The graffiti of that big head looked a lot like Naruto Uzumaki himself!
During that time, only his teammates and the higher-ups of Konoha would pay special attention to Naruto—but none of them had any reason to doodle in this hidden corner.
That left only one possibility.
"A new… traveler…"
Naruto muttered quietly, feeling as though all the organs in his chest were jumbled together.
The newcomer was very likely somewhere in the classroom!
And there's no rule that says only one can wear it at a time—so technically, you'd need at least one!
In fact, Naruto wasn't afraid of any challenge. Even a group battle was no problem for him, because he didn't mind showing everyone the true power of a Nine-Tails Jinchūriki.
The problem was he didn't know who the time traveler was—and fear of the unknown naturally shook his sense of security.
Sakura leaned in and whispered, "Next…"
"Next, I'll act like the slightly clueless Naruto from the original story, doing my best not to let the traveler detect any clues," Naruto felt his heart pounding violently.
Do you remember the plot?
"…Anyway, I'll be shouting at everyone. Remember, follow Sakura's personality in the plot."
"Ah."
Sasuke also came over, faintly overhearing their conversation, feeling that it was extremely strange.
Jealous of what? Jealous of whom?
The three pushed open the door and entered the classroom.
Inside, a large group of students stared at the newcomers with unfriendly expressions.
"Who could it be…" Naruto looked around as soon as he stepped in.
I didn't notice anything unusual. It's just that there are too many people, it's hard to keep track.
"What happens next?" Naruto asked, a bit confused—he couldn't remember the details of the plot.
"Pfft!" Suddenly, there was the sound of clothing brushing behind him. Naruto whipped his head around, eyes instantly turning crimson.
"Sasuke-kun, it's been so long since we last met. I really can't wait to see you~"
A golden-haired girl with a ponytail affectionately hugged Sasuke from behind, while he looked utterly disgusted.
Naruto immediately recalled the plot and quickly composed himself, whispering to Sakura, "Smart, smart… ah!"
Sakura quietly pinched Naruto's waist, then strode up to Ino and shouted, "You brat, take your claws off!"
The name seemed etched into instinct.
"Hey, I'm Sakura! You ugly freak—your forehead is still huge!"
"Say that again?" Sakura calmly put on her gloves. Chakra waves instantly radiated around her, making Ino take two steps back in fear.
"Calm down, sis! You're acting!" Naruto said anxiously, his voice changing, and Sakura finally stopped.
"Sorry, seeing her lick my boots made me so angry."
Naruto held his forehead. This girl's temper is terrible…
"You're taking the exam too… so annoying…" Shikamaru's voice came from behind. Soon, other Konoha students filed in, chatting and laughing with those around them.
Naruto tried to maintain his act, crossing his arms and saying only, "I will never lose to you!" with a deliberately foolish expression, making Sasuke glance at him repeatedly.
This guy was calm before—why does he seem like he's been injected with adrenaline now?
Thinking carefully about what Naruto had done before, Sasuke realized he would never do anything meaningless… Wait, I get it. This is just like catching Kaldo—he's baiting.
Naruto acts arrogant first; when someone gets angry and attacks him, he can test their strength while shocking everyone else!
Sasuke felt he had completely understood the truth.
Meanwhile, the pharmacist Kai was drawn over by the cockroach-like sound, reminding them to pay attention.
"You must be the nine new recruits fresh out of the ninja academy, chirping all the time, giving me a headache…" Meanwhile, Naruto was thinking: after Kabuto completes the whole process, will it be my turn to shout?
Everyone was focused on Kabuto's ninja credentials, but Sasuke kept sneaking glances at Naruto.
Just as I thought, he seems nonchalant, but his eyes are constantly scanning, clearly evaluating opponents' strength.
"In short, these are elite Genin from various countries…" Kabuto's voice echoed, but Sasuke ignored him. He didn't even ask about Lee or the others like in the original story.
What is he doing?
Why is his body trembling?
Sasuke stared at Naruto and noticed his body slightly crouched, head lowered, as if gathering strength. Sakura beside him seemed to want to comfort him.
Then Naruto took a deep breath, exhaled all the air from his chest, producing a sound like a loud bell:
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I will never lose to you!!"
Instantly, everyone in the exam hall turned toward Naruto, drawn by his booming voice.
Just as expected! Sasuke was initially startled, then showed a "just as I thought" expression before quickly frowning.
Soon, someone would take the bait, and Naruto would strike them to show his strength.
But why did I feel so unhappy?
In the original story, Sasuke always had the strongest aura. Whether in the Wave Country arc or the Chunin Exam, he could effortlessly display himself in front of everyone. He didn't care about pretending—the aura was innate.
But somehow, he felt Naruto had already done everything he wanted to do first.
In short, Naruto had done all the hard work!
Meanwhile, Naruto had just finished his extremely awkward "public confession." He wanted to find a hole to hide in while admiring the original Naruto's brilliant brain circuits.
A few seconds later, a sound ninja wrapped like a mummy, wearing mink fur, darted through the crowd.
"He's coming!" Naruto muttered under his breath, stepping back a few paces.
According to the original, Kai would get a proper lesson from this person.
But then, something strange happened!
Another figure in blue clothes approached Tos like a ghost. Tos's eyelid twitched, and he flipped his sleeve, revealing a mechanism full of holes.
It was Sasuke!
He snorted, jumped into the air, stepped on Tos's arm to break his punch, then drew his kunai and deflected all the shurikens from the gray-black wolf-shaped sound ninja and Sak.
He did a few backflips and, the moment he landed, Tos charged forward, swinging his right hand at Sasuke!
"Prosperity!!"
With a muffled sound, Sasuke pulled a transparent wire stuck in the ground, adjusted his stance instantly, and landed a heavy punch on Tos's left cheek. Tos rolled several times and was caught by two other sound ninja.
Everyone's eyes widened. Everything happened so fast that before they could react, the battle had quietly ended.
Sasuke fought the sound ninja alone—never defeated!
"Sasuke, are you okay?" Ino shouted, heart racing.
He's so cool!
Sasuke ignored her, expressionless, and turned to Naruto: "Naruto, have you played enough?"
Hearing this, everyone was stunned.
"Naruto?"
Why did you suddenly mention Naruto?
"What?!"
"Naruto, what exactly happened?"
"Naruto, are you okay?"
Everyone turned to Naruto.
Naruto: "Hmm?"
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