**Chapter 36: Reverse Deduction**
"Damn it, I've been completely exposed..." Naruto muttered, looking at Anko with a wronged expression. "You owe me..."
"Whew, finally undressed! Time to change... wait, where are my clothes?" Anko glanced around, her face blank with confusion.
"Heavens... what sins have I committed to deserve this?" Naruto wanted to cry but had no tears left.
"No clothes..." Anko scratched her head, then looked at Naruto, who was completely naked. "What do we do without clothes?"
"Damn it! How should I know?" Naruto felt like crying himself to death. He'd seen people act drunk before, but never like this.
"Hehe, Naruto-kun, you have quite a nice physique." Anko reached out and stroked Naruto's body, her eyes taking on a strange glint.
"W-what are you doing?" Naruto shrank back, terrified. Who knew what outrageous things this Anko, who had become even more unhinged in her drunken state, might do?
"I don't know either..."
Anko exhaled a warm, fragrant breath. "My body feels... strange."
"Strange?" Naruto stared at Anko, whose eyes had become slightly watery. A sudden thought struck him: *Could she be in heat?*
"Eee? Naruto, what's this thing? It's different from mine!" Anko gazed at Naruto and uttered a sentence that nearly broke him.
*Damn it, did the strong alcohol fry her brain?* Naruto stared at Anko, who at that moment was as pure as a blank sheet of paper, and found himself speechless.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? No, no, be gentle, that thing is fragile..."
Naruto flinched at the touch of Anko's delicate hand, a wave of pleasure surging through his mind.
"Hehe, what a strange thing," Anko giggled, switching from pinching to gripping. "It's even twitching!"
*This has to be the most absurd thing in history...* Naruto thought, gazing at Anko with a wry smile. After enduring so many trials, his mental fortitude had become remarkably resilient.
"Ugh... my body's so hot..." Anko tugged at her collar and shed her trademark trench coat.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Naruto swallowed hard, the situation was incredibly stimulating.
"I'm hot..." Anko said lazily, her tone almost flirtatious.
"Uh..." Naruto didn't know what to say, so he just stared intently at Anko's beautiful, delicate body.
"Ugh... why am I still hot?" Anko raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead and began unbuttoning her inner layer of clothing.
*This is really crazy now...*
"Ugh, my head hurts..." Anko patted her heavy head, furrowed her delicate eyebrows, and opened her beautiful eyes, rubbing her temples.
"Huh? Naruto, you little brat?" Anko's eyes fell on Naruto beneath her, and she called out in confusion.
"I remember drugging Naruto yesterday... and then... and then..." Anko's expression was blank, as if she couldn't recall anything.
"Ah... ugh..."
The next moment, Anko nearly screamed, quickly covering her mouth to stifle the sound.
"You perverted little brat! You damn perverted little brat!"
Anko gazed at Naruto's expression, her feelings a complex mix she couldn't quite decipher.
Bathed in sunlight, Anko and Naruto lay intertwined on the ground, their bodies bare and vulnerable.
Moreover, Naruto's hand was gripping Anko's soft breast, his grip a mix of clutching and kneading.
"Damn it... *huff*..."
Anko exhaled sharply, glaring fiercely at Naruto, her expression as menacing as she could muster.
Why she didn't scream, even she couldn't quite understand.
Gently prying Naruto's hand away, Anko frowned slightly, massaging her slightly reddened breast with a few light strokes. She pouted her rosy lips and glared at Naruto. "You little brat... you grabbed so hard..."
"Hmph... you little brat. Since you were honest and didn't go all the way, I'll barely forgive you this time..."
Anko rationalized her actions, conveniently ignoring the fact that Naruto was bound so tightly he couldn't possibly have done anything more.
Naked as the day she was born, Anko strode into the bathroom with unwavering composure. Had Naruto been awake to witness this, he would have marveled at her unflappable demeanor.
*Swish...*
The sound of flushing water echoed from the bathroom.
Moments later, Anko emerged wrapped in a bath towel, drying her dripping hair.
"Deadbeat brat, wake up!"
Seeing Naruto still sound asleep, Anko's irritation flared. She raised her voice in a sharp, coquettish shout.
"Ugh... What? What is it?"
Awakened by Anko, Naruto rubbed his bleary eyes and looked around in confusion.
"Hey, kid, are you some kind of exhibitionist?" Anko scolded playfully. "Disgusting! Get dressed properly."
"Uh..."
Glancing at Anko's disapproving gaze, Naruto immediately covered his lower half, his face twisting into a miserable expression as he looked up at her. "I don't have any clothes..."
"You didn't even wear clothes when you came here?" Anko shot him a disdainful look.
"Big sis, do you have amnesia or something? Just look around." Naruto's heart sank with resignation.
"Ugh..."
Anko frowned as she surveyed the tattered scraps of fabric scattered across the ground. "What happened here?"
"Just last night, under the cover of darkness and a howling wind, you used your kunai to shred my clothes into pieces. I cowered, making futile attempts to resist, my eyes overflowing with the deep helplessness in my heart..." Naruto's voice was somber and deeply moving.
"Enough." Anko cut him off, completely unmoved by his dramatic tale. "I'll just buy you a new set of clothes later. Stop acting so pathetic."
"I..."
Stunned by Anko's abrupt dismissal, Naruto felt a wave of helplessness wash over him.
He finally understood: Anko was a woman who defied all logic.
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