Pfft!
After a rollercoaster of events, the surrounding university students snapped back to reality and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"I thought I could see the movie version of Ran Dong, but turns out they're going for a realistic vibe. With a face like that, they should just avoid the limelight."
"I'm dying of laughter. I thought he was so deep because he'd never seen a woman, but it turns out he's just the same old wealthy second-generation."
"Watching him run so fast, is he afraid this woman will cling to him? Don't be scared, bro. Don't you like green tea girls? All you need to do is hold her in your arms and you'll truly have her."
"Don't say that. I'm from the neighboring Chinese medicine hospital. With those injuries on her face, it'll take a few years to heal, and it won't return to its original state. It's basically disfigured."
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It wasn't just the students on-site; even the seasoned netizens exclaimed how people's hearts are hidden behind their ribs.
