That familiar tone instantly turned Sengoku's face ashen, veins bulging on his forehead as if trying to break free from his skin.
He slammed the table, scattering documents across it, the papers fluttering in the air like leaves caught in a storm.
He roared, "This is outrageous! I, an old man, am going to collude with Pirates?!"
However, the game had already started, and quitting would result in a deduction of credit points.
Sengoku suppressed the rage in his heart, sat back down, and gritted his teeth as he selected Lu Ban No.7.
He gripped his phone tightly, as if pouring all his anger into it, "I will prove with my strength that justice will prevail!"
But Kaido clearly had no intention of cooperating properly.
He instantly picked the charming Da Ji, but played completely against the norm.
After the game started, the Da Ji controlled by Kaido directly followed Lu Ban to the bottom lane, clearing the minion wave with one skill.
Sengoku was just about to deliver the final blow, but Da Ji precisely stole the minion.
"Kaido, what are you doing! Those are my minions!"
"Oh? Your minions? Do you have proof?"
Sengoku was trembling with anger, what kind of proof? How can a marksman develop without getting gold!
Immediately after,
Whenever Sengoku was about to kill an enemy, a Da Ji's heart would fly over and steal the kill.
"Kaido!!!" Sengoku's mustache bristled with anger as he roared in the office, his voice echoing throughout the room, "You are openly disrupting the game order!"
Meanwhile,
In the palace on Onigashima, Kaido was laughing so hard he was bending over backward, his massive dragon tail slapping the ground with a "thump, thump" sound.
"Uo ro ro ro... Let's see how you old man can win now!"
He intentionally typed in the public chat: [Marshal-sama, do you need assistance?]
Most ironically, when the enemy team grouped up to push the high ground, Kaido's Da Ji was actually hiding in the fountain, dancing.
"Report! I want to report!"
Sengoku fought alone, and eventually, the dazzling words "Defeat" appeared on the screen.
He slammed his phone onto the desk in anger, the desk instantly shattered with a crisp sound,
His roar echoed throughout the entire Marineford building: "You scoundrel!!!"
At this moment, on TikTok, the live stream clip of #FleetAdmiralVSFourEmperorsRageFight# had gone viral.
Netizens were going crazy with laughter, the comment section was a sea of joy:
"The most miserable Fleet Admiral in history! hhhh!"
"Kaido's support play is hilarious, how did he even think of using Da Ji as support."
"Praying for Sengoku's psychological trauma area!"
Even more infuriating was that after the match, Kaido even sent him a friend request: [Old man, again tomorrow?] accompanied by a provocative emoji.
Sengoku was so angry he almost crushed his phone, but then he had a thought and suddenly showed a cunning smile:
"Very well... Next time I'll pick a hero that can steal kills better than Da Ji... It's just losing together, what's the big deal."
He turned and shouted to the door, "Someone! Call all the tactical analysts from the Staff Office!"
...
The next morning,
Before the first ray of sunlight had even illuminated the entire world, the entire Sea had been swept by an unprecedented "entertainment storm."
The TikTok trending list was completely dominated by [Fleet Admiral VS Four Emperors Kaido: Canyon Love-Hate Relationship]!
This match recording, as if it had grown wings, spread throughout every corner of the Sea at an astonishing speed, with play counts instantly exceeding ten million!
In a bar on Sabaody Archipelago, Pirates had gathered early, roaring with laughter around a large screen.
On the screen, Sengoku's exasperated expression was repeatedly played, causing everyone to burst into laughter: "Look at Fleet Admiral Sengoku's expression!"
Someone joked, "Kaido's kill-stealing is too despicable!"
Some even turned the classic moments of their interaction into memes, which instantly went viral in the Pirate world:
[Sengoku Enraged.jpg]
[Kaido Smug.gif]
These memes were used by Pirates in various chats, becoming the hottest "memes" of the day.
...
In the Marineford mess hall,
Young soldiers were red-faced from stifling laughter, only daring to secretly scroll through the comment section under the table.
On the screen, the netizens' wildly imaginative comments made them unable to hold back their laughter:
"What kind of divine fate is this!"
"I'm shipping it! I'm shipping it!"
"Suggest they get married directly!"
"The person above is suicidal? The Marshal is reading the comments!"
A suppressed atmosphere of joy permeated the entire mess hall, ready to erupt into a roar of laughter at any moment.
And in Sengoku's office, the old Marshal was trembling with anger, his hands tightly clenched into fists, knuckles white.
Every time he refreshed TikTok, he saw more outrageous comments:
"Shocking! A centenarian and a Four Emperor's sweet duo queue in the canyon~~~"
"Ten thousand possibilities for an age-gap romance!"
"Marshal Sengoku, don't be angry, Kaido just cares about you too much~~~"
"This is outrageous!" Sengoku slammed his fist on the desk, shattering the third teacup, tea spilling everywhere in a messy state.
He angrily clicked the report button, but found the system prompt: [Detected that your intimacy with Kaido has reached "Bestie" level, report function temporarily frozen]
This was the final blow, leaving him almost speechless with anger.
Meanwhile,
Kaido's arrogant laughter echoed above Onigashima.
He was sitting on his dragon throne, thoroughly enjoying scrolling through the comment section, and even liked a few of the most outrageous comments.
"Uo ro ro ro... That old man Sengoku is probably going to explode with anger when he sees these!"
He chuckled, and casually reposted the most popular video, with the caption: [Still gonna troll you next time!]
Even worse, talented netizens stayed up all night to create a Bilibili-style meme video.
In the video, Sengoku's Lu Ban No.7 and Kaido's Da Ji were photoshopped into a wedding scene, set to romantic background music, and the click-through rate instantly exploded.
Even Whitebeard couldn't help but repost and comment: "Gurararara... Need to pay my respects?" which further pushed the event's popularity to a new height.
The Marine Staff Office urgently convened a meeting to discuss how to handle this public relations disaster.
However, the young staff officers were shaking their shoulders from suppressing laughter, completely unable to come up with any serious plans.
They looked at the outrageous comments and videos on the screen, each one unable to hold back their laughter, and the meeting room was filled with stifled chuckles.
And on a certain ship in the New World, Ron was laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up.
"These netizens are too talented!" He wiped away the tears from laughing and casually added weight to the algorithm, "Looks like I need to match more 'fated people' together."
Sengoku finally got so angry that he directly turned off TikTok notifications, trying to calm himself down.
But every time he opened honor of kings to play a few games to relax, he would see the notification [Strongest Creature Kaido (Online)] in his friend list, those words seemed to mock his blood pressure, making it impossible for him to calm down no matter what.
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