As night fell, an Audi A4L slowly made its way up the hill.
Alex Joe glanced at his drunken colleague, Luna, slumped in the passenger seat. His breathing quickened, and his throat felt dry.
Luna was one of the top three beauties in the company, with curves that could rival many famous Western stars, especially her hips.
Normally, the humble Berloff wouldn't even get a chance to be near Luna.
But tonight, Luna was drunk and had pulled him along, suggesting they do something wild.
And the battlefield was set to be the car.
Alex's mind raced with wild, animalistic fantasies,making him feel stiff from head to toe.
Luna was wearing a super short skirt tonight, occasionally revealing glimpses of her body.
If he wasn't mistaken, Luna was a Miss Isla tonight.
Alex couldn't take it anymore. He pulled over, ready to indulge himself.
But just then, his phone rang.
It was his buddy calling, asking him to return the car.
To make matters worse, the phone was connected to the car's Bluetooth. Talk about bad luck.
Slap!
Luna, who had been pretending to be drunk, snapped back to reality and slapped Alex hard across the face. "So, this car isn't even yours? You broke loser, you don't even own a car, and you think you can sleep with me?"
Luna stepped out of the car without looking back and began walking down the hill.
Alex Joe, holding his stinging cheek, watched the fiery figure of his goddess disappear into the distance. He sighed and mocked himself, realizing that a broke guy like him didn't deserve love.
After a while, he accepted reality and decided to return the car to his buddy. But then, he noticed one of luna's shopping bags left on the back seat.
Worried there might be something valuable inside, he opened the bag. To his surprise, it was filled with various boxes of condoms. And not just a few—there were probably seven or eight hundred of them, all in large packages. Even if he used one a day, it would take almost two years to finish them all.
Was this really the goddess he had a crush on? Who on earth buys so many condoms at once? Even the local grocery store wouldn't stock up this much at once.
Alex felt a pang of pity for himself.
"Ding!"
"Would you like to recycle these 752 condoms?"
"If successful, the system will reward you."
Suddenly, an unexpected mechanical voice echoed in his mind, startling Alex. But three seconds later, his shock turned into indescribable joy.
Alex, loved reading online novels in his free time, especially those featuring systems. He often fantasized about having a system of his own, one that would allow him to cheat his way to the top of life.
Hehe, isn't it finally here—
System, my old friend, I've been waiting for you for ages!
Alex Joe, quickly calmed his excitement and, following the system's prompt, silently recited in his mind: Recycle 752 condoms.
The system displayed a successful recycle.
Rewards:
Maybach Exelero worth approximately 2.2 billion Orchid Empire coins.
Koenigsegg One:1 worth approximately 1 billion Orchid Empire coins.
Shelby worth approximately 800 million Orchid Empire coins.
Aston Martin One-77 worth approximately 470 million Orchid Empire coins.
Lamborghini Veneno worth approximately 450 million Orchid Empire coins.
Pagani Huayra Dinastia worth approximately 290 million Orchid Empire coins.
Bugatti worth approximately 250 million Orchid Empire coins.
A total of seven luxury cars!
Seeing these rewards, Alex Joe was dumbfounded, his heart racing.
Even if he had never owned a pig, he had seen them run.
These seven luxury cars were often seen on TV, each one a symbol of status.
And now, all seven belonged to him.
Holy cow.
Even the cheapest Bugatti was worth 250 million.
In an instant, Berloff Reed sat in the driver's seat of his Audi A4, looking as dumbfounded as a goose. It was clear he was in a state of shock.
It wasn't until his phone rang that he snapped back to reality.
"Hello, is this Mr. Alex Joe? We have an urgent delivery for you."
A delivery? And it's urgent?
Alex was puzzled. He hadn't ordered anything online recently. Wait a minute, could it be...?
He quickly returned the car to his friend and rushed back to his rented apartment.
The urgent delivery was signed for successfully.
He opened the beautifully packaged box.
Inside, there were seven identical green vehicle registration books.
Upon opening them, he saw that they were the registration certificates for the seven luxury cars the system had promised him.
In the owner section, each one had Alex Joe's name.
Additionally, each car came with two keys, all neatly placed in the delivery box.
There was also a note inside the box.
It stated that all seven cars were currently parked at "World Auto Dealership."
After reading it, Alex felt his mouth go dry and his legs turn to jelly.
Seven top-tier luxury cars just like that. The system was really something!
Alex grinned foolishly, chuckling to himself. He knew his life was about to take off!
...
The next day, Alex woke up from a dream.
Waking up to find the delivery box he had hugged all night was actually real was beyond exciting for Alex.
He quickly searched online for the phone number of "Big World Auto" and dialed it.
Last night, he had already made up his mind to pick up all seven luxury cars, drive a different one each day, and never repeat for a whole week. Oh, the joy and excitement!
And then there was Luna.
Didn't she mock him for not even owning a car and still wanting to date her?
Now he had seven cars, and the cheapest one was worth $3.5 million.
He couldn't wait to show off these cars in front of Luna. Her facial expression would be priceless!
Soon, the call connected.
"Hello, Big World Auto. How can I assist you today?"
A sweet voice came through, and just from the sound, Alex could tell she was a beauty.
Talking to a beautiful woman first thing in the morning naturally put Berloff in a great mood.
"Oh, hi. I'm coming to pick up my cars today. I wanted to check if everything is ready on your end?"
"Sir, may I know which salesperson assisted you? I'll look it up for you."
Which salesperson? The system didn't mention that.
Alex replied, "Which salesperson? I forgot."
"Oh, you forgot? No problem. Sir, could you tell me which specific models you purchased from us?"
"I bought a total of seven cars from your dealership. Can you check if I can pick them all up today?"
"Maybach Exelero."
"Koenigsegg One:1."
"Shelby SuperCars."
"Aston Martin One-77."
"Lamborghini Veneno."
"Pagani Huayra Dinastia."
"Bugatti."
The saleswoman was speechless.
Beep, beep, beep~
She hung up the phone directly.
What a nutcase to deal with so early in the morning.
These seven cars, the cheapest one, a Bugatti, costs at least $3 million.
And you say all seven are yours?
Do you think you're the richest person in the Orchid
Empire?
Soon, the phone rang again.
Alex Joe called back, "Hey, gorgeous, why did you hang up on me?"
"Sir, please don't joke with me."
"I'm not joking."
"Not joking, huh? Fine, if all seven cars are yours, I'll do whatever you want."
"Oh, beautiful, you said it yourself."