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Chapter 56 - CHAPTER 56 — MIYU STARTS FARMING POINTS (THE CLEANLINESS RAMPAGE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS)

Morning came.

The valley was peaceful.

Too peaceful.

Tien stretched and yawned.

Aurelius meditated.

Lin Ruyin practiced breathing with perfect posture.

Auntie Bao cooked breakfast noodles.

Jin Haru begged his cube not to become a bucket again.

Then Miyu floated out of her room—

Her pillow tucked under her arm.

Her eyes were serious.

And her aura…

Focused.

ALKA-9 bowed beside her.

"Master, System indicates you still require 60 more points."

Miyu nodded.

"…I will clean."

Tien screamed:

"NOT AGAIN—!!!"

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⭐ 1. CLEANING RAMPAGE: PHASE 1 — ENVIRONMENT PURGE

Miyu floated to a random patch of dirt.

She pointed.

*POOF.*

The dirt became a perfect, smooth, flawless stone.

**DING!**

[Clean Area +5]

[45/100]

Tien blinked.

"Wait… did that rock just evolve?!"

Miyu pointed at a crooked bush.

*SNAP.*

The bush straightened itself in terror.

**DING!**

[Shape Correction +1]

[46/100]

Lin Ruyin gasped.

"The vegetation is fixing its posture…"

Aurelius saluted.

"Master's influence is absolute."

Miyu pointed at a smelly pond.

*SSSSSSSHHHH*

It instantly turned into crystal-clear water with koi fish shaped like hearts.

**DING!**

[Purification +10]

[56/100]

Tien cried:

"WHY ARE THE FISH CUTE?!!"

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⭐ 2. CLEANING RAMPAGE: PHASE 2 — CREATURE PURGE

A muddy boar wandered by.

It squealed once—

Before Miyu looked at it.

Her gaze alone made its fur sparkle.

The boar became the cleanest animal in Murim.

A golden halo appeared above it.

**DING!**

[Clean Lifeform +1]

[57/100]

Tien screamed:

"It evolved into a holy pig!!"

A raccoon ran past with dirt on its tail.

Miyu flicked her finger.

*POP.*

It rolled three times, became fluffy, then saluted her.

**DING!**

[Clean +1]

[58/100]

Auntie Bao:

"That raccoon bowed! A GOOD CHILD."

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⭐ 3. CLEANING RAMPAGE: PHASE 3 — EMOTIONAL CLEANING

Next, Miyu floated toward Jin Haru, who was having an emotional breakdown over his cube turning into a bucket again.

"MASTER I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BUCKET WEEEAPON—!!"

Miyu placed a gentle hand on his shoulder.

"…Calm."

He instantly stabilized.

His cube turned back into a sword.

**DING!**

[Emotional Tidy +7]

[65/100]

Jin Haru sobbed:

"THANK YOU MASTER MIYU—!!"

Tien whispered:

"She can fix hearts too…"

Lin Ruyin nodded.

"Terrifying…"

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⭐ 4. CLEANING RAMPAGE: PHASE 4 — CLEANING CULTIVATORS

A group of wandering rogue cultivators approached Dustwind.

They looked rough, dirty, and smelled suspicious.

They sneered.

"So you're Dustwind—"

Miyu blinked.

"…Dirty."

She pointed.

*FWOOM.*

Their clothes straightened.

Their faces washed.

Their hair combed.

Their weapons polished.

Their sins scrubbed.

They blinked in shock.

One cried:

"I HAVEN'T LOOKED THIS GOOD SINCE MY WEDDING—!!!"

Another sobbed:

"MY BACKNOCE IS GONE—!!"

**DING!**

[Mass Cleanse +20]

[85/100]

Aurelius crossed his arms proudly.

"Master's power humbles even rogues."

Tien nodded.

"It humbles US too…"

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⭐ 5. CLEANING RAMPAGE: PHASE 5 — THE ACCIDENTAL MIRACLE

Miyu floated toward a forest clearing.

She saw a giant ancient tree that was half-rotten.

She extended one finger.

"…Fix."

Light blossomed.

The tree:

• straightened,

• healed,

• grew new leaves,

• became 10x larger,

• gained a divine glow,

• started singing harmonized wind notes.

Tien screamed:

"WHY IS THE TREE HOLIER THAN ME?!"

**DING!**

[Legendary Purification +20]

[105/100]

SYSTEM:

[QUEST COMPLETED]

[EARTH FOOD SHOP UNLOCKED]

[REWARD ATTENDANT BONUS ACTIVATED]

Only Miyu saw the message.

Her eyes softened.

"…Coffee soon."

ALKA-9 bowed deeply.

"Master, we have succeeded."

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⭐ 6. MIYU VS THE NOW-TOO-CLEAN WORLD

Everything around the valley was now:

• Clean,

• Straight,

• Balanced,

• Emotionally stable,

• Mindfully centered,

• Sparkling.

Tien looked around.

"Master… did you just purify A WHOLE REGION?!"

Lin Ruyin trembled.

"This is… this is a new war crime of CLEANLINESS."

Aurelius saluted.

"A glorious crime."

Auntie Bao cried tears of pride.

"My baby can do anything!!"

Miyu floated back to the valley.

"…More later."

Everyone screamed:

"NOOOO MORE TODAY PLEASE!!!"

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⭐ 7. ENDING — SHOP READY

Miyu sat with ALKA-9 quietly.

A glowing screen opened before them.

[Earh Food Shop — Unlocked]

Items now available:

• Coffee Beans (Basic) — 100 pts

• Cheesecake — 250 pts

• Instant Ramen — 120 pts

• Fried Chicken — 180 pts

• Bread — 50 pts

• Ice Cream — 220 pts

• and more…

Miyu blinked.

"…Coffee first."

ALKA-9 smiled with terrifying devotion.

"As you command, Master."

Tomorrow…

Dustwind would taste modern Earth food.

They were NOT ready.

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