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Chapter 3 - The week she learned nothing.

-----Recap-----

Akane sleep through the rest of the school only being awoken by her classmates rustling and being loud, saying something about done with Academie for the day. Akane stood up and grabbed her shark tail and quickly left the room and went home?

-----Story-----

The day's passed fast, sometimes Akane stayed the whole day, other time's Akane didn't and even when she was there, the Girl with the Shark Onesie only slept.

Well now it was already that time, Gratulation day. Akane stood outside the Academy door with the rest of the class. She was very confident that she would pass, how? she had no Idea, because she didn't pay attention once. Naruto bouncend next to Akane. "Are you ready?!" Akane grinned. "Oh, absolutely not. But that's future me's problem." Sasuke gave her a sidelong look. "You didn't train at all." Akane gave him a blank look and shrugged. "Meh i took productive naps so Hah, i did something Duck butt!"

Iruka opened the door. "Alright students… let's begin the graduation exam!" Akane cracked her knuckles. "Time to freestyle this with the power of stupidity and anime." she then waited to what felt like an eternity till her name was called. 

Akane walks into the Exam room and looks at Iruka and Mizuki, sending the later of the teachers death glares. Iruka sights. "Allright Akane, just perform one Clone Jutsu" he tells her and both Iruka and Mizuki watch Akane. Akane steps forward. "Allright?"

She closes her eyes and thinks. Fuuuck, how the hell, yeah right this could work, jelling always does something right?. Akane looks at Iruka and Mizuki. "Im not sorry" she then does something, or rather Akane stomps on the floor and hits a classic Dragon ball power load move and yells. "GHAAAAAAAA" at first nothing happened but then a, well a clone pop's up beside Akane. to say it nicely it looked like a bastardized version of a Ballon, something melted and Akane.

Iruka winces. Mizuki looks personally offended, noticing that she was About to fail Akane did the next best thing. "KAMEHADE HAAAA" or however ya said it and pointed at her clone and plop, the monstrosity slowly rose and gurgled until a perfect copy of Akane stood beside her.

Iruka's jaw drops. Mizuki is too stunned to be mad. Akane opens her eyes and goes "…Ah. Yes. Exactly as planned." Actually she has no idea how she did it. Still baffled, Iruka pulls out a Hita-ate for Akane and hand's it to her. "Congratulation?, you passed Akane" he looked highly confused as Akane grabbed the Hita-ate and once she put it around her head it kinda slides down to cover one of her eyes, wich she ignores as she rushed out the room not seeing her Clone melt into goo behind her.

Akane rann all the way home to Kakashi, slamming the door open she jells."KAKASHIIIIII— I'M A NINJA NOW!!" Her forehead protector is on crooked, half-slipping over one eye, and she's waving her exam papers around like she just robbed the place. Kakashi looked up from his book he was reading on the couch and sweatdropped. "Oh? Congratulations." Akane stomps closer, practically vibrating. "That's it?! THAT'S ALL I GET?! I BECAME A CERTIFIED CHILD SOLDIER FOR THIS VILLAGE AND ALL YOU SAY IS 'oh?'"

Kakashi finally glances up. One eye curves into a lazy smile. "Well, becoming a ninja isn't that hard" Akane put a hand to her hearth and gasped dramatically, she clutched her chest and fell on the couch next to Kakashi. "You wound me!" Kakashi closes his book, sighs, then pats her head—forehead protector and all. "Well… I guess that's the most authentic ninja experience possible." Akane looked at the silver haired man. "Wich part?" Kakashi smirked knowingly. "Winging it and somehow not dying."

Akane beams. Pure, stupid pride radiating off her. She holds up two fingers in a Victory sign. "So what now? Training? Missions? A party? A present? Praise? Can I pick dinner? Can I—"

Kakashi raises a hand to interrupt her. "You have team assignments tomorrow." Akane deflated and sulked. "I knew you were going to say something boring!" she whines. Kakashi glanced down at her. "Still, good job for passing" Akane freezes. Her head slowly pops up over the couch back like a prairie dog. Softly Akane ask. "Really?" Kakashi smiles behind his mask. "Yeah really" Causing Akane to drift of back into sleep grinning like an idiot.

Akane sleept trough the whole night soundly and good, well until Kakashi woke her up by tossing her over his shoulder. The Jonin carried Akane to the school and set her down in front of the class. She stumbled into the class with a yawn. Iruka sighed the moment he saw her. "Akane… you're late." Akane looked to Iruka. "I exist. That's the most you're getting out of me before noon." She plopped into a seat, face smushed against the desk, hair sticking up in ways that defied physics. Naruto, two seats over, blinked at her. "Are you okay?" Akane looks back at Naruto and shakes her head no and yawns. Naruto tilts his head. "Still sleepy?" he guesses and Akane nods her head as she then tries to focus on Iruka calling the teams.

"Team Seven: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno…" Akane blinked awake, lifting her head slightly. "…and Akane Saki." Akane squinted at him. "Iruka-Sensai, i think you misread" Akane stares at her Teacher. "Nope, Team 7, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Akane, got it written right here" Iruka Waves the paper. "Nope. You're in Team Seven."

Akane sits up straight and raises her hands. "Why?! That's the main character team! They're feral!" Naruto looks at Akane offended. "Hey!" Sasuke, however he does that has darkness brooding around him more then usual and Sakura stares at Sasuke, she looked creepy acording to Akane as the girl fan's over Sasuke. "The Hokage said it. And… something about you needing supervision." Akane mutters under her breath eyes filled with revenge. "Tattletale Kakashi…"

Naruto leaned closer. "So we're teammates now! This is awesome!" Akane turns her expression to Naruto and growls. "You say that now, give it a week and you'll reget that" A moment later, Iruka dismissed them to wait for their Jonin instructors. "…I'm really about to be on a team with a sunshine gremlin, a screaming pink banshee, and Mr. Edgy McTragic backstory." She sighed dramatically. "Anime gods, why have you cursed me with the plot?"

Lucky the team hadn't have to wait long for the rest of the teams to be asigned. Naruto bouncing on his toes, Sakura trying to get Sasukes attention and Akane leaned against the wall sleeping while standing. Naruto looks over to Akane. "Is she ok?" Sakura looks too. "yeah, just sleeping again" and Sasuke scoffs at Akane's action, a Barley audible "pathetic" passing through his lips.

Akane opens her eyes and looks at Sasuke. "I wasn't sleeping. I was buffering." Naruto look's confused. "What does that mean?" and Akane explains. "It means my soul temporarily disconnected from my body." while Sasuke stares at Akane, silently judging her. The door slid open, its Kakashi."Team Seven?" Akane immediately jabbed a finger at him. "You're late." Kakashi blinks. "Akane i brought you here today, i had to wait for Iruka to finish calling teams, so no, not late" he sight's. "And I've been awake for—" checks imaginary watch "—at least twelve minutes! That's practically child abuse."Kakashi sighs, already exhausted by her existence. "…Rooftop. Let's go."

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