Su Nian stated this calmly.
Sister Xu's expression began to crack. She gritted her teeth, her face a mask of shock and disbelief. "What did you say? I don't think I heard you right!"
Su Nian picked up a peach and sighed. "You've been possessed by a Pig Demon."
[Pigs can become demons?]
[What's so strange about that? A rock once gave birth to a child.]
[A rock gave birth to a child? What's that about? How have I never heard that story?]
[It gave birth to a monkey, duh!]
Hearing Su Nian repeat herself, Sister Xu was forced to believe the utterly absurd statement.
"Did you meet anyone strange a month or two ago? This person would have been fair-skinned and plump, eaten a lot, and had terrible taste, but you probably got along well with them."
Sister Xu thought for a moment, then slowly shook her head. "No, I haven't met anyone like that."
Su Nian frowned. Before she could speak, she saw Sister Xu hesitate.
"Well... I think I might have."
