so it came time for my execution via electric chair i got to drink a yohoe and have a pbj because apparently that's what the priest of the purifiers said was my favorite it may also have to do with the fact that they are supposedly poisons to mutants but i personally think some pore mutant was allergic to penult butter and that's why the purifiers said that oh yeah the chair is comfy like any normal hospital chair and its honestly a nice room you think i would be scared at this point but who cares the doctor - the new one says i am messed up and i seem to be apathetic to my own death but i mean who would care if they've already died? oh here is the good part the guards put a towel or a thing in my mouth so i wouldn't scream then they flicked the LIGHTSWITCH so i could see the victims i left behind and apparently i have a grandfather at least that's what the first row looks like the "family" area bzzt thooooom my head spins as i scream into the bandana apparently it hurts to get shocked so much and when i open my eyes I'm sitting looking at my charred corpse near what i assume is my gramps "hey gramps how you" i start to say as the police officer with the family's spots me and makes a flying jump over the pews slamming me to the ground I'm not resisting officer please stop i say trying to joke to the officer who clearly doesn't find it funny so apparently i can clone myself? or can respawn? ehh doesn't matter there trying lethal ejection this time on me / my clone? they wheeled my corpse out earlier? so negatives i feel pain positives i now know my power? negative i cant use it unless i die? so they tried injection this time and it turns out my original body was just fine as they lit it on fire and i began screaming i mean in those furnaces the cremators whew man my brain is fried ha ha ha get it electrocution? yup well my clone flatlined and yes they did check so my clone can die i asked one of the officers to give me a mark or something so i could see which one of me is the original and he just said they were gonna move me to a better facility for this a military one and that's how i checked of firing squad which stung and even guiaten it does turn out though that it gets boring them trying to kill me oh well we tried gass like carbon monoxide mustard gas and even acid
Aug. 16 they've quit trying to kill me but apparently I've got a reputation as the immortal one ? or some such drivel and you could say i have a occult following because and you probably guessed it the purifiers or as I'm starting to call them the glorifiers have begun to show up every day to "greet me" hemlock cocaine meth weed heroine iodine uranium and some other fun ways like sniper and anti tank rounds along with a bomb or two Islamic style were tried but i haven't died yet which is cool also i or me collectively has been 8 or so so far yes my clones can die but apparently when you wake up and say oh i should drink more coolade you die quick for those that dont know thats a popular way cults have pepole kill themselves in the us so the phrase dont drink the coolade works oh and you can make some sweet cash from saying or doing duranged things "apparently" i dont personally know i but i have a clone that says i started drinking the blood i spat up last time i "died " and thats cool but you know whats cooler posibly getting mulched because the goverment has been gitting some heat for keeping me in prison for so long and just tryna kill me aparently the glorifyers or purifyers keep putting a bounty on me but every time i die they cellebrate and then bang im back and there a couple bucks shorter CRASH
well they moved me to a tower in the woods which is not the best but hey they said theyed leave me here till i was 16
one year later
crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a tower an iorn tower with rats and the rats
he he he
no i dont go crazy havent yet i think i mean i always have a me to talk to ??? i think the original eight died but i am alive and figured out how to summon one more and apparently thats all i can do intentionaly without someone tryina kill me but hey pluss side im 17 so they took me skydiveing without a paratute into a volcano? eh it was cool aparently the lighter you are the more likely you are to float on the top and blaming a mutant for the eruption of mount saint hellins is easy also i heard iorn man is allive and well and i have a new freind a blind lawyer who says hell surve the state for neglect or abuse or somthing but i just dont care i have had a wild life swiming with sharks while having cuts near bears before mating season almost any toxen or poision emagitable and they even gave me some pink fluffy cuffs with a blue light so yeah wish fufilled and paparatzi take photos of the "skeleton of alkatraz " the prison isnt alcatraz but thats what they call me a mutant who doesent die and triggerd the eruption of a volcano oh and i saw a young clark kent who interveiwed me for a school newspaper that was cool
18
ugh i thought it would take me more but im bored theyve stabed me shot me blown me up and i feel like an expendable
19
they set me free after years of death or forced rest and i got restetution cause of unusual punishment and such also i quit having skeletons or clones i guess thats just how i look the sad thing is my grandpa died the one i never knew because you know prison but they did figure out my sister is alive and thats part of how i got set free she is some mutant who can controll fire? or radiation was her name angelica or amelia ??? i still have issues remembering my family or who they were its been to long oh but i did get a new car a van i can live in and a house although it was filled with random crap from some renters who didint get kicked out sinse my grandpa kicked the bucket