Dustwind Valley was tense.
Miyu was asleep in Auntie Bao's arms, recovering from her Earth-form cooldown.
The disciples guarded her like sacred treasure.
Tien paced nervously.
Aurelius sharpened every weapon he could find.
Lin Ruyin straightened the clouds for emotional support.
Jin Haru hid behind a boulder (perfectly polished by Miyu's cooldown).
ALKA-9 checked the air quality every three seconds.
"Master's fatigue is stabilizing," she reported.
"But Heaven is moving. We must prepare."
A soft *DING* suddenly echoed.
A System window opened in front of Miyu's unconscious form.
Only ALKA-9 could see it.
[EMERGENCY SUPPORT UNLOCKED]
[SUMMONABLE ATTENDANTS: ADMINISTRATIVE DIVISION]
• Vice Director Attendant — Handles sect management & discipline
• Secretary Attendant — Handles scheduling, crises, communication
ALKA-9 gasped.
"Master has unlocked… the Administrative Department."
Her voice trembled.
"Oh no."
Tien heard her whisper.
"What do you mean 'oh no'?! That NEVER means something good!!"
ALKA-9 pressed "Summon".
The sky shook.
Light formed.
Two silhouettes emerged.
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⭐ 1. THE FIRST ARRIVAL — VICE DIRECTOR LUCINA
A tall woman stepped out, wearing a flawless white business-uniform robe.
Hair tied back in a tight bun.
Glasses sparkling like knives.
Carrying a clipboard that radiated **discipline aura**.
She scanned the entire sect in one second.
In that same second, everyone felt judged.
Tien cried.
Lin Ruyin hid behind Aurelius.
Aurelius began fixing his posture out of pure survival instinct.
The woman bowed to Miyu.
"Vice Director Attendant Lucina reporting.
My duties:
• Manage sect structure
• Enforce rules
• Correct all inefficiencies
• Maintain absolute cleanliness and proper workflow"
She turned slowly.
Her eyes narrowed at Dustwind's chaotic layout.
"…This place is a disaster."
Tien screamed.
"NO IT'S NOT—STOP JUDGING MY EXISTENCE—!!"
Lucina snapped her clipboard open.
"Tien. You have breathing irregularities.
Fix them."
Tien immediately forgot how to breathe.
Aurelius nodded respectfully.
"She is terrifying."
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⭐ 2. THE SECOND ARRIVAL — SECRETARY MINN
A short girl materialized next—
wearing a crisp uniform, holding a glowing scheduling tablet.
She looked cute.
Adorable.
Normal.
Then she opened her mouth.
"I am Secretary Minn.
Master Miyu's schedule is now **my divine law**."
She tapped her tablet.
A 3D hologram of Miyu's daily routine appeared:
4:00 — Wake
4:01 — Clean sky
4:02 — Clean mountain
4:03 — Clean emotions
4:04 — Breakfast (Earth food, randomized buff)
4:05 — Daily cleansing annihilation exercise
4:06 — Coffee
4:07 — War
4:08 — Nap
4:09 — Coffee
4:10 — Threat elimination
4:11 — Light stretching
4:12 — Hug pillow
4:13 — Hug pillow more
4:14 — Hug pillow again
4:15 — Free time
Tien's eyes bulged.
"THAT'S NOT A SCHEDULE, THAT'S A SPEEDRUN—!!!"
Secretary Minn looked at him.
"Oh.
Tien. Unregistered noise detected."
Tien cried.
"A-AH—I'LL BE QUIET—!!"
Minn smiled sweetly.
"It wasn't a request."
Tien fainted on the spot.
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⭐ 3. THE TRIO OF CLEAN FREAKS
Auntie Bao stepped closer.
"So… what do you two do exactly?"
Lucina adjusted her glasses.
"We handle order."
Minn held up her glowing tablet.
"We handle chaos."
ALKA-9 joined them.
"I handle purity."
Tien whispered:
"…Dustwind Sect is doomed."
Aurelius nodded.
"We will be organized, purified, and emotionally corrected to death."
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⭐ 4. MIYU AWAKENS
Miyu's eyes fluttered open.
"…Hmm."
Lucina bowed instantly.
"Master."
Minn kneeled.
"Master."
ALKA-9 saluted professionally.
"Master."
Tien shrieked.
"H-HELP THEY'RE FORMING A CULT AROUND HER—!!"
Miyu blinked, still sleepy.
"…Attendants?"
Lucina: "Yes. I will handle all sect efficiency."
Minn: "I will handle your schedule, Master."
ALKA-9: "I remain your personal alchemy unit."
Miyu yawned softly.
"…Okay."
The trio looked at each other.
A silent oath formed:
**SERVE MIYU.
PROTECT MIYU.
CLEAN ANYTHING.**
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⭐ 5. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
Lucina snapped her clipboard.
"First: organize Dustwind Valley."
Minn tapped her tablet.
"Second: optimize Master's war readiness."
ALKA-9 raised her cauldron.
"Third: prepare for Heaven's assault."
Tien screamed.
"We JUST FINISHED SURVIVING EARTH-FORM MIYU—GIVE US A BREAK—!!"
Lucina walked past him.
"You have ten seconds."
Tien screamed louder.
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⭐ 6. ENDING — HEAVEN BEGINS MARCHING
Far above—
The Sterility Immortal lifted his massive spear.
The Sterility Legion assembled:
• 10,000 cleansing soldiers
• 800 sterile monks
• 12 divine sanitation beasts
• 3 elite inspectors
• 1 Immortal Warlord leading them
The Immortal roared:
"MIYU'S NEW ATTENDANTS WON'T SAVE HER.
MARCH!!"
Heaven thundered.
Clouds parted.
War began.
And in Dustwind…
Miyu stood with her attendants behind her.
"…Tomorrow," she whispered.
"Time to clean Heaven."