The oddball team made it to Pilafs castle and Kaine proceeded to blow that front door down. A bunch a bats walked by but Kaine ain't flinch not one time. (I'm lying) One of the pillars almost killed Yamcha but Kaine saved him. He pulled out his power pole and got to swinging. The team started moving more carefully after that little incursion. Apparently that wasn't enough because Pilaf genuinely trapped them in a brick enclosure.
Yamcha started jabbing the wall repeatedly but there were no dents. "Lemme have a crack at it." Kaine said excitedly. He punched it a few times and a huge crack appeared on the wall. Alright looks like I need to make a bit more progress and we can- "Hello fools!" Pilaf Exclaimed. "Looks like you're having trouble getting out of my super reinforced steel enclosure. PILAF! Kaine yelled, in a wrathful voice. WHEN I BREAK OUT OF HERE AND YES WHEN I DO! He paused. IM GONNA STEAL YOUR RICHES, YOUR CASTLE AND THAT FINE ASS SPY LADY BEHIND YOU. W…. What? Pilaf said awestruck. I AINT STUTTER NOT ONE TIME BITCH. I'M COMING FOR YOU. The crazed Saiyan said before breaking the camera.
Everyone, get in the corner, I'm gonna blow a hole in the ceiling. Kaine said with not an ounce of playfulness in my voice. KAAAAA. Wait, what is he doing? Yamcha said scared. MEEEEE. I don't like this. Oolong said nervously. HAAAAA. Uhh, master, what do we do? Puar asked frantically. Ooooh. Bulma said as a blue ball formed in his hands. HAAAAAA, Kaine screamed before unleashing the turtle hermit ki wave into the ceiling and obliterating a huge chunk of rock and making a hole that led to Pilaf's control room. AHHH, What the hell was that!!!! Pilaf yelled terrified. Right after he said that the Saiyan emerged from the hole and landed in front of the trio. PILAF, I TOLD YOU DIDN'T I? He said in a crazy tone. Ah, I can still stop this, Pilaf said before trying to reach for the control panel. He was unlucky as before he reached it Kaine grabbed him by his tiny head and chucked him out the window like a football. He went so far that he became a shining star in the distance. Huh, so that really does happen in the show. Kaine said, interested.
AH, what should we do MAI!? Shu exclaimed, terrified. MUTT, MILF, SHOW ME THE OTHER 6 DRAGON BALLS! Kaine barked at them like a certain saiyan prince. The instant he said that, they both scrambled and presented him with the dragon balls while kneeling. Thank you, the darkskinned saiyan said in a much nicer and happier voice with a huge smile. MUTT! Go find another master before I send you to another continent like I did that blue dwarf. Kaine yelled at Shu. Shu needed no further guidance and scurried out of the castle. Mai, come here. The saiyan said in a soft voice. She looked less nervous than she did before but still concerned.
She walked up to the man and up close, her curves were just as noticeable and her tits jiggled trying not to burst from her coat as she walked up to him. Kaine put a hand on her cheek and activated his ability. You're beautiful and so much smarter than those other two; do you wanna be one of my wives? Mai started blushing and bowed to Kaine. I will not only be your wife, but I shall serve your every desire, what would you like me to call you. Mai said. She didn't know why but the touch the Saiyan had given her had provoked some sort of feeling into her. She felt that following him would be a greater choice than the lousy Imp Pilaf. "Every desire?" Kaine asked while smiling maliciously. Call me Lord Kaine. Yes Lord Kaine. She obliged obediently.
Moments Later....
Kaine, we're here, did you find the dragon balls? Yamcha asked. Yep, I did and one of Pilaf's goons agreed to help us. He spoke. Kaine used his ability to make Mai lie to them. "I did not trust that Pilaf had good intentions with the dragon balls. They are yours now. Mai said on his command.
The team moved outside and Kaine summoned the dragon. Come forth, Eternal Dragon. He yelled the ancient incantation and a light appeared from all 7 balls and the green wish granting serpent emerged. The god of earth's creation, Shenron. Anything that was withing his power could be granted to whoever summoned him. This feels unreal. Kaine said. The warrior was face to face with Shenron but inhaled and asked the dragon to grant his wish. Shenron! Grant me the ability to control my Oozaru form and harness it in my base form. Kaine said. "Your wish has been granted" A bright light appeared around Kaine before quickly fading. "Farewell" The dragon said before departing. And the dragon balls scattered.
I think I'm going to go back home. Bulma said. Hey Kaine, do you wanna come with me and meet my family? She asked. I would love to but I want to manage some things at this new castle I aquirred and then I'll come a different day. Kaine replied. THAT LADY GAVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WHOLE CASTLE! Oolong asked shocked. Yep. I footballed that imp to another continent and she surrendered. You seem like a much more competent and are a much more strapping man then Pilaf. Mai said.
Ok, see you around Kaine, I love you. Bulma said blushing before driving away. Love you too Bulma, I said. WHAT!? Yamcha and Oolong exclaimed out loud. Kid, why are you hooking up with 2 women at the same time? Oolong exclaimed. Not to mention that woman over there. The pig whispered. They just like me a lot I guess. Kaine replied while smirking. You're lucky kid, I'll see you around, I'm outta here. Oolong said before getting in his car and leaving. "What are you gonna do Yamcha?" The Saiyan asked. Uhhh…. Well ACTUALLY IM GONNA GET STRONGER, STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT Y- "HAHAHAHA" Kaine suddenly busted out laughing and the Bandit stopped what he was doing and looked at Puar with a sad look that Puar looked back at him with. They got in their car and sped away. By the time he stopped laughing they were already gone. Whew, that was funny. Kaine said to himself.
The oddball team split after their journey was complete and Kaine decided to stay in his new much more comfortable home and enjoy all the new accommodations he had.