Bulma and 21 dragged Trunks and Kaine to an invention convention for top scientists. A fellow scientist of the dragon ball world by the name of Senbei had a world changing invention that could create anything based on your desire. WAIT A MINUTE! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GAG EPISODE! CAN I STACK UP TO ARALE? Kaine thought nervously. Besides that revelation, the ghost of Dr. Mashirito from Dr. Slump appeared and started talking shit.
Suddenly the purple haired demon appeared. ARALE! Hey I'm not a demon, Im a robot girl. Arale spo- NIGGA SHUT YO ASS UP! YOU BEAT YOUR AUTHOR! GOD REST HIS SOUL! NOT THIS TIME! Hey author, yeah. I can hear you talkin. Quit talking to us ya scitzo. And to the people reading this. Have a nice day. Kaine spoke.
The robot girl was pumped up on some elixir that made her and her angels want to play. Arale punched the ghost into a wall and the angels started eating the roof. Alright. My turn. Arale! HOW YA DOING! Kaine said. Who are.. Wait, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? She asked. It would make sense, last time I spoke to you was almost 30 years ago. The saiyan spoked. Oh yeahhh. You're that goku guy right, actually no you look like an OC. Wanna play with me? She asked. HAHAHAHA!! THESE NIGGAS AIN'T READY! YOU WANTED THIS AMIGO! Kaine said adorning a fighting stance.
She charged at the saiyan and tried to kick him but insted of getting sent flying he stretched like rubber. SLING SHOT! Kaine yelled. Sending the girl flying. The saiyan shuffled around cones like a professional soccer player and punted Arale into the sun. The saiyan watched in amazement as she came back around the giant fireball and rocketed towards him trying to double heel kick him. His eyes opened again. He looked around seeing it hadn't happen.
SHIT THAT WAS THE FUTURE! The saiyan quickly dodged out of the way. LOOK OVER THERE! Kaine yelled. Huh? SHAWN MICHEAL BITCH! Kaine yelled. The saiyan superkicked her into the air. Or at least he thought. It was her head. OH MY GOD! I BEHEADED HER! Kaine yelled. Her head rocketed back down so the saiyan dodged it. It sprung out of the hole and landed perfectly back on her head. She rocketed towards him head first and the saiyan did the same. The two's headbutt clashed, both radiating conquerors haki, shaking the whole area. How does she have conquerors, NO! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! JUST FIGHT! Kaine yelled at himself as the two separated.
WHY I OUTTA! He yelled in a cartoonish tone. The two dashed towards each other and started fighting in a cartoonish cloud with fists flying out. Trunks came out with a stick with poo on the end of it and threw it at the ground. Arale got distracted and started poking the poo. Sadly she got bored very quickly and prepared to attack again.
Beerus showed up and ate the most delicious food from earth. Not before perma banning the ghost from earth. YUMMY! What an adorable kitty cat. Arale said. She got beheaded kabul style by the terroist, I mean God of Destruction. She didn't die fortunately. Beerus was about to permaban her too but the most delicious food on earth was secretly laced with Arby's and caught his ass lacking so he had to go home.
They drove away. Kaine! Don't wait another 30 years to fight me again! Arale said as they drove away. Did I ever tall you my name? He asked. Does it matter? She asked. Good point, my bad. The saiyan apologized. Thanks to your distraction I was able to gain the technical prowess from Senbei Norimaki. Android 21 said. WHAT DID YOU DO? Kaine asked, worried for the man's well being. Some bullshit. She spoke. Oh, alright cool. The man calmed down. WAIT DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK THIS MEANS? He asked, overly excited. I might be able to implement you with technology even superior to Arale's. She replied.
I'm going to plow you until even your infinite energy engine runs out of energy tonight Vomi. Kaine whispered in the woman's ear.
A few days later...
Beerus gathered the people of universe 7 for baseball. It was them versus universe 6. In addition to Goten and Majin Kuu. C'mon guys, let's see some pep in your step. Yamcha said happily. Yes sir! Majin Kuu said excitedly. Kaine decided to bring Majin Kuu from the demon realm because of the interest he showed in the sport of baseball when the demon king spoke about it.
Vados looked was looking thick and attractive in her umpire outfit. Everytime the tall goddess walked pass the saiyan he would peak for a picosecond. DAMN! THAT SHIT FAT! Kaine thought.
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Kaine looks so cute in that baseball outfit I just wann- NO VADOS! WHY AM I ACTING THIS WAY TOWARDS A MORTAL! I mean a man that can use ultra instinct that well is no regular mortal and that body definitely- NO! I MUSN'T! Vados snapped herself to attention.
The match started and Kaine was up against Champa. Don't let my brother hit one off you Kaine. Beerus ordered. The saiyan threw the first so hard Champa couldn't register. Strike One! Whis said. He threw it again and Champa swung too early Strike two! Kaine threw a curveball for his last and Gohan caught it. STRIKE THREE YOU'RE OUT! Whis said.
Yamcha was the next batting and he was against Botamo. Winnie the poo was helpless against the retired professional baseball player. Cabba was next and got fried the same way. Nice one Yamcha! Bulma yelled. Everyone started cheering for him. The man blushed at the praise. Gohan was pitching next.
You can't beat me at this Gohan. I'm the master! Yamcha spoke confidently. OH YEAH? Gohan pelted that ball but the earthling was not fast enough to react and it curved towards his stomach and he keeled over. AUGH! Yamcha yelled. Foul Ball. You cannot hit anyone Gohan. If you do that again I will have to eject you from the match. Yamcha can go to first base. Whis said. YAMCHA IM SO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY? Gohan yelled. Y-yeah I'm just fine, give me a few. He spoke while the hybrid saiyan walked up.
Yamcha. I will avenge you. Kaine spoke walking up. Well that puts a smile on my face. Let him have it Kaine. The man said getting up slowly and walking away. The saiyan was batting next. Alright it's Tung Tung time. Lets give them a show Gohan. Kaine spoke.
He transformed into Ultimate. SO YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE HAMMER DOWN IS THAT IT? Gohan asked in a British accent, mimicking a certain Asgardian. BRING IT! Kaine yelled. He transformed into Blue. SAUZANDO NOKKU! (Thousand Knock) The hybrid yelled. Gohan chucked his ball full force at the saiyan. A fire flared in the saiyan's eyes. SENBAI HOMURUN! (Thousandfold Homerun) The ball was locked to the saiyan's bat.
YAMCHA RUN! Kaine yelled. Gohan turned around and Kaine hit the ball towards Botamo who caught it. Yamcha almost made it but got elbowed in the gut. Champa's dumbass made him safe by hitting a foul. The same shit happened next round when Kuu started pitching but Magetta and Botomo used a combo technique. Yamcha almost made it but Champa pelted the ball full force at him. Foul! Vados called.
Beerus and Champa started arguing and boxing. I stopped both of him with one fist. ENOUGH! MY NIGGA WE ARE TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME! Kaine yelled. Vados and Whis teleported in. As Umpires of this game we declare this game over effective immediately. Whis said.
Fortunately for Universe 7, the goat Yamcha secured the win by going for the plate when no one was looking. We won and ate after. Champa's dumbass forgot about the food and left so the only fat nigga the saiyan had to compete with was Beerus.
Days Later.....
Gohan was playing with his daughter Pan who started forming words. Videl called her husband into the living room to see some lame blonde guy playing as the Great Saiyaman. In a movie called Mr. Satan Versus Great Saiyaman. Hercule brought his son in law and daughter to the set. He was talking with some girl on set named Coco. Hey Coco! I'd like you to meet my Beautiful Daughter Videl and My son in law Gohan. That little cutie is my Granddaughter Pan. Hercule said introducing the three.
Hi nice to meet you. Gohan said. Hello. Videl said. The three struck up a conversation when some stuck up blonde guy walked up. NO! IT CAN'T BE! JOHN DRAGON BALL! Gohan thought, remembering the description his fathers memories. Wait no, this guy is blonde. Gohan surmised. So what role are you playing sweetie? Barry said. What do you mean by which role? Videl asked, confused. Oh sorry It's just that you're so beautiful I thought you were a part of an Agency. Hahaha! Hercule started laughing.
Hahaha I am quite the lucky husband aren't I? Gohan said putting an arm around Videl's waist as she leaned her head against his shoulder. Hahaha Well I could still give you an autograph, anywhere you like. He said flirtatiously, whilst trying to grab her hand again. No, I'm good. Let's go honey. Videl said. Buh bye Barry! Gohan said while waving him away.
The husband and wife watched the blonde actor go on a power trip and force the stuntman do something dangerous or else he was fired. Yo! Let me do the stunt. Gohan said. Sorry but you're an amateur you can'- Let him. Barry interrupted. You think if you do this you can get bragging rights to say you were in one of my movies and impress women. Barry said. Nah I just think It would be fun. Plus I have a wife and kids already. If I wanted more than a movie wouldn't be my approach. Also my little girl here could see her daddy in action as a superhero when she's a little older. Gohan spoke, pointing to his daughter who Videl was playing with.
The saiyan dawned their offbrand Great Saiyaman outfit and got to work. AND ACTION! The tank barreled towards the Gohan so he leapt inside it and pulled out the driver. Who are you? The driver said. I am the champion of justice, the one that tolerates no evil. Mankind's DESIRE FOR LOVE AND PEACE: I AM THE GREAT SAIYAMAN! Gohan said in a cinematic tone. Everyone on set praised the performance.
Hey just a minute hotshot, those weren't the poses I choreographed. Barry said, irritated. Is there a problem with that! The director said angrily. NO UHH I THINK I HERE MY AGENT CALLING! Barry said nervously before walking away. Gohan, I want you to be my lead stuntman. You're athleticism is like nothing I've ever seen in my entire career of directing movies. The director said. Thanks. The hybrid said. Now came the hard part. Script memorization.
On the way home Gohan noticed there was a bank robbery nearby so he decided to dawn the old costume. He busted through the wall and knocked Krillin over by accident. IT IS YOU! THE BAD GUYS FROM THE HEIST! Gohan said. THERE WASN'T A MINUTE THAT PAST WHERE I DIDN'T- The hybrid completely ignored the bank robberers seeing an alien-like orgasnisim trying to sneak up to him. That's the organisim dad told me to be on the lookout for. The saiyan shot a lazer from his hand that completley atomized the alien creature.
You good mud? Gohan said picking up Krillin. What are you doing here Gohan? Krillin said. Saw a bank robbery and got nostalgia. The hybrid answered. Aren't you a little old to be wearing that? Krillin asked. Aren't you a little old to be a cop? Gohan asked. I'm 43 years young, thank you very much. Much younger than your parents by the way. He replied.
You know my mom would chew your head off if she heard you say that. The two started laughing. I'll see you later though Krillin. I got myself an acting gig as myself. Great saiyaman gig huh, good luck Goha- I mean Great Saiyaman. Krillin whispered playfully. Later Krillin! Gohan flew away.
The next day Gohan came to set and everyone suspected him as the great saiyaman. Bulma stepped in and provided cover fire. Barry walked up to me and everyone except Bulma scattered. Hey don't come on my set acting like a big shot just because you can do a few stunts. He said angrily. There's one thing this Gohan was taught by his father, knowing when it was appropriate to act like a n- act ignorant for sport. First of all you need to back the fuck up, trying to intimidate me like I'm not 5 inches taller than you and 120 pounds heavier. Gohan said, stepping closer. The blonde actor backed up. Now imma change into the suit now.
Gohan said walking away slowly, nodding his head, realizing the blonde really wasn't about it. If the hybrid smacked the fuck out of him he might smack off the makeup and the detox. Bulma and Gohan were talking on the roof and told Bulma about how she was a lifesaver.
So how do you like acting? Bulma asked. It's pretty fun. The deeper parts are where I really need to focus but maybe once dad becomes strong enough to stop the king of everything from invading earth then I'll hang up the fighting to do acting. Gohan spoke. Your good for it I'll tell you that much. Bulma complimented him while taking a sip from her coffee. Speaking of your father, tell Chi Chi I'll need to borrow him for a few days when she's finished. Bulma said with a lecherous smirk. Wh- what do you mean? Gohan asked nervously. For an invention of course! She spoke innocently. Phew. I thought she was talking about sex. Gohan thought exasperatedly. I NEED THAT HORSE COCK ALL TO MYSELF FOR AT LEAST A DAY OR TWO! Bulma thought with carnal hunger.
After filming a scene Coco walked up to the hybrid saiyan and started talking about how she needed to practice her line with him. Shouldn't you be doing this with the actual actor? He asked. No Gohan, I can only do this with you, please. She tried putting on Puppy dog eyes. Nah, I uhhh can't do that. Gohan said while laughing unapologetically. She explained how she overheard him talking about being the Great Saiyaman. What did Barry put you up to this? He asked simply. She started tearing up. You knew? She asked.
Yeah. Hold on I got this. Gohan spoke walking away. The young superhero waited till night like batman and caught Barry on the roof with a camera. The hybrid flew in at sound breaking speeds and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. You. Are a worthless bitch ass nigga. YOU tried to hit on my WIFE and YOU'RE mad because she didn't want YOU! Rich and Famous but you still wanna steal shit and be insecure. I would throw you off this building but I'd be no better. I….I'll tell the world you're the real SUPREME SAIYAMAN! He yelled.
Gohan took his sunglasses and durag off. You know what. Go ahead. Give me clout and fame. Dumbass. I said. I dropped him and walked away. Later that day the envious actor tried to raid the saiyan's house and kidnap his daughter so Gohan put the blonde bastard in the hospital as self defense.
Good thing I set a camera up to catch him breaking into my house. Gohan thought. After that event the blonde got fired and arrested so the hybrid volunteered to take up the lead role as myself. The recording he showed to police got leaked and got an equal amount of attention as my movie. Some of the female police officers even started flirting with the hybrid boy after reviewing the tape but Videl pushed them all away. THREE IS ENOUGH! She spoke angrily.
Power Levels:
Arale: Poop
Kaine: Finland