Down in hell, a few days after Baby's death....
Baby failed and now I'm trapped in this hellhole for eternity! What a pitiful existence! Dr. Myuu yelled to himself. It seems that damned alien has bested science once again with brute strength! A new voice spoke. Yes. This is most unsightly but we can make a new plan. Another voice spoke. Who are you two? Dr. Myuu called out. Out of the shadow's stepped Androids 20 and 22. Nice to make your acquaintance Dr. Myuu. My name is Dr. Gero. The vengeful Red Ribbon Scientist spoke. And I am Dr. Briefs. The vengeful former Capsule Corporation Ceo spoke. The despair you made the Saiyan feel was quite beautiful. My only regret is that it didn't force his loved ones to have sex in front of him while he was powerless to stop it. Dr. Briefs said frustratedly.
I think with the collective brilliance of the three of us we could finally put an End to this Saiyan forever! Dr. Gero said, putting his hand out for the fellow Doctor to shake. I'd love nothing more. Myuu spoke, shaking the hands of both Dr's
Back on earth....
The saiyan was eating at the Mount Paozu Household with his wife and children when a knock came to the door. Father something's wron- Trunks fell into his fathers arms, badly beaten. Kaine looked outside and saw a giant black hole in the sky. What the hell is that? It looks evil as hell! Right you are Kaine. King Kai said in his head. Hey King Kai, long time no see! The saiyan said, enthusiastically. Indeed but that's besides the point Kaine. Earth and Hell are becoming stuck together in some kind of spacial time rift! King Kai said, terrified. Hmph. The saiyan realized what event was taking place and why it was happening.
Trunks woke up a while later and explained to the group how he got beat up by Android 17 and 18. The saiyan's eyes widened at the prospect. 17 I get but I feel like 18 would've resisted. Unless. There's two hell fighters! Kaine thought in shock. I was on the way to eat dinner with you guys when 17 and 18 jumped in front of my car and blasted it. I had to teleport the driver out of the way so he wouldn't get hurt. The two teamed up on me and left me battered and bruised. Trunks explained.
Flashback....
Trunks? You see that hole up there? 18 said pointing with an evil smile. That hole leads to hell and on the other side is every enemy your dad's ever faced, including me and my sister here. 17 said with a malicious future 17 like tone.
Flashback over...
He also said he wants dad to go to hell to fight old foes that have been resurrected. Trunks said. Dad, you might want to see this. Gohan said. Kaine went to the TV and saw resurrected villains he fought in the past wreaking havoc. Well. I supposed I can leave all the invaders to my family? Kaine said turning around. They all nodded. Not you little people. The saiyan said, hitting his 3 youngest sons over the head. Alright. To hell I go. Kaine giggled, leaving out to the front door. The saiyan flew up to the black hole where Villains were still coming out. HAAAAAHHHH!! The man heard loud screaming and looked over to see, the entire otsutsuki clan flying towards him. NIGGA MOVE! Kaine yelled, powering up and reducing the clan to ash once again.
Back on ground level....
Goten fought Pui Pui and Yakon while defending Valeese with ease. Yakkon tried to get the jump on the woman from behind but Trunks obliterated him. I was gonna do that! Goten said, annoyed. Goten watch out! Valeese yelled. Like Paul Walker in fast in furious the boy kept eye contact while dispatching Pui Pui. The fearful Android 19 watched in fear from around the corner but Trunks spotted him first. The hybrid dashed towards him and reduced him to charred remains with his sword in a similar fashion to a revitalized former emperor.
Hell huh, looks darker than usual. Hey are yall prisoners? Kaine asked, looking at the tied up ogres. No but you are. A new voice said. The saiyan looked up and saw a much bigger crowd than he expected. Dr. Gero, Briefs Myuu, 17 and 18. Welcome to hell. We've been expecting you, Kaine. Dr. Myuu and Briefs said. The man's widened as he laid eyes on Dr. Briefs. Briefs? Kaine said in a confused but scared tone. Why are you looking at me like that Alien? He asked in anger. Was your hatred for me so vast that you didn't even try to stay on good behavior? Kaine aksed with a solemn frown.
DON'T PITY ME YOU FREAK! YOU DIDN'T SHOW PITY WHEN I BEGGED FOR MERCY! The enraged doctor yelled. And besides, I refuse a pampered life of eternal paradise in that pitiful dimension we call heaven. ESPECIALLY KNOWING YOU'D STILL BE ALIVE! He finished. Are you finished? Kaine said, resolutley. The doctor fought with every fiber of his being to lash out, knowing if he did then he would cease to exist, already being a dead man.
Oh hey Dr. Myuu how ya doing? The saiyan asked, more upbeat. Somehow I knew you'd be down here. Oh and Dr. Gero too huh. Kaine said. I still have no Idea what Vomi saw in you. But that's besides the point. I could careless what your motivation to kill me is. What I want to know is what it has to do with my wife over there. Kaine said, pointing to the blonde android who looked just like she did when he first met her. Just like always, you're minds wandering to the form of a woman that doesn't belong to you. Dr. Briefs said, slithering his arm around the taller woman's waist, pulling her closer to him.
A blonde woman who's a whole foot taller than you. It's been decades and your type hasn't changed. I'm almost impressed. Kaine said, teasing the doctor. She'll be much taller and more powerful once she merges with her other half. And SHE'LL BELONG TO ME! NOT YOU! Dr. Briefs yelled. Pregnagcy already did wonders for 18. I wonder what she'd look like if she powered up like how you say. Like a Super 18. Kaine said, stroking his chin in thought at what she'd look like. Ogle her beautiful form all you want Saiyan, she won't want you. She will kill you and the rest of your pathetic family and cold blood then come to service me. The lavender haired doctor said with a smile.
Hey Gero? Are you gay? Kaine asked randomly. DID HE JUST IGNORE ME! Dr. Briefs yelled inwardly, seething at the man's disrespectful behavior. Hell fighter 18 started giggling but stopped the moment Briefs looked in her direction. I must be hearing things. He thought. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? Gero yelled, completley caught off guard by the man's thought process. I was just thinking. Why not make a Super Android 21 too? Kaine asked. My grudge isn't as great as the anguish you've made the great Doctor Briefs feel! He responded before looking away. DAMNIT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! IT WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT REVENGE! Gero yelled inwardly.
Myuu looked at the spectacle in confusion, wondering what the doctors sexual history could've been with the Saiyan.
Anyway. If the beef is with me, let me know upfront. Keep the bystanders out. Kaine said. Enough of this, we do not have the time to deal with you right now! Myuu said. The three doctors flew away. Hell fighter 18 flew away alongside them, see you! She said, winking at the saiyan. The 5 went through the hole and it closed behind them, leaving Kaine in hell. Oh well. He said. HAHAHA! It seems the brilliant fighter is not so brilliant a person! Dr. Gero said. You're just like a naive child Kaine, you have fallen into our trap where you will spend eternity in those caverns. Myuu said. Kaine. Remember just like any prisoner you will have to get used to your cellmates HAHAHA! Briefs laughed.
It's nice to make your acquaintance again, disgusting Saiyan. The saiyan turned around to be met face to face with King Cold and Cell. Look who the cat dragged in. Cooler said walking up. Indeed the good doctor promised me vengeance. Android 13 said. If the Red Ribbon Army ain't hate me enough than you might as well throw in the Cold Clan as well, or at least two of them. Kaine teased them.
You will pay for what you did to my Son! King Cold yelled. The saiyan side eyed the fuck out of the former King before looking around in confusion. Since WHEN? HAVE YOU CARED ABOUT YOUR SON? Even Cooler's looking at you crazy! Kaine pointed to the the former Tyrants son who was smiling with his eyes closed. What's so funny Cooler! King Cold yelled. Your power is mighty father but the way fear creeps over your being when faced with someone as strong as beerus every ounce of pride leaves you. Cooler said disappointedly.
Hey I've gotten stronger since then too. Show me what you all got! Kaine said. I believe it's time to show the little man our new power! Cell said. HAAAAAAA! They all powered up and their Ki's were much stronger than back then but still nothing serious. Nice lightshow but the theatrics aren't efficient in a fight. Now it's my turn to power up. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Kaine yelled. My power shook every universal construct. Can't control your own power Kakarot? Cell asked condescendingly. Nah I know what I'm doing. Kaine said.
Videl raised her hand like the former king of the Saiyan and all the Saibamen exploded. Pan and Hercule were getting chased by General Rildo when Gohan intervened to fight the robot. No one tries to hurt my daughter and gets away with it. BEAT HIM UP GOHAN! Hercule cheered his son and law on. Or my father in law. Gohan added, transforming into his ultimate form. No! He must be the father of that Brat! I can't face him head on! Unless.. Rildo tried to use his metal ability blast to carbonize the half saiyan but the boy's father informed him to avoid the attack. EXPLOSIVE KAMEHAMEHA!! Blasting the robot to smithereens and sending him back to hell.
Back in hell.....
Cooler and King Cold started shooting death beams at Kaine but the assault did a resounding 0 damage. MOTHERFUCKA! The saiyan chucked a giant target ball sized ki blast at the father and son, incinerating both of them. Cell tried to shoot a special beam canon but Kaine slapped it away. The bio android was upper cutted and kicked far away by the saiyan. Yall suck. I said. FINAL FLASH! Cell yelled. Aww that's adorable. Kaine said. The man opened his mouth and ate the energy. WHAT? Cell yelled in shock. The saiyan opened his mouth and shot an even stronger mouth blast that detorsoed the Bio Android.
Cooler and Cold chucked a father son supernova at Kaine but he headbutted it back towards him. Welcome to hell gentleman. Kaine said. Android 13 tried to wrap him in a bear hug from behind. Are you stupid? The saiyan asked turning his head 180 degrees. His neck elongated as he examined the Android from all sides. WHAT ARE YOU???? 13 yelled in fear. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM DUMBASSS! Kaine yelled, the man turned into yellow light, incinerating the android completley. They all regenerated a moment later. Hahahaha. You think you can kill us, we're immortal in hell Kaine. Cell said. You can't beat who you can't kill. Cooler said.
Are you sure about that? He asked. Hakai. WHATS HAPPENING AUGHHHHH! Cooler said before disappearing. Say hi to your brother for me. Kaine said. W-what did you do to him? Cell said. Stepping back in fear. I erased him from existence. You ever wonder why you never saw Frieza down here after he was revived Cell? I asked the bio android. Wh-why? He asked, shaking. Because he ceased to exist. TH-THATS IMPOSSIBLE! NO! Gang I just told you how that's possible and you just wanna deny it? YOU SAW IT HAPPEN! RIGHT OVER THERE! Kaine said, pointing to where Cooler was last present in this plain of existence.
You know where Cooler is right now? Kaine asked him with an evil grin. The Bio android didn't even humor the saiyan with an answer. He just ran. Kaine teleported in front of him. Nowhere. The man answered. Hakai. DAMMMIIIIIIITTTT!! Cell said before ceasing to exist. The saiyan directed his attention to Android 13 and King Cold who had stepped back in fear. YOU'RE JUST A CLONE OF GERO TOO! COME HERE 13! Kaine yelled, elongating his hand and grabbing the android, Hakai'ng the last enemy. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!! Android 13 screamed, turning into purple particles. Please Kaine! I don't want to cease to exist! I'll do anything! I'll pleasure you whatever you want! Cold said, getting on his knees.
Excuse me sir. There must be someone you confused me for. The only Alien's I crack are the female ones. The saiyan said in a singing voice. WAIT! Cold yelled. Have a nice day. Kaine said. The last member of the Cold Race was erased from existence and by a Saiyan.
Back on Earth.....
The saiyans that were killed on Earth showed up in a squad. THAT BASTARD KAKAROT WE'LL PAY! HE'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF SEVERAL SUPER SAIYANS! Vegeta yelled. Raditz, Turles, Nappa and Vegeta all powered up to Super Saiyan. Nappa used a Giant Storm to blow up the entire city they were standing in.
Long time no see Nappa. HRGH! WHO ARE YOU KID! Nappa said, confused. All the saiyans turned around to see 4 hybrid sons of Kaine. Remember how you died? Gohan asked. N-NO! IT CAN'T BE! Masenko. He said, eerily calm before shooting the yellow beam at the bald man and sending him back to hell. Turles and Raditz jumped up and fired a Double Sunday and Calamity Blaster. KAMEHAMEHA!!! Goten and Topaz yelled. Their combined ki wave annihilated the Saiyans. DAMN YOU BRATS! GALICK GUN! Vegeta yelled. I CAN DO THAT TOO! GALICK GUN!!!! Trunks yelled transforming into a super saiyan and overtaking the former prince's attack with ease and incinerating him. This kid knows my technique? But how? Hehe. At least we were beaten by fellow Saiyans. Vegeta thought with a smile of pride.
Androids 14 and 15 tried to attack 21 but she obliterated both of them with one ki blast. Long time no see Vomi. Dr. Gero said. Hello, Ex Husband. The redhead said with venom in her tone. I should've let 14 destroy every part of you the day he murdered you. Gero said. And yet I'm more alive then I ever was when every I had to stomach your Prescence! 21 said, rasing her arms into the air and flaunting her voluptuous body. Wow. You really should've made her into a Super Android Gero. Dr. Briefs Whispered. Perhaps that dream can become a reality. I just need to ensure she can't escape this time! SEVENTEEN! EIGHTEEN! ARISE! The doctor said.
A huge inferno exploded behind 21 and she turned around to take in what it was. behind me and an android 17 lookalike rose from it. From the flames emerged Hellfighter 17 and 18. The two looked Identical to the terrors of the Future Timeline that rampaged for 21 years straight. And you two just look adorable. 21 said, teasing the two hellfighter androids.