Above the kitchen warehouse of the G8 base,
The going merry,
With the giant octopus's airbag glistening in the sun, the entire ship was steadily suspended five hundred meters above the G8 Fortress. Nami gripped a mast rope with one hand, the sea breeze ruffling her orange short hair, while her other hand held binoculars, carefully observing the fortress layout.
"Listen up," she suddenly turned and held up three fingers to her companions on deck, "The kitchen warehouse is on the third floor in the southeast corner of the fortress, and there's almost no one guarding it! Hahahaha!"
"It seems they've all gone to ambush the location where we landed before. Now is the best time!"
Usopp's Adam's apple bobbed up and down as he looked around nervously, "S-Should we forget it? There's an entire fortress of Marine below..."
"Sanji," Robin elegantly closed her book, "I remember you said there were 'Deep Sea Emperor Crabs' and'Sky Vegetables' there?"
Sanji's eyes immediately turned into hearts, "For the dream ingredients of All Blue—" He tightened his apron fiercely, "It's worth dying for!"
"Excellent, let's go!" Luffy had already jumped to the bow of the ship, and he had started screen recording on his phone at some point, "The feast begins!"
The next moment,
Four Waver simultaneously popped out from the flank of the going merry, and under Nami's precise control, they swooped down along the blind spot of the airflow. Usopp's Waver almost crashed into the fortress flagpole but was kicked back onto the correct path by Sanji.
"Idiot Usopp, look where you're going!" Sanji growled, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, "Follow the route Miss Nami drew!"
Robin's Waver was the most elegant. She crossed her hands in front of her chest, "Blooming Flowers: Sky Ladder." Countless arms formed temporary steps in the void, allowing the Waver to execute an almost impossible sharp turn.
Soon,
The group arrived directly at the kitchen warehouse below and walked in without any effort because there was no one guarding it at all.
And it would take the Marine soldiers at least an hour to get here from the shore!
"This is... the legendary..." Sanji trembled as he pushed open the door of the cold storage. The sight before him made his cigarette drop to the ground—the entire wall was filled with rare ingredients from all over the world: Dragon Fruit from the South Blue, Diamond Salt from the West Blue, and even...
"Sea Kings tenderloin!" The chef instantly burst into tears.
Nami had already pried open the treasure chest next door, "So many Belli! And... Is this an Eternal Pose?"
Usopp was frantically stuffing various rare materials into his backpack, "This! And this! So many rare medicinal herbs, we can sell them to internet celebrity Chopper! He buys them back at the highest price!"
Suddenly, the alarm blared throughout the fortress.
"Quick, hurry!" Robin saw the Marine rushing through the jungle from the window, "Evacuate within thirty seconds."
Sanji suddenly kicked through the ceiling, "Let's take a shortcut!" He leaped out first, hugging a package full of ingredients, and the other three followed closely behind.
The four Waver weaved through the bullet rain. The tail fin of Nami's Waver was hit and started emitting black smoke.
"Hold onto me!" Usopp suddenly popped out from the outer wall of the fortress and grabbed Nami's Waver tightly, "Impact Dial—!"
The powerful thrust sent the two Waver almost vertically into the air.
Below,
Commander Jonathan's livid face grew smaller and smaller. His angry roar was drowned out by the roar of the engines.
"Stop them!" The Marine in the fortress futilely raised their net guns, "Shoot! Shoot quickly!"
A cannonball was about to hit Usopp when Zoro's sword slash suddenly descended from the sky, splitting it in half, "Too slow, Long Nose."
"Everyone, we successfully raided the kitchen warehouse right under the Marine's noses!"
"Hiss... Thank you Vice Admiral Garp for the TikTok number one!!!"
"Thank you Four Emperors Kaido for the small beer! How stingy, for a Four Emperors to send a small beer!"
Usopp complained with a long face, then looked at Luffy, who was currently holding his phone and filming the shouting Marine below!
There were even one or two who could use Moonwalk, stepping on the air to chase after them!
But they were all disrupted by Luffy's Gum-Gum Pistol. As their altitude increased, those Marine felt powerless and finally returned to the ground with unwilling roars.
When the four Waver landed steadily on the deck of the going merry, the entire ship erupted in cheers.
Luffy stretched out his arm and snatched the piece of meat from Sanji's arms, "Feast! Let's have a feast!"
Nami was counting the spoils of war when she suddenly noticed that the extra Eternal Pose had no markings on it. She looked thoughtfully towards the distant sea horizon, frowning slightly, but didn't think too much of it and carefully put it away.
In the fortress below, Jonathan was roaring into the Den Den Mushi, "They stole all the ingredients from the base!" Suddenly, he paused, "They even recorded a video! And went live! It's infuriating!"
The final scene of the live stream,
Was the Straw Hat Crew happily barbecuing on the deck, with the rolling black smoke rising from the G8 Fortress vaguely visible in the background.
A bullet comment from [Red-Haired Shanks] slowly drifted across:
"These young people nowadays... they're really getting better at having fun (smiley face)"
....
At the same time,
The hashtag #StrawHatCrewTeasesMarineAtG8Fortress# quickly exploded across the entire internet!
In the high-definition footage filmed on a phone, the four Waver were like dancers performing a death ballet, calmly weaving through the encirclement.
The most shocking shot was when Sanji, holding the ingredients, leaped into the air and still remembered to turn around and give the pursuing Marine an elegant gentleman's bow. This scene was made into an emoji, with the caption "Thanks, bro, for the Emperor Crab," instantly getting over a million shares!
On the other side,
Marineford Emergency Meeting Room
Sengoku watched the live stream, so angry that he crushed his water cup, "This is what you called foolproof?"
The screen was repeatedly playing the amazing maneuver of Nami piloting the Waver, making a 90-degree vertical turn at the last moment.
"They predicted my prediction!" Jonathan awkwardly faced the video call and had to respond, then ripped off his sweat-soaked tie, "All the ambush points were arranged according to the novel's plot, but they just happened to—"
"They just happened to choose the most unlikely southeast corner, and they were audacious enough to raid our kitchen warehouse." Staff Officer Tsuru also frowned and sighed, "Much crazier than when we were young. Normal people would never..."
"They aren't normal people!" Jonathan defended himself, but Sengoku wasn't listening anymore.
During this time,
The comment section had long since gone wild, filled with discussions about this live stream incident,
[User "Justice Must Prevail"]: Marine annual joke: Got the script in advance but still got counter-killed (dog head)
[Buggy Certified Account]: Hahahaha, dying of laughter! This great me knew back in the East Blue that these kids had a future!
[Revolutionary Army Lindeberg]: Suggest Marine change careers to a comedy troupe @Marineford
[New Navy Zephyr]: Marine only has this much skill. To catch Doflamingo, it has to be this old man!
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