Dustwind Valley was silent.
Too silent.
The entire battlefield was spotless—
not a speck of dust,
not one bloodstain,
not one broken stone.
Everything looked like Heaven's janitor had overclocked themselves.
Tien stood in the middle of the valley, trembling hard enough to generate electricity.
"I… I still see it…
Her little finger… tapping things…
And then—PFFFF—GONE."
Lin Ruyin hugged herself.
"She erased a divine Warlord like he was a coffee stain…"
Aurelius bowed his head.
"We owe our lives to her.
But… I must admit… I have never felt fear like that."
Jin Haru whispered into his cube:
"She turned people into cleaning supplies…"
Auntie Bao held Miyu, who was sleeping softly in her arms.
A peaceful child.
A gentle face.
The same girl who had just wiped out an army.
Auntie Bao stroked her hair tenderly.
"She pushed herself too far… all to protect me."
Her voice cracked.
Across the valley, the administrative trio gathered.
ALKA-9, Lucina, and Secretary Minn formed a circle—like an emergency board meeting.
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⭐ 1. VICE DIRECTOR LUCINA ASSESSMENT
Lucina flipped open her clipboard with terrifying authority.
"Report:
Master entered Insanity Clean Freak Mode due to emotional shock."
She adjusted her glasses.
"Primary trigger: Auntie Bao's injury.
Secondary trigger: excessive battlefield filth.
Tertiary trigger: Mop-related trauma."
Tien shouted:
"WHY DOES THE THIRD ONE EXIST?!"
Lucina snapped her clipboard.
"Everything is a potential trigger."
Tien cried and sat down.
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⭐ 2. SECRETARY MINN'S SCHEDULE UPDATE
Minn typed on her glowing tablet like a machine.
"I will adjust Master's daily schedule to reduce emotional overload."
Everyone leaned closer.
"New schedule," Minn announced:
4:00 — Wake
4:01 — Hug Auntie Bao
4:02 — Drink milk
4:03 — Gentle cleaning
4:04 — Emotional stability check
4:05 — Breakfast (non-triggering food)
4:06 — Pillow therapy
4:07 — Controlled cleansing practice
4:08 — Avoidance of emotional triggers
4:09 — Nap
4:10 — Hug Auntie Bao
4:11 — Hug pillow
4:12 — Hug pillow again
4:13 — Hug pillow more
4:14 — Hug pillow sideways
4:15 — Hug pillow diagonally
4:16 — Free time
Tien pointed frantically.
"THAT'S JUST SIX HOURS OF PILLOW-HUGGING WITH A FEW EXTRAS—!!"
Minn nodded.
"Yes. Stabilization."
Aurelius approved.
"It is wise."
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⭐ 3. ALKA-9'S DIAGNOSIS
ALKA-9 scanned Miyu with shimmering symbols.
"Master's spiritual core is intact.
But her emotional purity is unstable."
Lin Ruyin tilted her head.
"…What does that mean?"
ALKA-9 narrowed her eyes.
"It means if we let her get upset again…"
Tien shrieked:
"SHE'LL DELETE THE PLANET?!"
ALKA-9 nodded politely.
"Yes."
Tien fainted.
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⭐ 4. AUNTIE BAO'S GUILT
Auntie Bao looked down at Miyu.
Her hand trembled slightly.
"I never wanted her to fight for me like that…"
She brushed a bit of hair from Miyu's forehead.
"She should be learning, eating, playing.
Not wiping out armies because I got scratched."
Aurelius knelt respectfully.
"Auntie Bao…
Miyu would erase the heavens themselves for your sake."
Lin Ruyin nodded.
"Auntie… you're her heart anchor."
Jin Haru added:
"If something happened to you… the world ends."
Auntie Bao froze.
"…Wait.
That means I'M the danger to the world?!"
Everyone looked at her.
Then slowly nodded.
Auntie Bao:
"OH COME ON—!!"
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⭐ 5. MIYU WAKES UP
A small yawn escaped Miyu's lips.
She blinked awake.
"…Auntie."
Auntie Bao hugged her carefully.
"Miyu… are you okay?"
Miyu looked around the battlefield.
Perfectly clean.
Everything aligned.
Everything in order.
Her face turned pink.
"…Oops."
Tien yelled:
"OOPS?! OOPS?! YOU TURNED HEAVEN'S ARMY INTO CLEANING SUPPLIES—!!"
Miyu blinked at him.
"…Dirty."
Tien instantly sat down and shut up.
Minn cleared her throat.
"Master, please avoid extreme emotional reactions in the future."
Lucina nodded.
"It causes unnecessary… global disturbance."
Miyu simply hugged her pillow.
"…Okay."
Everyone sighed in relief.
But then—
Miyu leaned into Auntie Bao's chest.
"…Auntie hurt."
Auntie Bao patted her gently.
"It was just a scratch, sweetie. I'm fine."
Miyu looked at her, eyes cold for a split second.
"…Heaven dirty."
Everyone froze.
Tien whispered:
"She's STILL MAD—???"
Aurelius bowed.
"Master, please. We need time to prepare."
Miyu softened again.
"…Okay."
She looked at her pillow.
"Tomorrow… we clean Heaven."
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⭐ 6. ENDING — HEAVEN FEELS TERROR
Far above—
The Sterility Immortal sensed Miyu's emotional fluctuation.
He felt her anger even from Heaven.
He turned pale.
"…She's STILL upset?!"
His officers trembled.
One whispered:
"My lord… if she snaps again…"
The Immortal slammed his fist on the divine floor.
"We must prepare for the ultimate confrontation."
He pointed toward the Heavenly Foundry.
"Activate the Final Cleansing Protocol."
The heavens roared.
The final battle approached.