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Chapter 55 - Crack (pt.5.5)

Before the article fiasco ever detonated, another episode of LEAVEN aired—and this one spotlighted the special class taught by Foca himself.

Which, of course, meant chaos.

Living rooms across the world turned into watch hubs. People sprawled on beds, huddled around laptops, phones clutched like lifelines. Watch parties in full swing. Snacks forgotten. Group chats exploding.

And as always, the internet showed up loud.

The very first thing people clocked?

Foca was an absurdly good teacher.

Young, composed, articulate—dropping insight after insight with the kind of clarity that made people pause mid-scroll.

@Sukunasbottombitch:

how is Mr. Foca THIS good at teaching 😳 I fear… I may be in love

@Corn ⭐:

oooh… I'd love for him to teach me other things too 🤤 if you know what I mean 🥴

→ @FFonBio:

No. I do not, in fact, know what you mean. Please elaborate.

→→ @MoonBaby:

drink some WATER y'all are thirsty as hell 😮‍💨🙄

@Oppa-ya:

Every episode I learn something new. That's why this show is the GOAT.

→ @Madoka-San:

Agreed. It's as educational as it is entertaining. I'm in my sixties and still learning from this young man.

→→ @Yoyo:

get it Obaa-chan!!

→→→ @Rumi:

that's rude 😭 you don't even know if she's a grandma yet

→→→→ @Madoka-San:

It's alright, dears. I do have three very cute grandchildren.

Then came the voice discourse.

@Hyouka_Icecream:

sir Foca… why is your voice so calming and soothing and… oddly arousing 🤭

→ @BabyOnFire:

I'm convinced his normal speaking voice is the same as his bedroom voice. I'd have the sweetest dreams if he read me a bedtime story.

→→ @Hyouka_Icecream:

girl that'd be a nightmare for me. I'd never sleep 😩

Praise flooded in. Thirst followed immediately after. Barking. Begging. People asking to be stepped on. The usual.

It was… a lot.

Then the episode shifted gears.

Kang Ian, Mika, Nikola, Aqua, Eli, and Monarch gathered to sing and jam together—and the internet locked in.

@Hyouka_Icecream:

I'm sorry but Kang Ian and Mika together??? They look INSANE. #MikIan

→ @overcaffeinated:

OMG YES #MikIan for life!!!

@Totoro:

Eli and Monarch serving VOCALS. Lip syncing who???

→ @Rumi:

Lip syncing is a sin in this house.

→→ @Yoyo:

That's tea. LEAVEN only serves fresh live vocals straight out the oven.

@SirenCoach:

I cannot emphasize enough how difficult harmonizing like this is. And yet they make it look effortless. Truly remarkable.

@MikkoTan:

NIKOLA WITH THE BEATBOXING!!!

@RicoCharges:

Aqua's diva tone blending so beautifully. Sing, mama!

@Miley Circus:

I love this song so much I feel like I should be paying THEM 😭

The verdict was unanimous.

The internet was impressed.

And then—out of absolutely fucking nowhere—

Bobby started rapping.

About drenched vaginas.

The timeline imploded.

@GoldenHamster:

BOBBBBYYYYY!!!!!

@Corn ⭐:

yeah I'm definitely soaked rn. ZADDY TOP ME!!

@LegalEagle:

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 😡 WHO CORRUPTED MY BABY BOY

@CaliforniaMaki:

Bobby got GAME!

@RokuRoku:

his rizz is too powerful. He's aura farming while casually rapping about wet ass 🐱

@Malory:

He's not even that good. Y'all are insane.

→ @RokuRoku:

eternal hater behavior 😭 tragic really

Then came the second half of the class—Yone, Pink, and Jordan stepping onto the floor and absolutely devouring.

No crumbs. No survivors.

@DanceManiac:

A truly outstanding display of artistry. Bravo to these young men.

→ @Malory:

glazer 🙄 they look like they're seizing on stage

@DivorcedLegs:

Daddy Yone please do that krump thing again. I promise I behave 🤤

@Minasoo:

PINK just mothered so hard I'm gagged and shaken.

@Gilgamesh:

Stellar performance all around!

And then—

The final surprise.

The episode saved it for the very end.

Yone dancing with Foca.

@Hyouka_Icecream:

WAIT—MISTER FOCA DANCING?? I fear I may not survive this.

→ @SirenagGabun:

HOLD ME I'M SCARED

@Ivanov:

HOLY SHIT. What did I just witness. Will I ever recover.

@Official Jakob Balterer:

Being able to see my son dance ballroom again was such a blessing. We are forever grateful to Mr. Foca and this show for bringing Yone back to his roots.

#ProudFather #Ballroom

→ @DanceManiac:

It's THE Jakob Balterer! An honor to see you here. You raised an incredible artist.

→→ @Official Jakob Balterer:

Thank you. Yone has always been talented—we simply did our best to nurture it.

And just like that—

Another episode of LEAVEN became a total, undeniable, internet-breaking hit.

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