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Chapter 20 - I Told You I Was In A Bad Mood

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The water of the stream was freezing, but it was nothing compared to the ice flooding Clarisse's veins.

She scrambled backward, her palms scraping against the jagged river stones, the pristine fabric of her dress soaking up the dark, iron-rich mud.

The "Touch" trigger had been instantaneous—a violent, electrical override that ripped the driver from the seat and shoved the terrified passenger behind the wheel.

Elysia loomed over her. The sun caught the edge of the concealed blade slipping from the maid's sleeve—a sliver of cruel, undeniable reality.

"Don't! Don't kill me! Please!" Clarisse's voice was a jagged sob. She couldn't breathe. Her chest felt like it was trapped in a vice of her own making. "I'll do whatever you want! I won't tell the Duke! Just... please don't hurt me again!"

Elysia froze, her silver hair casting a long, predatory shadow over Clarisse's trembling form. The maid's eyes, previously wide with the shock of Yui's interrogation, now narrowed into a state of calculating amusement. She tilted her head, observing the pathetic creature weeping at her boots.

"Milady?" Elysia whispered. The polite, subservient mask melted away, revealing a twisted, hollow mockery beneath it. "Is that really you? Where did that... other person go? The Captain? The new Law?"

Elysia let out a low, melodic laugh that sounded like glass breaking. "You had me worried for a moment, Clarisse. I truly thought the poison had broken your mind and rebuilt it into something dangerous. I thought you had actually grown a spine. But here you are. Back to the little mouse, shivering in the mud."

CLARISSE! GET A GRIP! STAND UP! She's going to finish the job! Your heart rate is at 160 BPM, your cortisol levels are maxed out—USE THE STRESS! Let the system crash so I can reboot it! Give the body back to me!

Inside the shared mental space, the chaotic architecture of Clarisse's mind was a storm of blinding white noise. Yui was trapped behind a firewall of pure, unadulterated panic. The logic of the "Switch" was a cruel biochemical lock: Yui needed Clarisse to hit a threshold of terminal stress to force the system to snap back, but Clarisse's terror was paralyzing. It was a static loop. The host was too terrified to fight, but too alert to pass out.

"I can't!" Clarisse screamed internally, a formless, echoing wail of despair. "She touched me! It's her! I trusted her, Yui! She braided my hair this morning! I can still feel the cold of the cave... I can still feel the poison burning my throat! I can't move!"

Elysia took a slow, deliberate step into the shallow water. The water rippled around her leather boots. The "Watson" persona was dead and buried. The "Bounty Hunter" was here to collect.

Yui's consciousness paced inside the dark void of the frontal lobe like a caged tiger.

Her detective brain—trained in crisis management, hostage negotiation, and high-threat tactical encounters—began to rapidly process the variables. Yelling at the victim wasn't working. It never worked in the field, and it certainly wasn't going to work when the victim was sharing her nervous system.

Clarisse was experiencing a massive trauma loop. The sight of the assassin had triggered a complete neurological shutdown.

"Okay. Fine. Plan B," Yui thought, her internal voice suddenly dropping its aggressive, commanding edge. She forced a tone of terrifying, absolute calm into the mental link. "Clarisse. Listen to my voice. Stop looking at the blade. Look at the mud."

She's going to stab me! She's going to—!

"Look at the mud, Clarisse," Yui repeated, the psychological pressure of her will acting like a heavy blanket over the girl's panic.

"You are hyperventilating. You are starving our brain of oxygen. If you pass out, she slits our throat, and the 5,000 Crowns go into her pocket. Do you want the girl who poisoned your morning tea to buy a new dress with your blood money?"

The bizarre, morbid specificity of the question caused a micro-stutter in Clarisse's panic. Down in the mud, Clarisse blinked, her tears blurring her vision.

"Good. Now listen to me," Yui continued, analyzing the kinetic vectors of Elysia's stance through Clarisse's eyes. "The switch operates on a threshold. You are stuck in the middle—too scared to fight, too awake to faint. We need to break the lock. I need you to push the panic over the edge, or drop it completely."

Elysia took another step, the tip of the blade now inches from Clarisse's collarbone. "5,000 Crowns is still on the table, my sweet, naive Clarisse," the maid purred. "And a dead girl can't file a lawsuit. Close your eyes. I'll make it as painless as I can. For old time's sake."

"She's lying," Yui whispered in the dark. "It's a belladonna derivative. It causes muscular paralysis while keeping the pain receptors fully active. You will feel every single millimeter of that steel tearing your vocal cords, but you won't be able to scream."

It was a brutal, calculated lie. Yui had no idea how the poison worked in this fantasy world, but she knew human psychology. She needed to weaponize Clarisse's fear, turning it from a paralyzing dread into an explosive, desperate survival instinct.

No... no, please...

"She doesn't pity you, Clarisse," Yui hissed, her mental voice dripping with venomous clarity. "She thinks you are pathetic. She is laughing at you. Look at her eyes. Look at the woman who smiled at you while she slowly murdered you."

Clarisse, trembling violently in the freezing stream, slowly raised her head.

Through the blur of tears, she didn't just see her maid. She saw the sneer on Elysia's lips. She saw the absolute, cold detachment in the assassin's eyes. It wasn't the look of a reluctant servant performing a tragic duty. It was the look of a butcher assessing a slab of meat.

A new emotion sparked in the center of Clarisse's chest. It was small, fragile, and entirely alien to the sheltered noblewoman.

It was rage.

The spike of pure, unadulterated fury was the biochemical catalyst Yui had been waiting for. The adrenaline hit the shared nervous system like a freight train. The stress threshold shattered.

CLICK

The transition was not a fade. It was a violent, physical snap.

Time seemed to dilate. Elysia's arm began its downward arc, the poisoned blade aiming directly for the carotid artery on the left side of the neck. It was a professional strike—fast, silent, and lethal.

But the target was no longer Clarisse von Fahrmann.

The terror that had been keeping the body slumped backward vanished in a microsecond. The spine aligned. The hyperventilation ceased, replaced by a single, sharp intake of oxygen that fueled a sudden, explosive burst of kinetic energy.

I was back.

The first thing I registered was the blinding glare of the sun on the descending blade. The second was the exact trajectory of Elysia's wrist.

My detective brain didn't think; it executed pre-programmed tactical muscle memory. The hardware of this noble body was weak, lacking callouses and raw muscle density, so I had to use physics instead of brute force.

Instead of dodging backward—which would have left me off-balance in the mud—I launched the body forward, inside the arc of her swing.

"Wha—?" Elysia's eyes widened, the sneer of victory morphing into absolute shock as the "shivering mouse" suddenly threw herself directly into the line of fire.

My left hand snapped up, the soft fingers forming a rigid, structural claw. I didn't grab the knife. I slammed the heel of my palm directly into the ulnar nerve on the inside of Elysia's striking elbow.

The nerve strike was perfect. Elysia's arm spasmed violently, the fingers deadening for a fraction of a second. The poisoned blade slipped from her grip, tumbling harmlessly into the rushing water of the stream.

Before she could process the disarmament, I pivoted on my right heel, using the slippery mud to my advantage. I grabbed a fistful of her silver hair with my right hand, yanked her head down to destroy her center of gravity, and drove my left knee upward with every ounce of force this pathetic noble body could muster.

CRACK.

The cartilage of Elysia's nose met my kneecap.

A spray of crimson erupted in the sunlight.

Elysia let out a muffled, gargling shriek, her hands flying to her ruined face as she staggered backward. But I wasn't done. You don't wound a suspect who has a 5,000-crown bounty on your head; you incapacitate them until the cuffs are on.

I stepped into her retreat, hooking my right leg behind her calf, and shoved her shoulders hard.

Elysia crashed backward into the stream, the icy water splashing high into the air. She scrambled, coughing on blood and river water, trying to find her footing.

I didn't give her the chance. I descended on her like a shadow.

I slammed my knee directly onto her sternum, pinning her flat against the submerged river stones. My hands shot out, grabbing the lapels of her soaked maid uniform, and I hauled her upper body out of the water, bringing her ruined, bleeding face inches from mine.

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The forest was suddenly dead silent, save for the rushing water and the ragged, wet gasps tearing from Elysia's throat.

Inside my skull, the parasite was completely silent, stunned into absolute awe by the sudden, overwhelming violence.

I looked down at the assassin. Blood poured freely from her shattered nose, mixing with the water and running down her neck. The cold, aristocratic arrogance was gone, replaced by a primal, animalistic terror. She stared up at me, not seeing Clarisse, but seeing the monster that had just hijacked reality.

"I fucking warned you," I whispered.

My voice was low, resonant, and entirely devoid of emotion. It was the voice of a judge reading a verdict. "I told you I was in a bad mood."

Elysia choked, trying to pry my fingers off her collar, but the leverage of my knee on her chest made it impossible for her to draw a full breath. "What... what are you?" she gasped, her eyes darting wildly over my features.

"I am the consequence of poor planning," I replied smoothly, leaning my weight a little heavier onto her sternum until she winced. "You assumed the hardware was the same. You assumed a glitch was a feature. But most importantly... you assumed I wouldn't fight back."

I released one hand from her collar and reached into the icy water, my fingers blindly searching the stones until they brushed against the hilt of her discarded blade. I pulled the knife up, the poisoned steel dripping river water onto Elysia's cheek.

Elysia squeezed her eyes shut, bracing for the end.

Yui... don't. We aren't murderers. Please.

"I am a police officer, Clarisse," I thought back, the mental connection cold and firm.

"I don't murder. I neutralize threats. And right now, I am establishing the rules of engagement."

I didn't stab the maid. Instead, I drove the blade downward with a sharp, violent motion, burying it up to the hilt in the mud right beside Elysia's ear. The assassin flinched, a pathetic whimper escaping her lips.

I leaned in, my lips brushing the shell of her ear.

"Here is the updated dossier, Elysia. Read it carefully, because I will not repeat myself," I murmured, making sure every syllable etched itself into her memory.

"You belong to me now. Your life, your skills, your secrets—they are all state property. You will guide me back to the Duke's estate. You will act as my shadow. If anyone asks, you saved me from a terrible fall in the caverns."

I pulled back just enough to look her directly in the eyes. Her pupils were blown wide with shock.

"But understand this," I continued, my voice dropping to a lethal, icy whisper. "If you ever raise a hand against this body again... if you ever try to test the boundaries of my patience, or attempt to exploit the moments when the 'mouse' comes out to play... I will not use a blade. I will use my bare hands to dismantle your skeletal structure piece by piece. Do we have a professional understanding?"

Elysia stared at me, the blood dripping from her chin. The fight was entirely drained from her. She had encountered a predator far beyond her comprehension.

She gave a slow, jerky nod. "Y-yes... Milady."

"Wrong," I snapped, slapping the side of her face—not hard enough to cause damage, but enough to sting and assert absolute dominance. "The title is 'Captain'. Try it."

Elysia swallowed hard, tears of pain and humiliation mixing with the blood. "Yes... Captain."

I held her gaze for three long seconds, ensuring the fear was fully embedded in her psychological profile. Then, I stood up in one fluid motion, releasing her.

I looked down at my dress. It was ruined—soaked in water, caked in mud, and now stained with the blood of a failed assassin. I let out a long, irritated sigh, rolling my shoulders to relieve the tension.

"Excellent. We have a working relationship," I said, my tone flipping instantly back to a light, snarky conversational lilt. I gestured flippantly toward the path leading out of the woods.

"Now, get up, Watson. Wash your face. You look like a B-movie extra who lost a fight with a prop door. We have a Duke to terrify, and I am in desperate need of a strong cup of coffee. Or whatever medieval equivalent this godforsaken world brews."

As Elysia slowly dragged herself out of the mud, a broken and subservient tool, I felt a strange sensation in the back of my mind. It wasn't panic. It wasn't grief.

You... you actually saved us. You broke her.

"I closed the case, Clarisse,"

I replied silently, a genuine, cold smile touching my lips as I looked toward the horizon. 

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