The disciples crawled out of Floor 5 like socially traumatized noodles.
They had fought monsters, conquered filth, faced their inner demons…
…but nothing compared to:
**Small talk.**
Several disciples needed emotional support.
One needed water.
Tien needed an exorcism.
Aurelius was polishing his armor just to cope.
Yet today…
They gathered in front of Miyu, who floated calmly with her pillow.
A gentle glow surrounded her.
Behind her…
Hovered a shimmering, colorful cube.
Jin Haru whispered, trembling:
"Is… is that the reward…?"
Solene nodded reverently.
"A divine artifact created by Master herself."
Auntie Bao beamed like a proud auntie giving out snacks.
Aurelius straightened his posture so hard his spine squeaked.
Miyu raised one hand.
"...Those who passed Floor 5…
will receive…
a special item."
The cube clicked.
Rotated.
Shifted colors.
Then—
**FWOOM!**
It expanded into a giant greatsword made of pure, radiant order.
Every disciple screamed.
Then it shrunk…
Folded…
And became a mop.
Then a spear.
Then a frying pan.
Then a vacuum hose.
Then a cube again.
Miyu nodded.
"…Cube."
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⭐ 1. The Cube's Description
Text appeared around it in divine light:
[MIYU'S CUBE OF CLEAN ORDER]
— A weapon that changes form based on the owner's thoughts
— Responds to emotional cleanliness
— Responds to posture
— Responds to honesty
— Responds to how dirty your room is
Unlocked forms include:
• Sword of Sterile Justice
• Mop of Merciful Correction
• Broom of Judging Posture
• Feather Duster of Truth
• Anti-Filth Cannon
• Frying Pan of Domestic Violence
• ??? Unlocked via emotional clarity
• ??? Unlocked via perfect mopping rhythm
• ??? Unlocked if your soul isn't disgusting
Warning:
If the owner is messy inside…
it may turn into a useless wet towel.
Tien gasped.
"That's… dangerous."
Lin Ruyin clutched her chest.
"I MUST HAVE IT."
Aurelius whispered:
"Master's creativity… is terrifying."
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⭐ 2. Miyu Chooses the First Recipient
Miyu quietly scanned the disciples.
Her gaze passed Tien (who hid behind a tree),
Lin Ruyin (who saluted nervously),
Aurelius (who sparkled with pride),
and finally…
Stopped on Jin Haru.
Jin Haru froze.
"W-WAIT—ME?!
WHY ME?!"
Miyu floated toward him.
"...You passed all floors."
"But—! But I failed socially! I exploded emotionally! I cried three times!"
Miyu placed the cube gently in his shaking hands.
"…You were honest."
Jin Haru nearly burst into tears.
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⭐ 3. The Cube Reacts
The moment Jin Haru touched the cube…
*CLICK!*
It unfolded.
Then—
It transformed into a golden broom.
He stared.
"…A broom?"
Miyu nodded.
"...Your heart says you need discipline."
Jin Haru collapsed.
Tien laughed.
The cube suddenly transformed into a frying pan and smacked him.
Tien: "WHY—?!"
The cube clicked again.
Became a mop.
Smacked him again.
Tien: "GAAAH—!!!"
Aurelius saluted.
"A righteous tool."
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⭐ 4. Testing the Cube
Jin Haru took a breath and focused.
*I want… a sword.*
The cube spun—
shifted—
and became a long, flawless blade of radiant cleanliness.
The disciples gasped.
Lin Ruyin clutched her heart.
"Wha—
WHAT KIND OF TREASURE IS THIS?!"
He thought again:
*Maybe a shield?*
The cube transformed into a rectangular barrier with the words:
[CLEAN YOURSELF FIRST]
Solene nodded with admiration.
"The cube has excellent manners."
Jin Haru then whispered:
*Maybe something cool…?*
The cube instantly turned into—
A handheld vacuum cannon.
It activated.
Sucked in a nearby bush.
Jin Haru screamed.
"TURN OFF! TURN OFF!!"
Auntie Bao clapped.
"I want one."
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⭐ 5. More Cubes Appear
Miyu waved her hand.
A surge of light filled the sky.
Dozens of cubes materialized behind her, floating gently, rotating like colorful stars.
The entire sect collectively fainted.
Aurelius trembled.
"Master… you prepared so many divine artifacts…?"
Miyu nodded.
"...Those who pass the full tower…
receive a cube."
Lin Ruyin stood with burning determination.
Tien swore an oath to become "the cleanest man alive."
Jin Haru hugged his new weapon like a sacred child.
Auntie Bao wiped away a proud tear.
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⭐ 6. Ending — The Next Floor Awakens
The Trial Tower rumble echoed.
Floor 6 lit up.
The words appeared in glowing brilliance:
[FLOOR 6 — MENTAL PURITY]
(Only the clean of mind may proceed)
Tien dropped instantly.
Lin Ruyin screamed.
Aurelius looked ready to die.
Miyu floated forward.
"...Tomorrow."