Bang! Bang! Bang!
Mu was already in a certain "state" at this moment.
After Black Zetsu crossed the river for a while, Mu, gasping for breath, caught up.
When he saw Black Zetsu, who could cross the river just by holding a piece of wood, Mu completely lost his composure.
First, he carried Madara and walked as fast as flying, then he drifted a hundred miles in a donkey cart, then he leaped across Tanxi on horseback, and now he was crossing the river with a single piece of wood, like a black fish in the waves.
No wonder Black Zetsu could succeed in the end.
With such perseverance, he could achieve anything!
This Black Zetsu is also a divine being...
"Black Zetsu is truly a remarkable man!" Mu said from the bottom of his heart.
Splash! Splash!
The river was turbulent, and water splashed everywhere.
It was the flood season, and Black Zetsu was tightly holding the wood, carrying Uchiha Madara, and struggling to cross the hundred-meter-wide river.
Black Zetsu looked back and saw Mu standing on the riverbank, staring at him in shock. Black Zetsu revealed a mischievous smile.
"Mu! You want to contend with me! You're still a few millennia too early!"
"Do you know why I rode a donkey cart?"
"Because you were walking!" Black Zetsu swam while holding the wood, turning back to shout at Mu.
"Black Zetsu! You motherfucker!" Black Zetsu's words made Mu, who usually disliked using foul language, burst into curses.
"Hehe! My mom is in heaven, go if you dare!" Black Zetsu continued to swim with a mischievous smile.
(PS: Kaguya is sealed in a separate dimension.)
Mu looked at the turbulent river. He wanted to imitate Black Zetsu and cross with a single piece of wood, but his stamina and endurance were insufficient to support him across the river.
He had been running and chasing all night.
If he crossed the river now, his life would be in danger. If Black Zetsu got to the shore first, that guy would definitely block him there.
Mu's eyes watched Black Zetsu and Uchiha Madara, who were moving further and further away.
Including this time, he and Uchiha Madara had faced each other four times.
The first time was in Konoha, the second time was catching the Nine-Tailed, the third time was the group encirclement, and the fourth time was this.
Each time, he had the advantage, and Uchiha Madara was frustrated.
At this moment, Uchiha Madara, who was crossing the river, vaguely woke up.
"You are the first to force me, Uchiha Madara, into such a predicament. This time, you win..." Madara stared at Mu on the distant shore, a flicker of unwillingness in his eyes.
The two looked at each other from afar.
A sense of destiny intertwined between them.
"We will fight again..." x2 Mu and Uchiha Madara murmured in unison.
"And you, you beast!" Mu glared fiercely at the donkey cart beside him.
He felt an inexplicable surge of anger whenever he saw this donkey.
If it weren't for this donkey cart, he would have caught them long ago.
The donkey had run for so long that it was almost exhausted, its tongue hanging out, its Byakugan showing, its four legs limp, lying on the ground, panting heavily.
Mu directly picked up a stone nearby and smashed it hard on the donkey's head!
Puff!
"Ugh!"
The donkey let out a tragic cry and died instantly.
The dead donkey: "Hahahaha! Running slowly means death, running fast also means death. Is this fate? Interesting, interesting, truly interesting, hahaha..."
Mu was almost starving to death, so he immediately started a fire, butchered the donkey meat, and filled his stomach.
About three hours later.
At this time, another person came riding a simplified Ninja World version of a bicycle, also almost exhausted like a dog.
Mu looked up, slightly puzzled.
Who is this person?
"Ninja-sama, where's my donkey?" Shoko Yamamoto asked pitifully.
Mu was stunned, his mouth, which was chewing donkey meat, paused for a moment.
"Is this your donkey?" Mu asked, pointing at the sizzling, oily donkey meat roasting on the fire.
"Ah?! How did my donkey turn into chunks of meat?!" Shoko Yamamoto looked, and it was like a bolt from the blue. He had pedaled his bicycle all night, only for his donkey to turn into chunks of meat.
Shoko Yamamoto immediately knelt on the ground and wailed.
"Wuwuwu!! My donkey cart! This is how I make a living!"
"Wuwuwu! How can I live without my donkey! I bought this with a loan, and I haven't paid off the loan yet, wuwuwu!"
"Ninja-sama, you must compensate me!" Shoko Yamamoto, with snot and tears, hugged Mu's leg and wailed.
Mu heard this and felt an inexplicable surge of anger.
If it weren't for your donkey cart, I would have caught those two guys long ago.
And now you want me to compensate you? You dare ask me for compensation?
"I'll compensate you for nothing! My head is already spinning!"
"Your donkey ruined my big plan. If the Fourth Great Ninja War breaks out in the future, you'll be fully responsible!"
"You still dare to ask me for compensation? It's good enough that I haven't sent you to the Ninja World Military Tribunal. Remember to bring your donkey cart when the trial begins!"
Facing Mu's rapid-fire words, Shoko Yamamoto's mind was blank.
What? You're saying the Fourth Great Ninja War has something to do with me?
Me? I'm not even a Ninja.
Tell me, what does the Fourth Great Ninja War have to do with me?
Why should I be responsible?
Shoko Yamamoto didn't understand. He only knew that his donkey, which he relied on for a living, was gone, and he still had to pay off the loan for the cart.
"Wuwuwu! You Ninjas don't care about the lives of us commoners, wuwuwu! Heavens! Six Paths Sage! Please open your eyes and see, wuwuwu~~~" Shoko Yamamoto cried loudly.
"Sigh~" Mu looked helpless, slowly helping Shoko up: "You chased all night, so you must be hungry, right? Since it's come to this, let's eat first!"
"Wuwuwu.... Okay....." Shoko Yamamoto cried while tearfully eating two large bowls of donkey meat.
It was so delicious!!
On the other side, Mu quickly wrote a letter to the Iwagakure army stationed within the Land of Fire.
During the last Great Ninja War, Mu had already deployed hundreds of Iwagakure troops, stationed in the previously occupied territory of the Land of Fire.
A moment later, the Iwagakure garrison, upon receiving the letter, immediately dispatched several Ninjas to this location.
"Commander of the Iwagakure Forces in Fire, Jonin Moroi, greets Tsuchikage-sama!" A Jonin wearing an Iwagakure vest led a group of Ninjas and knelt on one knee.
Although the few of them didn't understand why Mu would appear here, the Tsuchikage was their highest leader, so they rushed over immediately.
Shoko Yamamoto, startled, quickly stood up.
Then he looked at Mu with shock and reverence. Could this person really be the Tsuchikage?
For a moment, Shoko Yamamoto couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.
In his eyes, even the team leader of their town's caravan was an unattainable figure, let alone a Kage-level individual.
There were only five Kage in the entire Ninja World!
He never expected that the person in front of him was one of them!
"Did you bring the item?" Mu asked in a deep voice.
Moroi dared not neglect in the slightest, quickly pulling a silver bill from the Land of Lightning from his Pregnant and carefully handing it to Mu.
Mu expressionlessly took the silver bill.
He then handed it to Shoko Yamamoto, who was standing beside him.
At the same time, he said faintly: "This is compensation for me eating your donkey. This silver bill is enough to buy you dozens of donkeys."
After speaking, Mu turned and left with the group of Ninjas without looking back, leaving Shoko Yamamoto standing alone in a daze.
Shoko Yamamoto stared blankly at the silver bill in his hand, his expression instantly undergoing a drastic change.
The initial shock and fear quickly dissipated like clouds dispelled by sunlight, replaced by uncontrollable ecstasy.
"Hahahaha!" Shoko Yamamoto suddenly burst into laughter, his laughter echoing in the air.
"I thought it was a sudden misfortune, but I never expected that the God of Wealth had descended before me! I wouldn't mind if such good fortune came ten more times!"
He laughed and gesticulated, having already forgotten that he had just lost a donkey.
"Thank you, Milord! Long live Milord! You are simply a living Bodhisattva, so kind-hearted!" Shoko Yamamoto was overjoyed.
He quickly kowtowed several times towards the direction Mu had left, to express his gratitude.