"This is 'generous'," Heena corrected. "I'm taking care of a pregnant woman. Providing shelter, food, exercise, supervision. I'm practically a humanitarian."
"You removed her mattress!"
"Back support."
"You're feeding her horse food!"
"Nutritious organic meals."
"You assigned the most terrifying woman in the palace to supervise her!"
"Experienced childcare specialist."
"She's sleeping under a GRASS ROOF!"
"Excellent ventilation and natural lighting."
The System stared at his host with a mixture of horror and admiration.
"You're going to hell, Host."
"Already been there," Heena said brightly. "It had better amenities than Seraphina's current situation, but I made do."
She returned to reading Martha's report with undisguised glee:
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''DAILY REPORT ON LADY SERAPHINA'S CARE''
'Submitted by: Martha, Senior Supervisor'
''DAY 1:''
'Morning:'
- Subject complained about accommodations, specifically mentioning "no mattress," "smell of horses," and "is this a joke?"
