. I was helping some miners move some rocks when I found a diamond cluster. I took it as payment and melted it down with some iron, fused it with a few obsidian shards and presto." He said with a smile. "I got one of the strongest knives ever made." He said with a smile.
"Where did ya learn how to make things like that?" Scootaloo asked.
"I took a blacksmithing class and learned how to make weapons, armor and all other things like that." He said as he picked up the shovel and started to dig. He soon hit a hard surface and scraped the dirt away. His eyes grew wide as he saw the massive gem. "Rarity you gotta see this."
"By the goddess! That's the biggest amethyst I've ever seen!" She yelled as the three fillies trotted up next to her. Their jaws dropped as Isaac began to dig around it. "It must be at least three feet long!" Isaac grabbed the pick axe and shoved the end underneath the space he had made. The three fillies hopped down with shovels in hand and helped the human rock the jewel from it's place.
"Okay girls together on three. One.....Two...Three!" He yelled as the four of them made the massive rock come loose. "Hey Rarity, can you lift this thing up with your magic?" He asked at he and the three fillies began to pant.
"I'll try." She said as her horn flared and she raised her hands. Isaac felt the massive rock shift and rise from the hole. Rarity struggled to concentrate and dropped the rock just outside the hole. "There, but I won't be able to get it back to town like this." She said as she panted and leaned against the gem. Isaac and the girls got out of the hole and walked over to the white mare.
"Good thing we got the cart then." He said as he walked over to the wagon.
"Can you handle that thing? I don't want you to strain your back." The white mare said in a nervous voice.
"Nah, humans are durable. I may need a hand getting it moving though." He said as he picked up the handle and started to push. The three fillies did the same on the rear end and eventually got the cart rolling. Isaac let out a sigh as he found a steady pace and walked back into town. As they found them selves surrounded by familiar building Rarity walked up next to the human.
"Do the males in your world wear jewelry?"
"Some do. I wear my watch and class ring if I'm going to meet with someone important." He said as he let out a breath.
"What type of gem is in the ring?"
"My birthstone; Amethyst." Rarity blinked and looked back at the massive rock and then back to the human.
"Birthstone?" She said in confusion.
"For every month theres a gem that coincides with it. Emeralds are for May, Amber is for August and Amethyst is for February."
"Does it do anything?" Scootaloo asked.
"Not really, some believe that they'll bring good luck or something like that. It's mostly a guideline to figure out your Zodiac."
"What's a Zodiac?" Applebloom asked as she joined the conversation.
"It's a star sign. Every birthday is born under a different star sign where I'm from."
"Cool so what's yours?"
"Mine is a little tricky because I'm born on a cusp." He said as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"A what?"
"It's when one sign ends and another begins. So I guess I have two."
"What are they?"
"Pieces and Aquarius.Think of the Zodiac signs as Cutie Marks, they help describe someones personality." He said with a shrug.
"That's cool!" Sweetie Belle said as they pulled beside the fancy boutique. Rarity levitated the large rock off of the cart and into her house. She cam back out with a smile on her face.
"I can't thank you enough darling."
"It's no problem." He said as he cracked his back.
"Oh no. I wouldn't have been able to get that monster out of the ground without your help. I insist that... IDEA!" She said as she raced back into the boutique leaving the human standing at the door. She returned with a nice white collard shirt and a par of jet black pants. I was working on these for a client and he canceled at the last minute, they're not fit to your size specifically but it's close enough. She said with a warm smile.
"Thanks Rarity, I appreciate it." He said as she put the clothed in a bag and handed them to the human. Isaac gave her a smile and put the bag i the back of the cart and started to head back towards the farm with Applebloom riding in the back.
"Can ah ask you something?" She said as she looked at the human.
"Sure, what's up?"
"Are you mah sisters' boyfriend?" Isaac looked at the filly in in surprise.
"No. What gave you that idea?"
"She talks about you a lot."
"To who?"
"That's the weird thing, she talks to herself." She said as she shrugged.
"So? Everyone does that."
"She just sounds weird when she does it though." Applebloom said as she scratched her chin. "The other night I heard her talking to her self and some loud moaning coming from her room. I listened closer and I swear I heard her say your name. I wanted to see if she was okay but her door was locked." Isaacs face turned crimson as the image of the orange mare pleasuring herself to him filled his mind.
"Hasn't she told you that eaves dropping is rude?"
"Yeah, I know. She's just been acting weird is all. Do you know why?"
"Nope, no idea. It's probably a personal issue." He said as he stopped in front of the barn where he saw Mac about to close the massive doors. "Hey Mac, just returning some tool I borrowed." He said as he picked up the muddy shovel and made his way into the barn and left the tools in their proper places. As he walked by Mac the red stallion smelled the humans odor.
"Um Isaac ah don't mean to cause offense but ya need a shower." Mac said as he closed his nose with his fingers.
"Sorry, jewel hunting is hard work." He said with a weak grin.
"Ya can use our shower if ya want." Mac said as he pointed inside.
"I couldn't ask ya for-"
"It's no trouble. Do ya have a change of clothes?"
"Yeah, Rarity just gave me some." He said as he held up the bag.
"Good, upstairs last door on the hall." He said as Isaac nodded and made his way into the house. As the human walked upstairs his mind was filled with thought's fighting with one another.
She likes me like that?
Shut up. Don't even think about it!
But do I-
NO! She's a Pony for Christ sakes.
So? Aloe and Lotus said their cousin is dating a Griffin. Spike and Rarity seem to be doing fine so why the HELL shouldn't I at least try to have a relationship?
THEY AREN'T HUMAN!
I noticed, but they do have human features and-. He was cut off as he opened the bathroom door and saw the soaking wet orange mare step out of the shower. Applejack's face turned crimson and her brain seemed to stop. Isaac had never seen her with her hair down. The water made her golden mane stick to her orange body. The humans face turned bright red and his jaw hit the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN HERE?" She yelled as she reached for a towel. Isaac snapped out of the trance and slammed the door shut.
"Sorry!" He yelled as he walked back down the hallway. He took shelter in the kitchen until he heard the bathroom door open and close again. He snuck by the orange mares room and quickly made his way into the bathroom. He started it off cold to smother his arousal and started to switch it to warm water. He let out a sigh as the warm water washed away the layer of dirt that he had accumulated from his jewel expedition. As he dried himself off he looked over the ensemble Rarity had given him. A white short sleeve collared shirt with red stripes reaching from the shoulders to the sleeve ends. The pants were dark blue with a red stripe going down the right leg. He threw on the apparel and stuffed his dirty clothes in the bag and walked out of the hose in silence.
As Isaac cleared Sweet Apple Acres a familiar cyan blur landed next to him. "Hey dude, hows your birthday been so far?" She asked with a smile.
"Can't complain. Went jewel hunting and got some new clothes." He said as he looked at his ensemble.Isaac smiled at her and noticed that she was wearing a sleek black dress that ended at her mid thighs. She was wearing a pair of black shoes the reached up to her ankles.
"Why are you so dressed up?" He asked as he looked at her outfit. They Pegasus's face instantly turned bright red.
"What I don't look good?" She asked as she struck a pose.
"No, you look great." He said as he hid his blush.
"Thanks. You look nice too." She said with a small grin.
"Where are you going anyway?"
"The library." She said in a flat tone.
"Why?"
"Um...Twi's got the new Daring Do book and I wanted to get an early copy."
"And you got all dressed up for that?" He said as he raised an eyebrow.
"So?" The mare tried to think of something clever but just let out a sigh as they neared the massive tree. As the two entered the lights flicked on to reveal a group of mares with smiles on their faces with a banner in the back round reading 'Happy Birthday.' The ponies yelled the phrase as Isaac felt a smile creep across his face. He looked over at Rainbow who had a smug grin on her face.
"Let me guess, Pinkie?"
"Yup."
"So that's why Rarity needed my help with jewel hunting. Should have seen that one coming."
"Okay enough talking you two LET'S PARTY!" She said as the music flared and the drinks began to flow. Isaac noticed that Soarin, Big Mac and a few other stallions had shown up to the humans surprise. The human let out a sigh and made his way over to Applejack who had a mug of cider in her hand. She quickly pulled her hat down over her face to hide her blush.
"Hey AJ can we talk?"
"About what?" She asked as she sipped her drink.
"About what happened at the farm." He said with a small blush. Applejack spat out the drink in surprise. Isaac gave her a napkin and she wiped her face.
"Thanks."
"I just want to apologize for walking in on you like that. I should've knocked." He said as he wiped his face with a towel.
"It's fine. Ah know you'd never peep on me like that. It did take you a while to close the door though." She said as she glared at the man.
"I was like a deer in headlights!" He protested.
"What?"
"Human term. I mean I was just shocked and my brain froze." Applejack had a sly grin creep across her face.
"So I'm that bad to look at am I?" Isaac felt his face flare up.
"No, you didn't look bad. I was just surprised how you looked so-" Isaac paused before he continued.
"So what?" She asked as she leaned in and tipped her hat up.
"Human." He said as he let out a gulp. The farmer felt her heart skip a beat and her face turned bright red.
"Th-thanks. Ah think."
"Again I'm sorry-" Applejack put a finger to his lips before he said another word.
"It's alright sugar cube. No harm done, just be sure to at least buy me a drink first next time." She said with a wink. The mare removed her finger and walked over to Rainbow and Ditzy. Isaac' brain seemed to go blank as he slowly walked over to Twilight who was chatting with Lyra.
"Hey Isaac enjoying the party?" Lyra asked.
"Yeah it's great. I'm a little surprised to see so many stallions here though." He said as he looked around the room.
"Why?" Lyra asked as she sipped her drink.
"Aloe and Lotus told me that the ratio was one stallion for every ten mares." The two unicorns looked at one another and started to giggle. "What?"
"Man those two must have wanted you bad." Lyra said with a laugh.
"While this is a matriarch society the ratio isn't that drastic." Twilight said with a smile.
"What?"
"The ratio is more like seven to three."
"Then why haven't I seen too many stallions around town?"
"They just left because most of the mares go into heat around this time."
"I keep hearing that term. What does 'heat cycle' mean?" He asked as he made quotation marks with his fingers. Lyra started to whistle to herself while Twilight rubbed her head.
"Okay, once every few months mares go through their heat cycle. It makes them more sexually active than usual. So most stallions skip town and try to avoid being hounded by all the mares in Ponyville." Isaac nodded his head.
"Wait, why didn't most of them go after me then?"
"Probably because you're a different species and you intimidated them." Lyra explained.
"Apparently not everyone feels that way." He said as the memory of his session with the twins came back to him. He looked over to see the two spa ponies make their way to him. "Speaking of which." He said as he looked at them straight in the eye.
"Look Isaac we just wanted to apologize for our behavior the other day." Aloe said in a low tone.
"Our heat cycle was particularly bad this year. It was extremely unprofessional and we shouldn't have tried to force ourselves on you like that." Lotus said as she adverted her eyes.
"Twilight also tells me that the ratio is seven to three, when you said it was nine to one."
"Did we say that? Again, we're sorry." Isaac let out a sigh and nodded his head.
"It's fine you two weren't the first ones to try to get me into bed against my will." He said as he poured himself and the mares a drink. The spa ponies smiled at him and took the glasses. "Let's just bury the hatchet." He said as they clanged glasses and drank. The drink continued to flow as Isaac challenged Soarin to an arm wrestling match which Isaac won but lost miserably to Big Mac. Isaac introduced the ponies to beer pong which ended with the human and the cyan mare beating the farmer and party animal.
Soon the ponies began to leave the library leaving Isaac and the other mares in a drunken state. Isaac slowly got to his feet and smirked at the sleeping mares. He walked over to Twilight's desk and withdrew a black marker. "I really shouldn't, but on the other hand I'll never get another chance like this again." He said as he drew a monocle over Pinkie's right eye. When he was done he capped the marker and marveled at his work. Twilight had a tic tack toe board on her right cheek. Spike had a French mustache drawn over his scales while Rarity who was asleep on his chest had a drawn on unibrow. Fluttershy was left untouched while Applejack had a goatee on her face. As Isaac stepped away Twilight had turned over and wrapped her arms around the orange mare. Isaac pulled out his phone and took a quick snapshot.
As he made his way upstairs he looked back at the five mares and dragon. He rubbed his eyes and recounted. He shrugged as his brain tried to recount the graffitied mares. He opened his door and removed his shirt as his brain clicked. "Wait. Wheres Rain-" He was cut off as a soft object tackled him on the bed. He looked up to see the cyan mare straddling him and looking at him with a seductive look in her eye. "What are you-" He was cut off as she pressed her lips against his. Isaac felt the mares tongue feel around inside of his mouth. Isaac returned the gesture and felt his member pressing against his jeans. Rainbow broke the kiss and let out a breath.
"Wow AJ wasn't kidding you are good." She said as she got off of the human.
"Thank's not so bad yourself." He said as he tried to sit up but his arm slipped and fell on his back against the bed. He looked up to see Rainbow removing her sleek dress and throwing it on the floor. Isaac felt his jaw drop at the mares toned body and felt his heart rate increase as she walked closer and crawled over his body like a cat. She locked lips with him a second time and let out a moan of pleasure as her wings stood at full attention. Rainbow broke the kiss and reached down and stroked his clothed member. She smirked and unbuttoned his pants making his member pop out of his boxers.
"Looks like someone wants to get naughty." She said in a seductive tone. Isaac could barely keep focus as the mare positioned herself above his groin.
"Rainbow I don't think that-" He was cut off as the mare started to massage his shaft.
"I don't see the reason why we shouldn't you're hot, I'm hot and don't act like you're not enjoying this." She said she stopped rubbing the shaft.
"But, you're a pony and-"
"So? Spike is a dragon and he's going out with Rarity." She said as she positioned herself over his erect cock.
"But-" He was cut off as the mare slowly slid his shaft inside of her. Rainbow let out a moan of pleasure as she slowly began to move up and down. Isaac could feel his member being squeezed by Dash's tight slit. He returned the action with an upward thrust causing Rainbow to cry out in ecstasy.
"Oh fuck that feels good." She said as she began to thrust harder. Isaac smirked and flipped the mare on her back so he was on top of her. He pressed his lips against her and pushed his tongue into her wanting lips. He began to caress her breast in his palm making her go wild in passion. He pushed deeper inside of the mare who was close to a climax. "Please don't stop." She said in a pleading voice. Isaac continued the motions as he felt her walls clamp around his member trying to squeeze out it's prize. The mare wrapped her legs and hands around the human as she flipped so she was back on top of him. Isaac placed his hands on the mares waist and began to thrust faster. "Isaac I'm gonna-" Her words came to late as her slit grew tighter and Isaac felt the mares fluids coat his shaft. He increased his thrusts and felt a pressure build inside of him. " Just like that. Harder!" Rainbow said as she began to pant.
"Dash I'm gonna-"
"Don't stop!" She said as she felt her eyes roll back. Isaac doubled his rate. Isaac felt instinct took over and gave a final thrust as he released into the mare causing her to cry out in passion. Rainbow slid herself off the man and collapsed panting on his chest. Isaac looked down and saw that there was blood coming from the mare's pussy.
"Dash are you a-"
"Not anymore." She said as she nuzzled his chest and closed her eyes.Rainbow smiled and drifted off to sleep in the man's embrace. Isaac felt the adrenaline wear off and felt his body beginning to relax. His eyes felt heavy and let sleep take him with the cyan mare in his arms. Rainbow's eyes opened for a second and let out a sigh. "Too bad I can't have you all to myself." She said as she felt sleep take her.