"You are from another world".
Kerry was still in confusion but then again thought that he was lying, no she hoped he was lying.
If not that everything so far will change.
In order to stop her from realising that, he made a lousy aproach, "puuff, Nooo... eheheh", with a nervous fake laughter.
Kerry jumped of her seat in one fell swoop,
"You're really from outside world,"
[Well, well, you did it. You son of a bitch, you actually did it.]
Kerry ran up the stairs and entered a room, screaming, "aaahhhh"
While Don was dumbfounded, not just by how she reacted or by the thought, 'who actually teaches penis length in school, that is so dumb, I mean sex-ed is one thing but this is ridiculous, it is a freaking insult to men.-'.
But seeing the system getting a little steamy, he quickly rose from the chair and went to the stairs.
/clinck/ /clatter/ /thwop/
The rooms door was swung open, and he could hear things dropping on the floor and clattering against eachother.
Cupboards and drawers opening and closing. She was searching for something.
Sensing the rising tension the system which was optimised for fulfillment of the goal at any price, hatched a plan.
To kill Kerry.
The blue screen now turned red flickered right in front of Don, with a message along with a skull icon,
[Kill The nurse]
In a whisper Don said, "No we can't kill someone like that,".
[Yes we can just do as I say, now
Step 1:]--
"Woah, we are not killing her".
[She is an external person. A threat.]
[Letting her live with the knowledge of your existence will sabotage the mission]
Don sighed, "Let me talk to her, maybe we can come to an understanding or i could have sex with her in return, and that would be win win situation right. How about that"
The screen remained unchanged, Don asked, "Isn't that enough, I mean surely killing her is not a good idea, right?".
The red screen darkened and fresh writing appeared.
[Step 1 : grab a knife from the kitchen
Step 2: muffle her voice.
Step 3: stab her neck
Step 4: bu ]-
Don sighed in disbelief seeing the persistent systems.,"Oh come on. What are you trying to do, get us cancelled please stop. Just because your character design is like that, stop being like it, think outside the box....
Please, we need to pay our bills. For god sake please."
(Author: this is another one of my comedy hahahh.
Don : Oh please shut up
Author: you're mean, wah, wah)
[Fine, and stop bullying the author, you won't exist without him]
"Oh yeah what about you".
[I am irreplaceable, not everyone is willing to be a blue screen whoose only character development is changing from blue to read and breaking the fourth-wall]
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Don walked up and found her frantically searching for something.
The search turned the whole room messy and misaligned, the former pink-panthers abode now turned upside down.
The drawer's were open, the neatly folded clothes where on the floor. The compartments on the bedframe was pulled out.
"Where is it, I know I placed it here.".
Finally she pulled out the last drawer.
A smile bloomed her face, which was scrunched up by frustration and hurry.
"Oh there you are" She exclaimed.
Don who was peeking from the unclosed doors gap, wondered, 'What was she searching for, is it a gun, oh god'
[She is gonna blow your brain out]
With a laugh he said, "Like from the ambulance, hahah", completely exposing his pathetic excuse for a cover.
Hearing the laughter she stepped forward, she saw him standing and just murmuring.
A sense of fear crossed her mind, 'is he plotting to kill me'.
Knowing there is no escape he gulped hard and swinged the door open and walked in,
Kerry frightened, stood there frozen in place, her breathing was hoarse and sweat trickled down her neck and pooled in her cleavage
"No, no, no. You Dont have to kill me." She said, with a nervous smile curling her lips.
He breathed hard and exclaimed.
"I won't... if you promise, that you won't tell anyone about me or the fact that i am from another world.".
Kerry's eyes were still wide open in a mix of awe and fear. She nodded tentatively.
Don saw her breathing hoarse and took another step hesitantly with his arms stretched out towards her, "i won't hurt you, mhh".
His eyes trailed down to her waist, and saw a bead of sweat getting trapped in her bellybutton.
And then his gaze flickered to her hand, she was holding a book with a colorful cover and images etched on it.
Seeing his gaze, move towards the novel she held, she raised it towards him, "this is what I was searching for."
He reached out in confusion and grabbed the book, the shiny and pristine cover told him it was expensive and the its spine was pretty thick, it was a heavy book.
Seeing him fascinated by the book, she took a step closer and looked at him, "It is a story about a guy who gets transmigrated and becomes the saviour of the world. That is you." She said pointing to the hero's illustration.
Don was stunned, he chuckled," haha me a savior and this... guy is me".
"Yes" her eyes filled with delight.
Curious Don asked," And what makes you think I am him".
Without a seconds delay she replied, "Because he has a big dick,".
He was stunned hearing it and then burst out laughing,
"HAHAHAH, his dick is big, hahahaha"
Seeing him laugh made her pout, she grabbed the book off his hand.
Don stopped laughing and said," Oh yeah the average penis is 3.5. Now what you said makes sense".
After a moment of silence as they both were lost in eachother's eyes they laughed together.
(For further understanding please read, 42 chapter there the world is told about a little bit more
The author)
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Back in the hall they both sat down.
Her mind was rushing with questions of what his world was like, how he came here, isn't he like that guy and also had a system.
Then as an icebreaker she asked him, "So do you know magic from where you come from, we don't have it here."
Hearing her Don replied, "No, we don't"
Meanwhile
The system laughed.
[What a bunch of dumb idiots].
Don heard it but didn't bother, instead he focused on her and asked her,
"You said that people have small penis"
"Yeah, not only that, there performance is also low. The length, endurance, sprem, recovery. All of it is weak".
"So no sex?" Don asked
"Nope, not a thing, Men have no libido and is not even interested in sex. Any form of sex is just for reproduction."
"I see", Don exclaimed
"I wonder what such a world will be like? Hmm"
"Oh also-", Kerry spoke, "the majority of the women have crazy libido, so we just use toys, and all"
"Ahh, so thats why you jumped on me."
Kerry blushed pink.
"Weren't you afraid of seeing it?"
"I was at first but then i thought you were filiming porn, and that you were a lady with a strap on".
Confused Don asked, "Why not a guy?"
"I told you, no men have a libido,"
After a moment of thought Don asked, "so even porn have no men?"
"Nope, porn here is just women wearing a strap on and then having sex woth women, and men are disgusted by it, they dont even get close, even some women dont".
(To the readers: there is no yuri, it is just a mere mention. Please continue reading)
'That explains why Martha left', Don felt a pang of guilt.
"Oh also, do you have a system, like the mc in the novel"
Don was confused, 'should I tell her, or not'
The system appeared and said,
[You have spilled enough, don't speak another word dick for brain]
Don sighed and replied with a relaxed tone, "No..."
Kerry noded.
[Well seems like you have unlocked a new brsincell. Now the other 2 can resume there competition on who is the dumbest]
"By the way, we haven't introduced ourselves, my name is Don luther. An otherworlder "
With a smile she replied,
" Kerry Hoffman, a humble nurse, pleasure to meet you, Don".
Kerry's excitement was not gonna fade any soon. But she kept it aside," Don about why i brought you here, instead of the... hospital"
Don narrowed his eyes on her's.
She exclaimed and then began,
"Remember I told you about women having crazy libido."
Don nodded.
"I heard it from a friend who works in a lab, she is the one who tested your DNA. Well some rich women are experimenting on how to increase the size of a penis upto about 6 inches. If they find you with a natural one..."
Don filled the rest. "They would experiment on me or worse... enslave me".
Kerry nodded.
"Now that you are an... otherwolder i say i did the right thing".
Kerry wondered for a moment staring at his black eyes, before saying, "Your DNA is disintegrating is that because of it?"
Don nodded remembering it.
"I am sorry" she patted him in the shoulders to reassure him.
Hearing her words the talk with the system came to his mind. '6 months and 100 women seduced'.
"Also if you dont mind me asking, Don do you have any superpowers."
Don said in his mind, ' JACKPOT '.