[Brain Storage]
"Ding—The strongest exchange system is binding…"
"Detecting host information…"
[Host: Zhou Fan][Gender: Male][Race: Human]
"Host information mismatch detected. Modifying host body…"
"Who's talking…"
The constant beeping sound woke Zhou Fan up.
With blurred eyes, he opened them.
When he saw the scene in front of him, he immediately froze.
The surrounding space was pitch black.
The only source of light was the system panel in front of him.
Who am I?Where am I?Wasn't I just drinking and chatting with my buddies? How did I end up here after going to the bathroom?Could this be the bar's new theme?!
Before he could figure out what happened, a new message popped up on the system panel.
Right after, a mechanical voice echoed in his ears:
"Host body modification successful!"
"Host information updated."
[Host: Zhou Fan][Gender: Male][Race: Blue Silver Emperor (Awakening not yet complete)]
"System binding successful. Beginning reincarnation for the host. Reincarnation world: Douluo Continent."
Zhou Fan snapped back to his senses upon hearing the system's announcement and smiled self-mockingly.
"Haha, how much did I drink? I'm having hallucinations…"
Then, he lost consciousness again…
"Tang San, martial soul Blue Silver Grass, useless martial soul…"
"Useless martial soul?"
Under the vast blue sky, there was a small village.
At the entrance of the village, there stood a large stone tablet.
The stone tablet looked plain, with only some traces of age and a distinct palm print on it.
Not far from the stone tablet, a young boy sat under a tree, deep in thought.
After a while, the boy raised his right hand.
Suddenly, a faint blue light glowed in his palm.
Then, a small, vibrant grass appeared in his hand.
The grass was a rich green, with three tender leaves, and blue veins ran across them.
It was quite ornamental.
"Today, I'll leave the village for the Soul Master Academy. I wonder what the academy will be like…"
The boy stared at the Blue Silver Grass in his hand, his thoughts drifting.
Suddenly…
The Blue Silver Grass in his hand moved.
The three tender leaves stretched out, as if it were yawning.
"Hmm… that was a nice nap!"
"Huh? Where am I? Did I drink too much and end up sleeping on the street again?"
Zhou Fan looked around in confusion. The environment seemed strange to him.
When he turned his head, he met the boy's surprised gaze, and the atmosphere immediately fell into silence.
After a moment…
"Hey, kid, do you know where this is? I'm a bit lost."
Zhou Fan scratched his nose and asked.
However, the boy seemed not to hear him, muttering to himself:
"Grass…"
"Hey hey hey, if you're not going to talk, fine, but why curse? What's with the low-quality behavior from kids nowadays?"
Zhou Fan shot an annoyed glance at the boy before looking around again.
"What is this place? It looks like some backwater village…"
Just as he turned around, he heard the boy muttering behind him:
"My martial soul Blue Silver Grass seems a bit strange…"
Martial soul?Blue Silver Grass?
Zhou Fan immediately turned back, realizing that the boy was staring at him in amazement.
It was then that Zhou Fan noticed something very strange about his perspective.
The boy's head was so huge!
He looked down and suddenly gasped.
He was terrified to find that, at some point, his body had transformed into a blade of grass!
"I must still be dreaming. Yeah, I haven't woken up yet…"
He quickly closed his eyes and opened them again.
But in front of him, there were still two tender green tendrils.
Hiss—
He closed his eyes, opened them again.
Closed eyes, opened them again.
Eyes open.
…
Eventually, he confirmed he wasn't dreaming.
He really had become a blade of grass.
A wild grass that no one cared about.
The realization was hard to accept.
A wave of frustration flooded him, and he finally let out an angry shout:
"Grass!!!"
He didn't know what had happened, or why he had turned into grass.
But the events before him were crushing him, a pure, innocent man in despair.
He hadn't even enjoyed the pleasures of being a man yet, and now he had turned into a blade of grass?!Suddenly, he remembered what the boy had said earlier.
Martial soul? Blue Silver Grass?
So, this was the Douluo world?
With that thought, he looked up at the boy, ready to speak, when his vision suddenly darkened.
"Huh? Who turned off the lights?"
Then he heard a conversation.
"Xiao San, so you're here, why the serious look? Want to talk about it with Grandpa Jack?"
"Grandpa Jack, I'm fine."
"Haha, alright, have you packed everything? Let's go."
"Hmm, I've packed."
Xiao San, Grandpa Jack?Zhou Fan's heart skipped a beat.
So the boy from earlier was the main character of Douluo Dalu—Tang San!
And not only had he turned into Blue Silver Grass, but he had also become Tang San's martial soul?!
What kind of magical beginning is this?
How could an eight-foot-tall man like him be used as a tool by the sewer rat protagonist?!
"No way! I have to find a way to escape Tang San and turn back into a human!"
Zhou Fan frantically searched for a way out.
But everything around him was just darkness.
After a while, he gave up.
"That's it, I'm done for. Looks like I'm stuck in Tang San's grip for life."
Zhou Fan sat down hopelessly, with only the faint glow of his body offering some small comfort.
Looking at his tender green tendrils, he shouted out in frustration:
"Why is it that when other people reincarnate or transmigrate, they either become ancient emperors or genius youths, but I'm just a blade of grass?!"
"And I don't even get a system like everyone else!"
"Yeah, if I had a system, I wouldn't have ended up like this."
"My life is so bitter…"
Zhou Fan vented his inner dissatisfaction.
Suddenly!
A flash of something crossed his mind.
Wait a minute!
Zhou Fan stood up abruptly, as if he had remembered something.
Before, he had heard something about a system, about reincarnation.
And he had even seen an attribute panel!
So, maybe he did have a system!
Thinking this, he immediately asked in his mind:
"System? Are you there?"
Soon after, a mechanical voice responded:
"Ding—Not here."
It's real!!!Zhou Fan's eyes lit up, completely ignoring the system's sarcastic reply.
"System, hurry up! Turn me back into a human or send me back! I don't want to be a blade of grass!"
"Ding—This system cannot do that."
Zhou Fan: …
"What can you do then?"
"Host, discussing such sensitive topics will fail the review."
Zhou Fan: ━┳━━┳━
"System, I'll give you one more chance to organize your words."
Zhou Fan threw a hammer (which he didn't know where he got it from) in frustration and spoke with a stern tone.
"Ding—The host can collect directed negative emotion values from the target—Tang San. The emotion values can be exchanged for items in the system store."
"Ding—Congratulations, the host has received the newbie gift pack: [Level 91 Title Douluo] External Incarnation."
"Hmph, at least you're being smart…"
This passage features Zhou Fan's humorous and frustrating transformation into Blue Silver Grass, and his interaction with the world of Douluo Dalu as he tries to figure out how to regain his human form. It's a fun mix of self-awareness, comedy, and absurdity often found in web novels about reincarnation and transmigration.
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