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Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: I'm Just a Child

"Phew... full, so full."

Perhaps due to excessive blood loss, Tsunade ate an entire roasted chicken, not even sparing the head and tail.

Throwing the last chicken bone into the fire, Tsunade, who had eaten to her heart's content, revealed a satisfied expression.

Looking at Tsunade, whose mouth was greasy from eating, a wine flask appeared in Gojo Yoru's hand at some point. He smiled: "Full? Want some wine?"

Looking at the slightly shaking wine flask in Gojo Yoru's hand, Tsunade's eyes instantly lit up, and she shouted excitedly, "Give it, give it to me quickly!"

Her words were full of ambiguity. If not for the last shred of adult dignity, Tsunade would probably have pounced like a puppy.

Gojo Yoru didn't continue to tease her and threw the wine flask over.

"Haa..."

Catching the wine flask, Tsunade unscrewed it and took a big swig, her expression changing from satisfaction to bliss.

Gojo Yoru asked with a smile, "Not angry anymore?"

Tsunade, in a good mood, just rolled her eyes at him again and continued drinking: "Seeing how sensible you are, this old lady will reluctantly forgive you."

"Should I say thank you then?" Gojo Yoru teased, "By the way, I haven't said thanks for the treat the second time yet."

"Pfft..."

Tsunade instantly sprayed out the wine, choking and coughing repeatedly.

Ignoring the need to catch her breath, Tsunade looked at Gojo Yoru with murderous intent in her eyes: "Kid, believe it or not, I'll kill you?!"

Her flushed face could be from choking or shyness.

"Believe it, believe it, so scary..."

Gojo Yoru raised his hands and nodded, but his tone was very punchable.

Thinking that she still had his Flying Thunder God kunai on her, Tsunade had nowhere to vent her anger and could only glare at Gojo Yoru through gritted teeth.

This baring of teeth looked quite similar to Uzumaki Kushina, like an adult version of her.

Knowing when to stop, Gojo Yoru instantly changed the topic with a serious expression: "You've been unconscious for several hours. Hanzo the Salamander saw our faces, and with my Flying Thunder God kunai left in the bamboo forest, I'm afraid our identities and Ninjutsu have already been exposed and spread."

"Just as you said, Tsunade-sama, our Konoha has essentially declared war on Amegakure. Did this price exchange for equivalent gains?"

Tsunade understood Gojo Yoru's meaning and replied equally seriously: "That underground base wasn't looted. Inside were medicinal herbs, drugs, instruments, and a formula area. It was indeed a pharmaceutical workshop."

"I've already asked Katsuyu-sama to transfer most of the things inside to Shikkotsu Forest."

"If the antidote formula is really inside, even if it's split into hundreds of parts, as long as I have a bottle of antidote and some time, I can piece it together."

"Even if there's no formula inside, as long as I confirm those drugs contain antidotes and the quantity is sufficient, I can similarly develop the formula to neutralize the Salamander's poison with some time."

Tsunade's tone was full of confidence: "I already know what toxins the Salamander's poison contains. Even starting from scratch, my speed in developing the formula will be faster than that old hag Chiyo."

"Then let's go back and report to Orochimaru-sensei and the others now. I'm worried that delays might bring trouble," Gojo Yoru suggested.

Thinking that they had already been exposed, Tsunade nodded: "We should notify them as soon as possible. Wait for me a moment."

Rolling up her sleeves and looking at the wristband storage scroll still there, Tsunade glared at Gojo Yoru: "Turn around. If you dare to peek, I'll kill you!"

"Tsunade-sama, you're slandering me again," Gojo Yoru complained. "If I wanted to look, I saw enough when treating you. I could have even done worse things without you knowing."

"Did you?" Tsunade asked with murderous eyes.

"Metaphor, it's a metaphor..." Gojo Yoru played his most lethal trump card. "I'm just a child. You actually slander a child; are you a pervert?"

As a medical ninja, Tsunade seemed to remember something. Her momentum instantly weakened. Looking at Gojo Yoru, who was a bit taller than her, she couldn't help but complain: "With your height, who would believe you're a child?"

"Apologize, apologize to me quickly."

"Apologize my ass, turn around quickly."

Tsunade raised her fist, threatening with a deliberately fierce tone.

Gojo Yoru turned around with eyes full of disdain.

The sound of a popping balloon soon came from behind.

A moment later, an arm suddenly attacked Gojo Yoru from behind, strangling his neck.

"Sure enough, if I don't beat you up, I can't let this breath out."

Tsunade, having changed into new clothes, complained while choking him, "You're younger than my brother, yet your mouth is so foul. I don't know what Kushina sees in you."

"Violent woman, you're biting the hand that feeds you."

Gojo Yoru teleported to break free from Tsunade's chokehold, then slapped the back of her head.

"You dare hit me?"

Tsunade covered her head, looking at Gojo Yoru in disbelief.

"What, I can't fight back?" Gojo Yoru said righteously. "Don't think just because you're a senior, you can make trouble without reason. If I don't like it, I won't give face either."

"Then let me see your ability!"

Tsunade punched out, but hit nothing but air again.

Prepared this time, she abruptly pulled back her force and turned, blasting the remaining power behind her.

The result was still hitting air.

Smack!

A slap came from the left, knocking Tsunade's head to the side.

Gojo Yoru smiled mockingly: "Violent woman, are you performing acrobatics for me?"

"Damn Flying Thunder God, why did Granduncle invent such a disgusting Ninjutsu?"

Tsunade broke down, taking out the Flying Thunder God kunai and slamming it to the ground.

Then she crossed her arms and looked at Gojo Yoru angrily: "Brat, do you dare to stand still and let me punch you once?"

"So childish. When did our ages swap?" Gojo Yoru rolled his eyes at Tsunade and urged, "Stop playing around; we still have to go back and report to Orochimaru-sensei and the others."

Tsunade, who had lost all adult dignity in front of Gojo Yoru, could only resign herself to picking up the Flying Thunder God kunai. She walked over and threatened through gritted teeth: "Remember, you are not allowed to reveal anything that happened here to a second person, or I'll kill you."

"I'm someone who responds to kindness but not coercion." Gojo Yoru said faintly, "If you threaten me like this, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares every day and accidentally talk in my sleep."

A red tic mark popped on her forehead. Tsunade smiled falsely and pleaded: "Please keep it a secret for me. Don't tell anyone about today, especially my embarrassing side. Don't let Orochimaru, Kushina, or Sarutobi-sensei know."

"So you do know how to speak nicely. Not bad, not bad..."

Relying on his height advantage, Gojo Yoru patted Tsunade's shoulder like an elder, looking gratified, about to ignite the powder keg.

Before Tsunade could explode, Gojo Yoru instantly poured a basin of cold water.

"Teleporting now, manage your expression."

Tsunade immediately put on a serious expression and disappeared from the cave with Gojo Yoru into thin air.

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