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Chapter 42 - Chapter 42: The Escape Attempt!

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"No, he did not."

"It's just, I distinctly remember that you said you'd quickly take care of him, and yet here you are, seething about being called a floozy."

Mentioning the word again drove Mittelt into laughter once more, Raynare quickly getting into Kalawarmer's personal space to try and regain some respect.

"He just got lucky. I simply didn't kill him right away because I thought it was fun seeing such a stupid ape yelling a fake kid's name just because a cute girl told him to."

That was a lie, she absolutely knew she got outsmarted and felt terribly ashamed and pissed off about it. 

Even the fact that she couldn't just charm him as she assumed she could and instead had to promise money was something that she'd take to her grave.

Kalawarner shrugged.

"Well, either way there's a human who just went and killed Freed—the one we sent on all the field missions—while on mission and got away scot-free."

Raynare scowled at her summary of events. Dohnaseek just sighed and cracked his knuckles, rolling his neck.

"So, we just go kill him at night, then? I don't know why the hell we didn't do that last night to begin with."

At those words, Raynare sneered harder, turning her glare to him as a new target.

"Because, for some fucking reason, he became absolutely untraceable!"

"That sounds like you just couldn't find him," added Kalawarner.

"NO! He just disappeared! Like he never existed! I was following him inside those stupid fucking alleyways, he passed through a broken gate towards a mildly-lit place and then…"

Raynare's expression turned even more maddened, clutching her head with both hands.

"POOF! I just couldn't follow him! It was- It was right there! Go down the gate, corner him and kill him! And I…"

Turned around, were the words she was going to say.

She interrupted herself. Wait, he didn't disappear at all, did he? Was… Was she just suggested not to follow him? Suggested by what!?

Kalawarner just stared at her unamused. "And…?"

"Nothing!" howled Raynare, not wanting to admit that the hobo somehow managed to use a charming spell of some kind on her. 

She couldn't take such repeated humiliation, let alone let her underlings know of it. "We just need to kill him, and quickly! I don't want that fucking pest to interrupt my plan!"

Mittelt finally seemed to have caught her breath, enough to ask.

"How though? You know that we can't really make that much noise, considering those devil whores."

"We just catch him alone at night!"

"Only for you to lose sight of him again like a floozy?"

"LOOK HERE YOU FUCKING-!"

Before Raynare could tear Mittelt to shreds, one of the many stray exorcists that worked under her entered the room.

"We-"

Raynare turned her wrath to the random exorcist.

"What do you want!?"

The exorcist flinched at her outburst, but still continued.

"We managed to find that hobo you described."

Raynare visibly perked up at the information.

"Perfect!" An evil glint could already be seen in her eye, numerous ways to torture the disgusting man who dared to touch her flawless self crossed her mind.

"We found him at a bus station."

The wave of good feelings got quickly crushed.

"What?"

"We didn't get too close to him, there were too many people and we were in…"

The exorcist looked down at himself, clad in a priestly duster with crosses that consistently drew attention from anyone walking nearby.

"...uniform. There was no way to kill him incognito, but we did manage to see him buying a ticket. He's getting out of Kuoh today."

Oh!—were the first thoughts of Raynare—That's good! He's a non-issue now! Yay! 3

Then came the pride.

"I'm NOT letting that FILTHY HUMAN run away!"

OF COURSE HE'S AN ISSUE!—she thought—What if he comes back suddenly just to shoot poor Mittelt in the head!? Or kill the stupid nun with a random stray bullet! OR CALL ME A FLOOZY AGAIN THAT FUCKER!

Raynare was feeling a headache coming in. That fucking hobo wasn't supposed to be this much of a headache. He was supposed to be a footnote! A small ant she crushed while walking!

No, no, perhaps she was just being too emotional. She just got called a fucking floozy and her emotions were running high. The filthy human was still just a human, after all. A human that called her a floozy, but a human nonetheless.

No problem. No problem at all.

Her head (allegedly) cooled down, Raynare spoke to the exorcist.

"Okay then, tell the rest of your little priests that they have a mission, first-"

Raynare would have that hobo's head on a silver fucking platter by the end of the day, and she'd make sure to flush that thing down the fucking toilet.

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I stared grimly at the half-eaten McTeriyaki in my hands.

"I need to stop eating this shit."

After escaping from the feathery bitch, I had come to the astounding conclusion that Kuoh sucked massive fucking balls and that I needed to get the fuck out of here. 

Thus, while keeping my path densely populated and running as much as I could, I reached the bus station and bought the earliest ticket (which left me with $68 USD). 

It wouldn't really matter where, since I knew jack shit about Japan and frankly I didn't care, I just wanted to travel and do tourism I never could in life. 

Sue me for wanting to enjoy the afterlife.

This whole shebang left me with

I gave a cursory look at the big screen that was on the wall, detailing all the departing schedules and what-not. 

It was mostly unhelpful, since I couldn't read Japanese, but I still knew the numbers of my bus, and I could see on the screen that it was due in ten minutes.

I looked down again at the McTeriyaki.

"I swear to God that you're the last of your kind I'm ingesting."

With one motion, I gulped down the rest of the burger, drank all that was left of the Coke that came with the burger, grabbed my backpack and ran to the designated gate.

I was actually excited for once! This would be the first time in my life I got to travel to another city! 

Sure, I got to Kuoh, but that wasn't much of a choice. Now I got to travel and actually experience tourism! This would be great!

More than that, I could do all my business unsupervised. No teenage devils keeping tabs on me, no sir! Just 'Stray' hunting and killing nasty criminals with my cool fucking gun!

I smiled excitedly as I reached the gate and saw the big bus that would take me away from here. Oh man, this would be great!

Good old Daniel García was going to— !

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