Inside the livestream room of a well-known Genshin streamer, "BunnyButNotBunny," barrages of scrolling comments flooded the screen.
[Bro, why isn't Fontaine out yet?! I can't survive a single second of 3.7 anymore!]
[You collected all 76 Aranaras? Finished Forest Book, Desert Book, Goddess Book?]
[The eternal formula: miss n-1 version, hate current version n, worship n+1 version.]
[Isn't that our TFT family motto? Please mark your quotes next time.]
"Don't panic, don't panic! Everyone calm down!"
BunnyButNotBunny nearly broke the character staring at the flying chat.
"First of all, TFT players are family—
Second, what do you mean 'Forest Book grind'? Primogems have always been like this! Sometimes the problem is you, okay? It's been years—have you seriously farmed artifacts or not?
And third—"
[Ah, so you're also a BU.]
[No need to flame the streamer… she flames herself just fine.]
[For a single Forest Book, I lost time, my computer got confiscated, and all that for a few Primogems. Did I do something wrong?!]
['Aren't you happy getting free Primogems?']
[HAPPY? HAPPY MY FACE. I crawl through nightmare caves with no voice lines and no light. HAPPY MY FACE?!]
['My face' refers to…]
BunnyButNotBunny's lips curled into a smile.
Perfect.
This was the content she needed — Fontaine was about to drop, and her stream's popularity was skyrocketing.
She had to keep the momentum going, which meant keeping things funny.
But these netizens were getting more and more… abstract.
They could reference any meme now.
It was impressive and horrifying.
"I wonder what kind of personality the Hydro Archon, Focalors, will have," Bunny said, adjusting her posture as if analyzing seriously.
She wasn't a lore expert, but with chat's collective intelligence, she didn't need to be.
"Let's see — Mondstadt has the lazy Wind God, Liyue has the retired Geo God, Inazuma has the shut-in Lightning Goddess, Sumeru had the imprisoned Dendro God… Fontaine's Hydro Archon should have something strange up her sleeve."
Loves to eat rabbits:[Probably tied to the prophecy. Fontaine's prophecy definitely has knives — we just don't know who they'll stab.]
Three-and-a-half-inch immortal:[Relax. Sumeru imprisoned their Archon, why can't Fontaine kill theirs?]
Konglu is my wife:[Only the Heavenly Principles cannot be defied!]
Funina, don't be silly: [Louis XVI: "Bonjour."]
How did you know I got two yellow cards in ten consecutive pulls?
[I disagree. I think this spaghetti should be mixed with #42 concrete because this screw—]
Bunny stared at that last message.
Yep. And there they go derailing again.
She immediately told her mods to mute "TenPullDoubleGold" for five minutes.
That username was a little too attention-grabbing anyway.
Adjusting her game controls, she flew straight to the quest trigger point.
"Huh? This is a new character? I've never seen him before."
Seeing Ye Luo suddenly appear in the cutscene, Bunny blinked in surprise.
[Probably another new character from Mihoyo. Looks kinda… like another Kaveh type? The 'Nantong' special?]
[No more Nantong, please no more Nantong.]
[Bro… bro… you smell amazing.]
[Bro, I want to—]
Bunny ignored chat.
Her eyes were glued to Ye Luo on screen, practically sparkling.
A black-haired, black-eyed male character — rare in Genshin.
A very attractive trait for many fans.
Ah… the beauty of 2D boys!
Though her heart was melting, the next part of the cutscene nearly killed her.
"Hahahahaha! I'm dying! Mihoyo really started playing memes?!"
She almost slid off her chair, clutching her stomach from laughing.
So Mihoyo was finally going abstract?
Taking notes from Honkai Star Rail, huh?
Well… as long as they don't ruin themselves in the process.
[A-LO Subsidy?? A-giao teacher, is that you?!]
[My monthly salary is 20k btw (6k base + 14k "ZY project subsidy").]
[So he's got a split personality, huh?]
[What if he's actually an Akademiya scholar?]
"HAHAHA—Lumine really went to chase him!"
Bunny easily guessed that Ye Luo must be an Akademiya scholar.
Probably a comedic role.
Finally, Mihoyo understood that players need fun — not endless pain and knife-twisting drama.
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