Zhao Rui was filled with apprehension.
The computer booted up and recognized the USB drive. A moment later, a glaring warning flashed on the screen: "Virus detected. 1, 2..."
Damn it!
Zhao Rui's face darkened. 'Delete it!'
'It's just a virus, after all.'
"Yin-Yang Great Sorrow Poem—This film is proudly presented by Universal Pictures..."
The story begins in the Tianqi Period. Corrupt eunuchs held power, and the people suffered greatly. A Female Knight, having mastered unparalleled Martial Arts, vowed to eliminate this scourge and destroy the eunuch cabal for the good of the people...
Zhao Rui took a deep breath, fighting the urge to smash his computer. He forced himself to be "patient" and watch the entire "masterpiece" of a porn flick, complete with its rollercoaster plot and a heroine who made many... sacrifices.
"Thanks for watching!"
As the movie ended, the screen went black. The media player automatically returned to its home screen.
'That's it?'
