The sun rose.
Birds chirped.
Clouds drifted.
And Dustwind Sect disciples knelt in terrified formation,
holding their newly acquired Rubik Cube Weapons like ticking bombs.
Because today…
Miyu would lead them **outside**.
Outside the valley.
Outside safety.
Outside where innocent civilians might accidentally witness their "training."
Auntie Bao bounced excitedly.
"It's field trip day!"
Tien cried.
"No! This is a war crime waiting to happen!"
Lin Ruyin clutched her posture staff like a lifeline.
Jin Haru prayed to three different gods.
Aurelius shone like a military sun.
Solene smiled beautifully.
And Miyu floated down, hugging her pillow.
"...We train."
The disciples swallowed.
Hard.
---
⭐ 1. Miyu Announces the Rules
Miyu lifted a hand.
The cubes floating behind her spun in perfect synchronization.
The disciples trembled.
"...Outside training rules."
Everyone leaned forward in fear.
"Rule one:
No filth."
Tien fainted.
"Rule two:
No crooked posture."
Lin Ruyin wept internally.
"Rule three:
Do not destroy towns."
Miyu stared at Tien.
Tien sobbed louder.
"Rule four:
Control your cubes."
Everyone stared at Jin Haru.
Jin Haru coughed nervously.
"…I-I'll try."
Miyu blinked.
"...Begin."
---
⭐ 2. The Sect Leaves the Valley
A dramatic soundtrack (unprovoked, created by Solene) began playing.
The disciples marched outward.
Tien tripped immediately.
His cube transformed mid-fall into a frying pan.
The frying pan screamed:
[USER IN DISTRESS. COMMENCE HELPING.]
Tien screamed:
"NO HELP—!!!"
The pan slapped him across the face.
Auntie Bao nodded proudly.
"It's learning."
---
⭐ 3. Arrival at the Nearby Town — The Disaster Begins
The nearby town, Willowhaven, had no idea what was approaching.
Citizens were enjoying breakfast.
Farmers sold vegetables.
Children laughed.
Then the Dustwind Sect arrived.
Everyone in town watched with dawning terror as a floating child with a pillow (and 40 disciples) approached like a cleaning-themed cult.
The mayor stepped forward bravely.
"Welcome, honored cultivator! May I—"
His greeting was cut short by Miyu frowning at a mud puddle.
"…Unacceptable."
She flicked her finger.
The mud evaporated.
The town cheered.
Then the cracks in the road straightened themselves.
The crooked sign fixed itself.
A random dog's fur groomed itself.
The town fell silent.
Jin Haru whispered:
"Master Miyu… is improving the town…"
Tien whispered:
"That's good, right…?"
Aurelius replied solemnly:
"…She will not stop."
---
⭐ 4. Training Begins — Absolute Chaos
Miyu pointed.
"...Clean the training zone."
Tien activated his cube.
It became a vacuum.
The vacuum inhaled:
• a table
• a chicken
• half a fence
• Tien's shoe
• the mayor's hat
Tien screamed.
"TURN OFF TURN OFF TURN OFF—!!"
The vacuum refused.
Lin Ruyin tried to correct her posture while her staff continuously bonked her.
"Ow—! Stop—! I'm trying—!!"
Jin Haru attempted to practice sword forms.
His cube transformed mid-swing into a mop.
The mop yelled:
"YOUR FOOTWORK IS DISGUSTING."
Jin Haru cried.
Aurelius demonstrated perfect technique with his cleansing halberd.
He swung gracefully—
—and sterilized an entire orchard.
The trees sparkled.
The fruit gleamed.
The farmers screamed.
"My crops!! They're too clean!!"
Solene clapped gently.
"Excellent! You've reached edible perfection!"
---
⭐ 5. Miyu's Single Finger Causes International Panic
Miyu pointed at a dirty alley.
"…Fix."
The alley:
• straightened
• cleaned
• organized itself into perfect geometry
• smelled like lavender
• possibly gained sentience
The entire town knelt.
"MERCY, LITTLE ANCESTOR—!!!"
Miyu blinked.
"…Okay."
They fainted.
---
⭐ 6. News Spreads — The World Freaks Out
Within minutes, word spread through the Murim world:
"Dustwind Sect has left their valley!"
"They're CLEANING TOWNS!"
"They have transforming weapons!!"
"Someone saw a frying pan vaporize a chicken!"
In the Demon Realm:
The Abyssal Rot Clan screamed.
"They're expanding?! NOOOO—!!!"
In the Heavenly Realm:
The Sterility Immortal froze mid-rampage.
"…She's cleaning outside her sect now?
SHE'S SPREADING?!"
Lightning exploded with stress.
---
⭐ 7. Ending — Miyu Looks at the Horizon
As the sun set, the town sparkled unnaturally.
Everything was too clean.
Too symmetrical.
Too organized.
Even the birds flew in perfectly straight formation.
Tien collapsed.
Lin Ruyin's posture staff whacked her goodnight.
Jin Haru lay face-down in self-doubt.
Aurelius glowed with pride.
Auntie Bao collected 12 chickens that had wandered into training.
Solene hummed happily.
Miyu floated above them all.
Pillow hugged close.
Quiet.
Ancient.
Terrifying.
"…Tomorrow.
Next town."
Every disciple screamed.