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Chapter 168 - Singing a Song I Recently Wrote for Everyone

The legend returns.

With the truth revealed, Lingdian immediately contacted The Number One White Under Heaven and released a special feature.

Its title: 'The Legend Returns', personally written by Editor-in-Chief 567.

"Do you still remember that line, "When the world slander me"?

Do you still remember, "A man should kill"?

Do you still remember, "When my flowers bloom, all others fade"?

Do you still remember, "The King of the West says: kill, kill, kill"?

Three years ago, the legend left with the words, "People have joys and sorrows, partings and reunions, just as the moon waxes and wanes. No feast lasts forever."

Three years later, the legend returns with a new masterpiece under the name Nirvana, declaring, "Do not bully the poor youth."

Who is the legend?

The legend is Nirvana.

No 

The legend is The Number One White Under Heaven reborn through Nirvana.

We proudly recommend The Number One White Under Heaven's latest work: 'Sword Breaks the Heavens'."

The moment this feature was released, the entire web novel world was shaken.

Who is The Number One White Under Heaven?

He is the author of 'How a Bad Guy Is Made'.

He is the creator of noob-style writing.

He is the teacher of countless noob-style authors.

He is the legend who, as a level-0 newcomer, crushed level-7 veterans.

He is the record holder for top sales on Mobile Reading.

He is the undefeated war god who carried Lingdian on his back.

He is also a great poet.

And he is a legend who vanished for three years.

Now 

The legend has returned.

Feilong Jianghu.

"Holy shit, it really is The Number One White Under Heaven!"

"My god, our White Boss is back!"

"I'm crying… 'The Legend Returns' gave me chills."

"Liu Er, you're a god, you don't need to delete your account anymore."

"I should've realized who else could return with a line like 'Do not bully the poor youth'?"

"Now I finally understand why The Number One White Under Heaven became a legend."

"Three years ago, his noob-style writing pushed web novels to new heights. But over those three years, it also trapped the entire industry. No one could break free. And yet… the one who shattered that system is still him. No wonder Editor-in-Chief 567 said: he built it, and he broke it. Truly, the number one in web novels."

Aspiring Writers Group.

"Thirty-Two, do you know what the most powerful recommendation on Lingdian is?"

"What, homepage banner?"

"No."

"Then homepage feature?"

"Nope."

"What the hell, how is that not it?"

"Relax. Log in, and you'll see."

Curious, Thirty-Two opened Lingdian.

Suddenly 

A pop-up appeared.

"Holy shit… Lingdian actually used a pop-up recommendation."

Most recommendations were passive, waiting for users to click. But pop-ups forced themselves onto your screen. You couldn't ignore them even if you wanted to.

Usually, sites avoided them because they were annoying.

But if Lingdian used one, it had to be something huge.

Looking closely, he saw the words:

'The Legend Returns.'

His eyes locked onto the screen.

And when 567's announcement confirmed that The Number One White Under Heaven had returned, Thirty-Two let out a long breath.

 White Boss… had finally come back.

The man who lived for writing, who risked everything for his books, had returned.

"Hahaha… hahaha…"

Looking at the updated author name on 'Sword Breaks the Heavens', now changed to The Number One White Under Heaven, Thirty-Two's eyes filled with tears.

This was the king who rose before their very eyes.

The ultimate figure from their own Aspiring Writers Group.

If someone like him could emerge from their group, then how could they settle for less?

With overwhelming emotion, Thirty-Two used the group leader's ultimate move:

@All Members

"Generals and kings are not born; men must strive to become strong. Brothers, I'll see you on the path to greatness."

But compared to the shock across the web novel world, Huang Yifan was currently being "tortured" by the three thousand disciples of White Jade Hall.

"Guys, I was wrong."

"How were you wrong?"

"I shouldn't have used an alt account."

"What else?"

"I shouldn't have secretly released a new book."

"What else?"

"I shouldn't have kept it from everyone."

"What else?"

"I'm an idiot."

"What else?"

"I'm a fool."

"What else?"

"I'm a stupid idiot."

"Not enough. Brothers, how should we punish him?"

"Release photos!"

"Yeah! Height, weight, measurements, age, no hiding!"

"Uh… that's not great, is it?"

"No excuses. Either you post, or we punish you."

"Sigh… fine, I'll find one."

Begging for forgiveness, Huang Yifan uploaded a photo from his high school graduation.

"Damn it, Whitey, you're lying again!"

"Bullshit, you're not that young and not that handsome!"

"They said you were in your 40s!"

"Stop using celebrity photos, post a real one!"

"Seriously, I'm not lying. Fine, I'll take a selfie."

He snapped a photo on the spot and uploaded it.

The moment it appeared 

The entire White Jade Hall exploded.

"I… I…"

"This is White?"

"My god…"

"You're this young?!"

"I surrender. Whitey, I completely surrender."

"Unbelievable, he's even better looking in the selfie!"

"He's mine!"

"Get lost, he's mine!"

"White, I love you!"

"I'm a cute girl, I'll have a thousand babies for you!"

"Me too! Me too!"

"Forget the girls, even we guys want to have babies with you!"

One photo sent the entire group into chaos.

No one had imagined White was only around 20.

No one had imagined he'd be this handsome.

Even the guys were joking about dragging him into their "harem."

Of course, Huang Yifan refused.

No girls. Definitely no guys either.

But with no way out, he was forced into another punishment 

Singing.

Feeling guilty, he didn't refuse.

He opened his phone's recording app.

"What should I sing?"

"Anything, as long as it's you."

"Alright… I'll sing a song I recently wrote."

"…Wait, recently wrote?"

"White… don't tell me you're not just an author and poet… but also a composer?!"

Once again, the group was left completely stunned.

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