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Chapter 14 - The Tax Man Cometh

The shop didn't just smell like dust and hairspray anymore. It smelled like success which, in the electronics business, is a mixture of hot lead, melting rosin, and the ozone scent of a freshly charged battery.

​We had been open for three days.

​The shelves were no longer empty. Alongside the rows of Zombie Lights, I had added a new product: The Power-Up Station. For 200 francs, people could bring their small lead-acid batteries or rechargeable torches, and I would top them off using a bench power supply I'd rigged from a modified PC power unit.

​In a town where the electricity went out as soon as a cloud looked at the sky, I was selling the one thing people craved more than food: Reliability.

​I was in the back room, bent over the tenth Thomson TRC-300 radio. The silver-plated wire coils were laid out on my bench like jewelry.

​< Fine motor control optimized, > Gemini whispered. < We are 15% ahead of the Colonel's deadline. Suggestion: Increase the gauge of the power bus wires to reduce heat dissipation. >

​I'm already on it, Gemini, I thought, touching the iron to a stubborn solder joint.

​"Nkem!"

​Tashi's voice came from the front of the shop. It wasn't his "proud businessman" voice. It was tight. High-pitched. The voice he used when a creditor was at the door.

​I put down my iron and walked into the front shop.

​Tashi was standing behind the glass counter, his hands flat on the surface. Standing across from him were three men.

​They weren't thugs. They didn't have Razor's gold chains or Bone's scars. They wore cheap, ill-fitting polyester suits that were shiny at the elbows. They carried leather briefcases. They looked like gray ghosts of the bureaucracy.

​The man in the middle, a skinny individual with a mustache that looked like a smudge of grease, tapped a plastic badge pinned to his lapel.

​"Council Office," he said. His voice was a nasal whine. "Licensing and Revenue Department."

​Tashi looked at me, then back at the man. "Officer, I pay my market fee. Every week."

​"Market fee is for hawkers," the man said, pulling a long, carbon-copy form from his briefcase. "This is a permanent structure. You need a Business Operation Permit, a Fire Safety Clearance, a Sanitation Certificate, and a Technology Import Levy."

​He looked around the shop, his eyes lingering on the military radios in the back.

​"And," he added, a greedy glint in his eye, "you are doing specialized repair work. That requires a Master Technician Certification from the Ministry in Yaoundé."

​Tashi went pale. "Master Technician? I... my son is just fixing small things."

​"Your son?" The man looked at me. He didn't see a genius. He saw a child. A violation. "Child labor. That is another fine. 50,000 francs."

​I stepped forward. I didn't look at the man's face. I looked at the briefcase.

​< Scan: Document headers, > I commanded.

​< Analyzing... > Gemini responded. < The seal on the form is the 1996 version. The current Council seal was updated in January 1999. Conclusion: These documents are unofficial. They are 'Ghost Forms'. >

​I felt a surge of cold clarity. The Bookman had sent the "Clipboards." This wasn't a real inspection; it was a shakedown.

​"Which office did you say you were from?" I asked.

​The man looked down at me, annoyed. "Council Office. Are you deaf, boy?"

​"I am not deaf," I said in English, making my voice as flat as a textbook. "But I am confused. According to the Decree of 1994 on Small and Medium Enterprises, a new business has a 90-day grace period to register for VAT and local levies. We have been open for 72 hours."

​The man with the mustache froze. He wasn't expecting a ten-year-old to quote the Law of Finances.

​"Who taught you that?" he snapped.

​"I read," I said. "And I noticed your form has the old seal. The one from before the Council restructure. If you represent the Council, why are you using expired stationery?"

​The two men behind him shifted uncomfortably. They looked at the door.

​"You think you are smart?" the leader hissed, leaning over the counter. "I can lock this shop today. I can call the police to take you for questioning."

​"You could," I said. "But then you would have to explain to Colonel Lucas why you interrupted the repair of Gendarmerie communication equipment."

​I pointed to the back room. The Thomson radios, with their military-green casings and "Property of Gendarmerie National" stencils, were clearly visible.

​"The Colonel is coming in two hours for a status update," I added, checking the wall clock. "I can tell him you were very helpful with the paperwork."

​The mention of the Gendarmerie hit them like a physical blow. In Bamenda, you can ignore the Police. You can bribe the Council. But you do not cross the Gendarmerie.

​The man with the mustache started sweating. He snatched his briefcase off the counter.

​"This is... a misunderstanding," he stammered. "We were just... doing a census. A preliminary survey."

​"I hope the survey is finished," I said.

​They didn't answer. They turned and practically ran out of the shop.

​Tashi let out a breath that sounded like a deflating tire. He slumped against the counter, wiping sweat from his forehead.

​"Nkem," he whispered. "How did you know about the seal?"

​"Gemini," I whispered back.

​"What?"

​"Nothing, Papa. It was a guess. A lucky guess."

​But I knew it wasn't a guess. The Bookman had sent his first wave of "Lawfare," and we had repelled it. But they would be back. Next time, they would have real forms.

​The Lab

1:00 PM

​I went back to the radios. But I wasn't just fixing them anymore. I was thinking.

​If the Bookman was using the Council, I needed a way to fight back that wasn't just relying on my Uncle's guns. Guns are loud. Law is quiet.

​< Objective: Legal and Administrative Shielding, > Gemini noted.

​We need a lawyer, Gemini. But lawyers in Bamenda cost more than the rent. Where do we find someone who hates the Bookman as much as we do?

​< Searching Memory Archives... 1999 Bamenda Legal History... >

​A name popped up.

​< Barrister Simon Fru. >

​The "Pro-Bono Rebel"? I remembered the name from my past-future life. He was a human rights lawyer who spent most of his time in jail for protesting the government. He was brilliant, broke, and obsessed with the rule of law.

​"Papa," I called out.

​Tashi came in, still looking a bit shaky. "Yes?"

​"We need to invite someone for a beer tonight."

​6:00 PM

Tashi & Son (After Hours)

​Barrister Simon Fru did not look like a lawyer.

​He wore a suit that was older than I was, and his briefcase was held together by a piece of copper wire which I offered to replace immediately. He had deep-set eyes and a voice that sounded like it was made of gravel and smoke.

​He sat on a crate in my lab, looking at the Thomson radios.

​"Colonel Lucas is a hard man to have as a friend, Tashi," Simon said, sipping the beer my father had provided. "He is like a lion. He keeps the hyenas away, but he might eat you if he gets hungry."

​"We know, Barrister," Tashi said. "But the Council came today. They wanted 50,000 francs for 'Fire Safety' and 'Child Labor'."

​Simon laughed. It was a short, sharp bark. "The Bookman's usual trick. He owns the Council clerks. He uses them to squeeze anyone he can't buy."

​He turned to me. "And you are the child labor?"

​"I am the Master Technician," I said, handing him a Zombie Light.

​Simon examined the light. He clicked it on and off. He looked at the circuit I had soldered. His eyes sharpened.

​"You built this?"

​"I did."

​"Simon," Tashi leaned in. "The boy is... different. He has a head for these things. I want to protect him. I want this shop to be 100% legal. No 'Ghost Forms'. No bribes."

​Simon Fru looked at me for a long time. Then he looked at the Gendarmerie radio.

​"If you want to be legal in Cameroon, you have to be invisible," Simon said. "But the boy is already too bright. So, we make the shop a 'Technical Training Center'. A non-profit wing of the Gendarmerie contractor group. If you are 'Training' the youth, the Council cannot tax you the same way. And the labor laws change for apprentices."

​"Can you do the papers?" I asked.

​"I can," Simon said. "But it will cost you. Not money. I don't want your money."

​"Then what?"

​Simon pointed to a broken, ancient laptop in his briefcase. A Toshiba T1000. It was a relic from the late 80s.

​"My work is on this," Simon said. "The screen is dead. Three 'experts' in Commercial Avenue said it is scrap. If you can make it talk again... I will be your lawyer for one year. Free."

​I looked at the Toshiba.

​< Diagnostic: The T1000 uses a gas-plasma display, > Gemini analyzed. < The high-voltage inverter for the display is likely blown. Alternatively, the CMOS battery has leaked and eaten through the traces. >

​"Bring it here," I said.

​I opened the casing. It was a nightmare of ribbon cables and proprietary screws.

​Tashi and Simon watched in silence as I stripped the machine down. I wasn't a ten-year-old anymore. I was a technician in a trance.

​I found the leak. The tiny nickel-cadmium battery had turned into a green crust of acid, burning a hole through the motherboard traces that controlled the keyboard and display.

​I took a single strand of copper from a speaker wire. Using my new 40-watt iron and the digital multimeter, I began to "bypass" the burnt sections.

​< Precision required: 0.5 millimeters, > Gemini warned.

​I held my breath. I soldered the bridges. One. Two. Three.

​I cleaned the acid with a drop of gin from Tashi's bottle.

​I put it back together. I plugged in the heavy power brick.

​I flipped the switch.

​Beep.

​The screen didn't glow it was an old LCD but the text appeared.

​MS-DOS Version 3.30

C:>

​Simon Fru stood up so fast he knocked over his beer. He grabbed the laptop, his eyes tearing up as he saw his legal briefs appearing on the screen.

​"My files..." he whispered. "Two years of cases. I thought they were gone."

​He looked at me with a reverence that was almost frightening.

​"Nkem Mbua," he said. "You are not a technician. You are a resurrectionist."

​He closed the laptop and tucked it under his arm.

​"The papers will be ready by Monday," Simon said, his voice hard. "If the Council comes back, tell them to call me. I have been looking for an excuse to sue the Mayor anyway."

​Saturday Morning

The Shop

​The Colonel's radios were finished. Twenty units, upgraded, tuned, and boxed.

​But as I was cleaning my bench, I noticed something in the box of "junk" Patel had given me. It was a small, round component with a glass window.

​A Solar Cell.

​It was from an old garden light. It was small, producing barely 2 Volts.

​But in my head, a new map was forming.

​Gemini, I thought. If we can't rely on the grid (SONEL), and we can't afford gas for a generator...

​< I see where you are going, Operator, > Gemini replied. < If we can scale up the photovoltaic collection, we can disconnect from the world. >

​"Disconnection is independence," I whispered.

​I looked at the red dust of Bamenda. The sun was always there. Even when the lights went out, the sun was there.

​I had the soldiers. I had the lawyer.

Now, I was going to capture the sun.

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