AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The saiyan yelled as reality warped around him. For a second it appeared like the dimension of swirling lights before becoming more complex and incomprehensible. Everything around the saiyan warped in shape, gaining and loosing sides to it's shape as it rapidly changed colors. HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The hogyoku in Kaine's body glowed as he naturally evolved. The dimension around him became more clear and normal before turning to a vivid rainbow sherbet color. The saiyan looked to the ground to see a board game.
Wait a minute. THE SUGUROKU SPACE! Kaine said to himself. Just when I could Jam about having someone new to play with I see its only a random boy. A new voice spoke. Where am I? I'm not dead am I? Kaine asked. No you're not dead. Not yet. The voice replied before taking shape in the form of some blue man with a red jacket a few feet away. Who are you? Kaine asked. What? You mean you haven't heard of mwah? I'm Suguro. He replied. Suguro? Kaine repeated. Good, now then child who are you? He asked. I'm Kaine. Also I'm no child. The man in a boy's body replied.
Hehe. You're no child eh? Ok. Have it your way big man. Suguro responded. We'll play by your rules. Until you die! How's that sound HAHAHA! The board game player said, Laughing. Hah, Hey look nobody's dying up in these parts alright bucko? Kaine said. Of course not, that's what I like, an optimist. You very well might win, you seem like a lucky fellow. He said walking away. You have no Idea. Kaine said in his head. I hope you feel lucky because if you lose, you lose everything. He said. Alright bruh. If that's how I get out of here. The saiyan spoke, resolute.
Now then, the rules are simple: you roll the dice and you get to roll that number of spaces, whoever reaches the end first wins but nooo cheating. Suguro said. If you cheat you die. He added. The blue man went first and rolled the dice. He rolled a four and jumped up 4 spots. What are you waiting for? It's your turn. He said confidently. A dice materialized and Kaine rolled it before getting a 6. YES! He yelled. He went up before suddenly, GO BACK 5 SPACES! The game announced. Oh I forgot to mention that some spots have certain rules. Suguro said. AINT THIS A BITCH! Kaine yelled. My My quite a potty mouth on this man child. Suguro giggled. Adolescent Man thank you very much. Kaine retorted. The blue man rolled a 3 and jumped up 3. LUCKY CHANCE! ROLL THREE MORE DICE AND ROLL BY THAT NUMBER! The game announced.
The saiyan rolled his dice again. I rolled a 5. What do I get? Kaine asked out loud. ANSWER A RIDDLE CORRECTLY TO PROCEED! A microphone with arms and a mouth said to me. This dimension is weird. Kaine thought inwardly. And the first question is… What can run but not walk? The microphone asked. BABY OIL! The saiyan spoke too fast. WRONG! Fuck wrong with you? The game asked.
Back on earth...
The new ruler had his intelligent minions Bulma and Android 21 activate the doomsday transport to go to Planet Tuffle.
Back in Suguroku Space.....
What has a bottom at its top? Kaine answered. THAT'S WRONG! The game yelled. Alright then, Question three. Who always rides in a taxi but never pays? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STA- THAT'S WRONG! The game answered. The saiyan fell down into a hole but caught himself with his tail before the metal could make an attempt to impale him. I'M STILL BREATHING! He yelled from the hole. Oh well, it's my turn. GIMMIE A SIX! Suguro said. He rolled a 2. C'mon a six he said. The dice changed to a six. I'm on to you motherfucka. Kaine thought.
The abnormally unlucky saiyan boy landed on a super challenge called you cry you die. A bunch of onions fell on him and a bunch of knives started cutting them. YOU CAN'T NULLIFY THE WHAT I AM! Kaine yelled. The boy started glowing golden and rainbow. AHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LIGHT! Suguru said, covering his eyes. With the sheer will power of Earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Kaine pulled the tear back into his tear ducts. HOW! Suguro yelled.
The two moved on to the next challenge and it was the saiyan's worst nightmare. A JOB! Reality warped back to that of his old corporate workplace. Kaine felt the tears get to him as his boss started yapping to him about how he had 13 team assignments due by Friday and that it was Wednesday today. BRO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS ON MONDAY! Kaine yelled at him. The fat middle aged businessman slapped the shit out of the boy before saying "CHECK THE CALENDAR! IT'S YOUR FAULT! He yelled back. The boy's heart started beating violently as he remembered just where he was.
DID YOU JUST SLAP ME? Kaine yelled, creaking his head back towards his old boss. His eyes went blank and the surrounding became red, covered in fire. The boy's sadness at the depressing ass workspace turned into pure anguish as the entire dimension began to crack. NO MORE! I WILL NEVER RETURN TO THAT LIFE! NEVER AGAIN! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Kaine screamed. The boy's pure rage broke the dimensions bindings on his Ki along with the entire board game. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO PLAY THIS GAME A SECOND LONGER! He screamed again. CHEATER! YOU HAVE DISRUPTED THE NATURAL ORDER OF THIS GAME AND WILL BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THIS GAME! A voice from beyond spoke.
YOU! Kaine looked directly at where the voice was coming from, not hearing it all around him but rather coming from a far away place. Wait? He can see me? The voice spoke in fear. I WILL KILL YOU! The boy yelled. WAIT STOP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! The voice yelled. The saiyan shattered the entire Suguroku space to smithereens with just his screams.
AH! Every single person in the multiverse that knew the Saiyan sensed the his overwhelming Prescence come back into existence. He's alive! Vados celebrated happily. Kaine's back??? Both Grand Zeno's said in shock. That's impossible! No being that was erased by a stronger being can simply will himself back into reality! Grand Priest thought, pondering heavily on how the Saiyan managed to come back. He would've had to come down from a higher plane of existence! But that'd be impossible! For anyone else that is. The father of the angel's surmised.
Power Levels:
Kaine (Furious): 20 Duovigintillion